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Stuff I post: Its pretty much a ratchet mess - mainly personal. Humour, fandom, anything useful, feminism, some poetry, interesting stuff. Blog title is from Ball Park Music :) Previously Smashing-Articles-Of-Footwear

[mattrobot]

‪A bit late, but here’s my poster for Better Call Saul 510, Something Unforgivable. I think I just didn’t want the season to be over. Remember, it’s Kim Wexler’s world—we’re just living in it!

[ghostsandgoblins]

[rambamboo]

some KK parodies of albums i like

[kim-and-jimmy]

To those who are saying that Jimmy pushed Kim into the dark side, f*ck you. You just can’t accept that a woman can have her own story. Kim Wexler is intelligent enough to know what she is doing. She isn’t some damsel in distress who needs saving. She isn’t some character who needs to die in order to push Jimmy into becoming Saul. She is not just a piece of the puzzle. All of them are puzzles of their own. They are all connected in some way. I’ve said it before but I’ll say it again: Kim Wexler will have an essential influence on Jimmy’s transformation to Saul Goodman. Maybe she’s breaking bad. Maybe she’ll cross the line and go too far. Maybe she’ll do something that would not only make us fear for her life but also scared of her. It’s terrifying to think of it this way. But it makes so much sense. Kim dying will only cause Jimmy to breakdown and leave everything. Money is not enough reason to become the corrupt, immoral, and emotionally detached lawyer that we know Saul Goodman is. Whatever happens next season, we know that the relationship between Jimmy and Kim has just become deeper and more real than before. And I’m scared.

[penny-tration]

Fucking amen

[kimwexlersponytail]

 Kim Wexler in Better Call Saul S05E09: Bad Choice Road                         I’m not throwing it all away. I did S&C. I did Mesa Verde. I achieved that. I     had that experience. But, it doesn’t make me happy.

[introvertunites]

If you’re an introvert,  follow @introvertunites.

[cyborgsmanifesto]

the sex ed guide your parents didn't give you

how to put a condom on

where to get free birth control

the hymen debunked 

cleaning your vibrators 

how to avoid pressures

signs you may be pregnant

safe guide to anal sex

all about dental dams

disabled sexual resources

what is hiv?

feminist porn

female ejaculation

fisting 101

communication during sex

setting sexual boundaries

bdsm vs abuse

lube during sex

the clitoris

sex education games

understanding gender

what to do if your nudes were leaked

intersex

sexual consent

all about masturbation

tips for your first time

[sixpenceee]

Written by Lara Writh

“I am a 16-year-old Australian self-taught special effects makeup artist. I make myself into all sorts of crazy things for fun and post them on my Instagram account in the hope of inspiring more people to give this crazy art form a go! I was inspired to start after falling in love with the extraordinary characters in movies such as Pirates of the Caribbean and X-Men. Then when I discovered the reality TV show FaceOff where they compete with SFX makeup and heard that many of them taught themselves, I decided it was time for me to give it a go! I used mainly Youtube to learn the basics from channels such as Madeyewlook and Glam and Gore. I started on my 14th birthday and have now been teaching myself for over a year. Each time I create a look I get a bit better and slowly they are becoming bigger and bigger. I can now body paint, create horns and teeth, and even make custom prosthetics! I make prosthetics by sculpting what I want on my face cast, I then make a mould of it and fill it with homemade SFX gelatine and then all that’s left to do is stick it on my face and paint it! I hope to one day have a hand in creating a character for a movie or video clip for the world to see and enjoy. For now I am grateful for any experience and exposure I can get.”

[grumpy-white-girll]

I’m 19 and can’t even draw a circle

[kingpinnn]

This guy is practicing smoke bending …LOL

[the-realest-sato-deactivated201]

Yo, this guy is a fucking airbender.

don’t try to say he is otherwise, just look at him go.

[ida-backwards-intherain]

He should do this onstage for money.

[darkseid-deactivated20190806]

I wanna make fun of this person for vaping enough to develop this talent but this is like. beautiful

[twitterlols]

[chemicalheart-deactivated202009]

i love this so much i dont know where to start - the comedy itself - the commentary on ‘what is art’ - further on what is art: the viewers are interpreting this as art, but the intention of the “artist” was not actually art, so is it art or not? who gets to decide, the viewers or the creator? - the act of placing the glasses and watching the response (and the response itself being that the viewers treated the glasses as art) as performance art like is this a critique of postmodernism? does the critique betray itself since (one could argue) the viewers interpreting the glasses as art makes them art? or is that so ridiculous that it doesn’t matter? i could go on

[animatedtext]

[purplechocolatekisses]

Help Everyone Find A Job In Their Field

[dossantos23]

this was very helpful

[midnight-sun-rising]

This wasn’t a coincidence that I saw this today.

[babydreamgirl-deactivated201902]

oh wow! ya’ll need to see this

[nick-nocturne]

For those in need of this tool, an off-topic reblog.

[rubudubu-deactivated20150209]

A man just walked past me and said “excuse me, but you look very nice tonight darlin” I said thank you and he said you’re welcome and walked off. And that is how you compliment a woman without harassing them

[sailorcrystalgemplaneteer]

No, that is still unsolicited, and thus, harassment. No amount of “darlins” is gonna make me not want to punch your ass for coming on to me without provocation.

[rubudubu-deactivated20150209]

GOD

SHUT UP

UR SO STUPID

[randobambo]

[x]

[mohtnirprrup-deactivated2021051]

the comic is killing me

[collosalcooter]

The Sun looks so offended.

[classydude]

Good Friday: Jesus Reloaded: The Re-Up, coming soon

[penis-hilton]

when you get caught having sex

[matethatsbait]

please tell me this is a joke

[slow-riot-deactivated20200720]

Just a heads up, in 2016 we’re replacing the Myers-Briggs test and zodiac signs with the four humors. Who else is filled with black bile?

[canmom]

The four humours as obsolete scientific theories

Blood: Lamarckian evolution

Yellow Bile: phlogiston

Black Bile: geocentric solar system

Phlegm: luminiferous aether

[all-things-francais]

Officially the greatest word in the French language

yaourter (v.) literally means “to yoghurt”; attempting to speak or sing in a foreign language that one doesn’t know very well - often involves throwing in nonsense sounds or words when one needs to fill in the blank.

[risarodil]

Made new posters for the Harry Potter series, with a little twist ;) In case you scrolled too fast and missed the instructions, you have to drag or click each poster!

I decided to have a bit more fun and tried to reimagine the book covers with the same trick. With research, I found out that there is a thing called “photochromic” ink that can change or reveal colors if exposed to UV or sunlight. The colors will revert back to original once the light source is removed. 

Applying the same concept to the book covers, I thought maybe if the white parts can be printed with light reactive inks, so once you go outside and expose the books to the sun, the hidden messages will be revealed. And when you go back inside, the secret images will immediately change back to white and become invisible again. 

I published the whole project with detailed descriptions over here. Then if you want the individual rebloggable posts, I compiled them here.

:D