Living Less Cynically

Rachel. Amurica. 24 year old "adult" trying to find her place in the world. Lover of all cats, power-lifting, and science. Currently living my post-grad dream of working in San Francisco. I follow everyone back on Instagram! hellokittycat_68

[lierdumoa]

[whatyouwanted-whatyougot]

I reblog this every time I see it, because it’s one of life’s hardest lessons.

[lovemysub-deactivated20250527]

Breaking news:

Girls actually love nice guys, it’s just that you’re not as nice a guy as you think you are.

[nobungholesambition]

I find this really hard to believe, as every time I’m interested in a girl she ends up with an asshole and I end up friendzoned or worse.

[lovemysub-deactivated20250527]

Imagine being the *exact* type of guy a post was aimed at, but somehow remaining blissfully unaware of that fact…

[pennyforyourhappiness]

me before showering: i don’t want to shower

me once in the shower: i live here now

[everythingmatters]

moodboard 

[the-average-gatsby]

how do you tell the difference between a chemist and a plumber

[the-average-gatsby]

ask them to pronounce “unionized”

[busty-shackleford]

Holy fuck thats clever

It took me 5 minutes to get this

[lesighh]

extremely clever

[ladymalchav-archive]

this joke annoys me because there’s no way to tell it verbally 

[oneofthosecrazycatladies]

[mllecurio]

[minato2525]

[standpoor]

this literally changed my mood 180°

[lunamoonlc123-deactivated201910]

IT’S FACE WHEN IT POPS

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

<3_<3

LOOK AT THESE BEAUTIFUL CREATURES

[wan-shailu]

every time I reblog this my sister sends me a message to the effect of “thank u for reposting that cat video on your tumblr i have seen it so many times but it delights me every time because their paws are so gentle and graceful”

[unflatteringcatselfies]

This is Finn. He doesn’t understand how selfies work.

[pennyforyourhappiness]

Your Tuesday is my Monday

Since I was sick af yesterday I didn't do anything except whine and lay on the floor watching YouTube lol. Hopefully starting a new project at work today!! Fingers crossed, since usually I have so little to do I just sit at my desk questioning my existence and staring into the abyss. I'm like Newtons 1st law: an object will remain at rest until a force is acted upon it. With no work to do I just sit pathetically. Only 3 more months until I get to quit to become a graduate student!!1! Work: 1. Get more work to do lol. 2. Take a coursera course Life: 1. Prepare list for Japan to start ordering any necessities 2. Start cleaning room again. I started to fall off that train before my talk, time to hop back on! Gym: 1. 175x2x2 and 135x6x6 2. Run at least 2 days this week! Happy days~

[to-work-or-not-to-work]

[mediocreclarinetplayer]

Years of playing Pokémon has given me all the knowledge needed to know what Pokémon that is

[mediocreclarinetplayer]

[yogawithmayon]

[purinsu]

[alexandrasprout]

The road to success is paved with a good plan, hard work and perseverance

(via collegerefs)

[misskitkatcupcake-deactivated20]

[sandoola]

i pushed the box from the east bridge down two flights of stairs to make this joke

[pennyforyourhappiness]

L O L