Until Old Age Takes Us Back To The Weeds

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[wendyspetwolf-deactivated202002]

It’s funny to me how some of yall can be so heartless and determined to be fake woke that you have to pull shit out of your asses that has nothing to do with a certain situation JUST for them good ol tumblr brownie points. Jack has had private things continuously leaked for days now and it was all haha funny joke at first but after having to see him post an assumed forced apology video where he looks nearly in tears AND seeing that there are STILL pictures being leaked, it’s obvious someone is targeting him and it’s not all fun and games anymore. It has to suck to be in his position and some of you need to pull your heads out your nasty asses and learn that bad situations are not a COMPETITION to compare to others to DIMINISH them. GOD I hate this website

[slushi]

That’s funky

[whoisbillskarsgard]

[billyboyyskarsgard]

Wowow

[mrsbillskarsgard]

Daddy

[pennywisehatesyoubby]

Look at that chain, he so cold 👏🏼

[richietoziersgazebos]

can we please talk about this picture?

because…so much is going???? I mean first there’s finn that looks like he’s about to shield himself from Andy’s wrath

while Andy on the other side is just standing in front of him with his hands in his hair and a look of despair in his face like oh my god what did you do

jack behind the dumpster with the most distressed expression ever???????

Wyatt.

It’s like looking at one of those renaissance paintings where everything happens at the same time and no one knows what the fuck is going on

[kyxo-rxn]

Andy Muschietti is a Snac ❤️

[pennywisehatesyoubby]

Oooooooooooo lawd

[pennywisehatesyoubby]

Back to the Weeds

A/n: I forgot I had this little drabble in the notes on my phone, I figured I’d put it here instead of letting it just sit there. I hope y’all like it, it’s short but I tried >.<

Summary: You and Penny consider your mortality.

Warnings: Angst like a bitch.

You lay under Penny on your couch, his heavy weight pressing you down comfortably, making you feel warm and safe as it always does. His head lay on your chest, tufts of red hair tickling your cheeks like little fires with no heat. Your hand plays in them softly, lulling him into a rumbling purr that resonates through your ribcage. His arms, wrapped under you, pull you as close to him as possible as the two of you watch mindless television and enjoy each other's company.

You're so comfortable you begin to doze. The drone of the TV starts to fade out little by little as your consciousness dances dangerously close to a dark ledge, and your eyelids begin to feel like lead. You've nearly succumbed to your impending slumber when Penny's sudden gravelly murmur coaxes you back into reality. You suck in a breath.

"What, baby?" You mutter, groggy and unsure of what you heard, your mind barely clear enough of sleep to be involved in a conversation.

"I don't want you to die." Penny repeats and it takes a minute for the words to melt into your ears and press like a bee sting into your brain. Suddenly your eyes are wide open. He rests his chin on your sternum.

"What?" You say again, this time prodding. Where did that come from?

"You're mortal, y/n. One day, you'll die, and I'll be left to rot here. Alone. Again."

Big blue eyes never break away from yours. You realize your hand is still buried in his hair, and you begin softly toying with it again, trying to comprehend how emotional Pen is being in this moment, how it's the first time he's ever actually voiced something sweet, if melancholy, and not just done something sweet. After a few moments, you finally find words.

"I don't want to die either. I don't want to leave." You sound more sad than you meant to, and suddenly it's like a switch is flipped.

Suddenly, you see your entire life with Pennywise. You see yourself like this, with him, loving him, and alternately you see yourself patiently waiting for his return through bouts of what he calls his "long rest". You see him protecting you, and always coming back to you. You see yourself spending 27 years alone, waiting just to see him again before you wither away with age, or perhaps not even making it to when he wakes up again at all. You see yourself gone, returned to the dust you're made of, and Pennywise returning balefully, bitterly back into the way he was for all those billions of years before you were even a thought. You see him slinking around sewers with a heavy heart, more dangerous than ever, like a wounded animal trapped in a corner. You see his rage. His hate. His sadness. You see him- and only him- continuing on, long past the decay of humanity into a solitary existence that beckons him back down into the earth. There he will inevitably find himself, and there he will remain. Inactive like a dormant volcano until the universe itself implodes in a flash of power and terrible, final splendor.

Penny shifts and presses his lips against yours, yanking you out of your reverie. His lips are soft, contrasting with the harsh sting of reality. A slender gloved thumb swipes over your cheek and only then do you notice your tears.

Silence falls heavy like a quilt over the two of you. It gnaws at you like a termite, as if you're nothing more than wood set to rot. It's deafening. The only noise you can hear is the ticking of the clock on the wall.

When Pennywise lays his head back down on your chest, he can hear the gush and thump of your heart like a song working towards a sudden end. But the last thing he ever wants is for that beat to stop.

“I love you, y/n.”

It was the first time he said it. It seemed more like an epiphany than a declaration.

“I love you too, Penny.”

[ravishmeclownboi-blog]

“Your crush is coming, act natural”

[dollirene-deactivated20230825]

WHY IS EVERYONE SLEEPING ON THIS FUNNY ASS PHOTO?!??!?  I CRIED WHEN I SAW THIS. THIS MUST BECOME A VIRAL MEME. I CANNOT GET OVER THIS

[ambivalentlangst]

Net Neutrality Reminder

Recently I’ve seen so much coverage for this go down after the FCC passed it’s resolution to roll back net neutrality protections, but here’s your daily reminder that the fight is NOT OVER. This bill still has to go through Congress, and Congress represents the people. Keep calling (best number is 202-224-3121), keep fighting. Don’t let your rights be stripped away without even trying to hold onto them. Tell your reps you support net neutrality before you can’t anymore.

[bbbb-k]

Pennywise headcanons! Having a relationship with 17’s and 90’s PennywiseS.

Hey! I was wondering how great would be to date both of them at the same time lol So I decided to do a HC but if you guys like it, I can bring it as a oneshot.

I hope you enjoy!

17’s Penny:

Basically, it will be the little brat that will always fight when feel less important to you.

Will sulk and act like a spoiled child wanting attention.

“You don’t prefer the old man? Go stay with him!”

Lots of irony and sarcasm.

Will always try to get more attention than 90’s Penny.

Sentimental af.

Very rough sex.

Super pervert.

He’s always stroking your hair.

He’ll want to present you with objects that he finds interesting, even when it was of one of his victims.

Will show you love on his own way.

“You’re so soft and smells so good, little one…”

Loves you when you read to him cuz he adores your voice and the movement of your lips when you talk.

He might want to kill anyone who try hurt you.

Upset when sees you alone with Papa.

He’ll cook for you. (Or at least try to).

Veeeeeeeery jealous.

He’ll always trying to scare you, just for fun.

Saying “i love you” will be so fucking hard to him.

Always dominant.

Follows you constantly.

90’s Penny

Super responsable and mature.

Will not be hysterical or jealousy to see your alone with 17’s Penny, after all he knows that you love both of them in the same way.

He’ll treat you like a princess.

Carries you on his arms through your house or down the sewers.

A lot of massages.

“Don’t worry my doll, we’re going to protect you.”

Will give you surprise kisses and cuddles.

Says “i love you” whenever he can.

Will always tell you terrible jokes.

He is more the ‘making love’ type but will definetly do rough sex too.

“Seems like my little girl has been naughy…”

Punishes you.

Promises that will stop smoking but never stops.

Will sit down and listen to your complaints and give you advices.

Very mad Papa when he finds out that somebody hurted you.

“Should I kill them, sweetie?”

Will try to help you comfort the young Penny after he feels less important or very jealous.

Dominant/submissive.

Whenever you are upset, he will notice and appear to cheer you up.

Loves everything about you.

Interested to learn new things with you.

Pokes your nose. “Beep beep, (Y/N)!”

Extra?: I think 17’s Pennywise would get a little angry at having to share you, but he wants to see you happy and ends up accepting because he loves you so much. But he’s always afraid to lose you.

90’s Penny will be fine with that but the real problem for him is that 17’s Penny don’t have enough maturity to deal with this kind of relationship, and this is why he’s always having jealous bouts. Papa gets very angry but hides it to not to hurt you. He helps you to talk with the youngest so everything can be resolved soon as possible.

Whatever, you three are very happy together. ♡

[witchofthehills]

Demon: *Haunts my house and writes 666 on the wallls*

Me: That’s so metal

[slushi]

Bill speaking in Swedish

Rb if u mf agree

[thebroodingintrovert]

Protect net neutrality!

If you live in the US, your freedoms on the internet are in jeopardy. In December, there will be a vote on a bill that will allow cable companies to run the internet. The FCC will no longer stand in the way. All of your internet activity will be tracked (more so than it is now), your rates could rise, and some companies could even start banning certain sites. It’s absolutely unconstitutional but it’s projected to pass unless the public speaks out. Currently, there are several petitions going around the internet, such as the one on change.org, that have accumulated hundreds of thousands of signatures, but there can never be too many. Protecting net neutrality is protecting your right to privacy and freedom on the internet. Please consider signing one of the myriad of petitions out there. Big business is coming for our freedom again, guys…

[pennywisehatesyoubby]

You guys....This is bad...

[prosthetic-myiasis-deactivated2]

You know he had to do it to ‘em

[floating-catastrophe]

HEYYYOOOOOOOO

[holiboli19]

Let’s appreciate your face.

[pennywisehatesyoubby]

This man has never gotten the full appreciation he deserves

[pennywrithe]

ayyyyy ik requests are closed but when you do get the chance could you do some cute fluffy/smuty old pennywise HC's please? just need some fluff and smut from this guy for some reason....

Y E S ! A THOUSAND TIMES YES PAPA PENNY MAKES MY HEART FLUTTER AS WELL AS MY PUSSY ; he hardly ever calls you by your name, just nicknames but likes calling you ‘Doll’ the most because you are like a lil doll to him; angel, darling, sweetheart, pumpkin, doll, kiddo are some of the most used ones ; tries to hide from you when he’s smoking because you tell him off for it and he feels kinda guilty when he does it but he’s old he’s sick of peoples shit man ; lots of massages and cuddles off him and you give him them in return ; joins in when you rant about a colleague/class mate ; you politely decline when he asks everytime if you want him to ‘take care’ of them; LOTS OF REALLY BAD PUNS AND DAD JOKES ; I’m talking like “A blind man walks into a bar. Ouch. WU-HA WU-HA” ; lots of caressing and gentle holding when you two fuck ; whispers he loves you a lot during sex too, pausing to give you long, deep kisses during and looking into your eyes ; likes cuddling naked ; LOVES when you lay your head in his lap so he can play with your hair [if you have any!] ; if not he’ll massage your temples as you tell him about your day ; he likes being the little spoon a lot ; slow dances with you a lot and generally listens to older bands like ABBA and Fleetwood Mac ; is a big fan of choking, either giving or receiving ; spanking too; always takes care of you after, lots of kisses and terrible jokes