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Frankie: Girl!! You were KILLIN it in that decades outfit the other day for spirit week. 🔥🔥🔥
Penny: THANK YOU, LOVELY FRANKIE! 😘
Penny: You don't think I looked too hoe-ish, do you? Because I definitely got a LOT more attention than I usually do lol.
TEXT ✉️✘ PENASIN
Kally: What about tiny candy bars? They may be aesthetically cute but they're so tragic when you need candy to help with like period moods and stuff! SURE! Lol before long there'll probably be REAL bachelorette parties happening but for now we can just get the perks without the actual wedding :-p We can have a girl's night out in honor of Will and Blake, since we probably won't be invited to their parties?
Kally: I HAVE CRIED AT THINGS THAT WERE BORING, BUT IT WAS MORE BECAUSE MY FAVORITE BOOKS WERE ADAPTED IN A WAY THAT WAS SO BAD AND I WAS MAD AT THE POOR EXECUTION I GUESS? No wait! I cried about how boring Tuck Everlasting was when we read it in elementary school.
Penny: They usually sell tiny candy bars in bags that have like 60 tiny candy bars so they're more than helpful if you eat them all in one sitting! And yeah sure there will probably be plenty of bachelorette parties in the upcoming years but if we have one now for fun it'll be more fun! FOR WILL AND BLAKE! And for us lol :-P who else should we invite???
Penny: OOOOH LIKE WHICH BOOKS? I don't remember reading that one tbh. I'm not sure I remember any books in school well enough at the moment lol they were kind of in one ear and out the other. The closest I come to remembering them is Shakespeare stuff and that's mainly because of Gnomeo and Juliet.
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Text: Isaac & Penny
Isaac: It's my shoulder, so can't really keep it elevated, but applying pressure is helping
Isaac: Lol yeah, it would be if it were a limb. I was taking photos and kinda just didn't step up high enough and down I went. Cameras ok though so that's really all that matters
Penny: Silly Isaac! You can replace a camera but you can't replace a YOU.
Text: Isaac & Penny
Isaac: Yeah Yeah I'm fine
Isaac: Chillin by a tree, applying pressure and all that fun stuff
Isaac: First aid kit would definitely be helpful
Penny: Keep whatever is bleeding elevated!
Penny: Is that advice right? I've just heard it on TV lol. But either way, I'm on my way. What were you doing????
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Scarlett: Hot take: I don't trust anyone who likes crispy cookies more than chewy ones.
Penny: I like that rule lol! My personal rule is that cookies that are crisp AND chewy at once are clearly superior but I'll eat any kind of cookie tbh. I once ate a banana cookie.
TEXT ✉️✂ PENGRID
Ingrid: But the bunny babies have so much energy! Cats sit so STILL, I can imagine they'd actually be like if we placed a soft furry bag of weight on our backs instead of something that's thumping around like a massage chair!
Ingrid: But okay! We can definitely try the buns again first. Maybe you and I should just do it with us and a couple of the calmest ones to test it and then gradually add more people if that works!
Penny: Bringing the cutest little babies in was my idea and my fault because you're right, they're too excited too easy! My older ones like Sargent Pepper are cat-sized and relaxedish, that would be better, right?
Penny: YAY, THANK YOU! 🙏🙏🙏
Penny: I love you, you won't be sorry! I'll even let you practice with Sgt. Pepper since you're the best lol. And if it doesn't work, well, THEN we can move on.
Text: Isaac & Penny
Isaac: I definitely didn't eat dirt falling over a guard rail, and am definitely not bleeding or anything
Penny: Yikes, are you okay????
Penny: Where are you? I know you know how to stop bleeding better than I do but I can probably bring you a first aid kit and make it all a little better!
TEXT ✉️✘ PENASIN
Kalasin: A weird hairy dragon, from how my dad told it! She didn't sound nearly as intimidating as Maleficent was supposed to have been. Don't imagine them being small old men, imagine a old man's head on a baby's body!!! And true, I forgot about glowing penis shotglass necklaces, those are really cute.
Kalasin: No! I can't really remember the premise for it but it was silly and contrived and I'm shocked they didn't make a weird sequel for it. BORED ME. TO TEARS. WITH PREDICTABLE PLOT TWISTS AND DULL BUILDUP TO SAID TWISTS.
Penny: A HAIRY dragon? I never heard that part LOLOL that's so funny! An old man's head on a baby's body doesn't count as a tiny old man, that's its own weird twisted creation. DO YOU WANT TO GET SOME GLOWING PENIS SHOTGLASS NECKLACES? I've always wanted to get a bunch of girls together and go from bar to bar acting like we're a bachelorette party lol.
Penny: That's so sad! It sounds like it should've been an epic crossover if it lol made sense xD HAVE YOU ACTUALLY CRIED FROM BOREDOM? BC I HAVEN'T BUT I WANT TO KNOW IF ITS REAL!
Hello, my name is Norah Otterton and I’m addicted to the S’mores Frappuccino from Crownbucks. The first step is admitting you have a problem, right? Because seriously, I’ve had two of these just in one day! You could say it’s pretty lit, fam. Right? Did I use those words right? I’m trying to keep up with the cool kid lingo!
Two in one day is nothing! I had like FIVE ice cloud caramel machiattos once those came out and I still get at least one a day, oops! It’s just too fun to go fast fast fast, isn’t it?!
rilespan:
I don’t really… want to put myself first? I don’t know, if I’m not doing something to take care of others I feel kind of gross, or like I’m doing something wrong. Putting other people’s needs first comes more naturally to me. I’m always scared my dad’s going to do something dumb like get eaten by a crocodile or shot out of the sky by a bow and arrow or something; at least your parents are doing something meaningful. Not that that makes it any less sad if things go wrong, but well… at least it’s Auradon. They could be somewhere actually scary, like America!
That's so weird! I mean, good for you if putting other people first is what makes you happiest but I can't relate, sorry! I guess at least you get the parent in danger thing then? It feels different to me because it's my parents job and they're choosing to potentially be in danger every day and technically they’re police officers in Zootopia which is still part of Auradon but before it was it was where they met and almost died during a case but that was a long time ago and I guess you're right and I should be glad it's not worse. I only worry about it when I don't think about anything else anyway! And there's so many things to think about. Like bunnies or the Property Brothers or eyeshadow palettes or cream cheese, just off the top of my head. See? I’m a quick thinker.
svgarrush:
Yeah, not much is a treat when there’s candy everywhere, not gonna lie. I think I would have died if I didn’t have like constant access to sugar as a kid as bad as that sounds. I don’t mind Dr. Pepper sometimes, but I’m more of a Pepsi kinda girl. But yeah, we do. I think it’s dormant right now but my mom said that it was active when she was a kid. It’s one of her favorite spots in the country.
That doesn't sound bad at all, that just sounds like one lucky kid to me! And ooohh, you like Pepsi? Like genuinely? You like it the best of all the sodas? That's... interesting. Have you had damage to your taste buds? Just wondering.
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Ingrid: Do you think that cat yoga would work better than the time we tried bunny yoga?
Penny: What?!
Penny: No, no I don't! Cats are mean half the time and sleepy the other half. Buns are cute and happy and always want to help out, they were just... idk, scared last time! Too much responsibility too fast!
Penny: Before we try cat yoga, we have to try bunny yoga again. Pleeeaaaase?
toritriton:
I think it’s because the world woke up one day and decided to stop caring about the Olympic swim team? At least until the next Olympics when people start to give a shit again, but by then it might be different guys and the old ones will have been like yeeted off the Earth’s collective memory or something. And I was totally the opposite, it took me forever to realize that people would diss on sharks like that by comparing them to periods.
That IS weird; it was like a really popular thingy one day and the next, schwoop, nobody cared. Does that happen every Olympics? I really don't follow them so for all I know that's typical. I don't think it's a diss to sharks to compare them to periods, is it? Periods aren't that bad, I just thought shark week meant periods because sharks can smell blood in the water!
sebkoenig:
Nah, it’s a movie on Crownflix.
Oh! You did not make that clear, good sir!
emmettvardaros:
Uh… thank you. Literally no one’s ever told me that before but I don’t think I’d suck as much as most people expect me to. Like yeah, I’d wanna get the job done fast, but the faster you’re fixed the less likely you are to die so it works out in the end. Just think of the test coming up as a thing still being in sight – you can’t put it out of mind until it’s like over and done with, then your method only sucks if the tests are cumulative.
Well, I don't know who would expect you to suck at it but I don't think you'd suck at all! In what world is a doctor who wants to get you up and at em soon a bad one? I'd rather have that one, staying in hospitals longer than I need to freaks me out. Ugh, cumulative tests are the worst! My memory goes back maybe a week and only further for TV shows. But that's not bad advice otherwise? I'll try it, only because my parents would be actually kind of pissed if I'm failing.
svgarrush:
I guess I am because I’m still trying to figure out how you can stand flat soda. Especially if it’s like Dr. Pepper because that just tastes like straight up prune juice. Seriously, though? Coke to cure tummy aches? That’s a new one, I’ve never heard that. And we have a cola volcano back home. See, you can never go wrong with cherry. And it tastes alright mixed with the Coke Icees.
Stand? Its a treat! Maybe you need to grow up thinking it's a treat but I do, I very much do. And warm coke has healed every single one of my tummy aches so I'm pretty sure it does something right. And Dr. Pepper tastes like garbage all of the time, that doesn't count! YOU GUYS HAVE A COLA VOLCANO? I wanna see it! I wanna taste it!
