my barely active blog

a hufflepuff / 🐦 @evokaplan

[pentafamily]

stuffed animal: *has fur covering its eyes*

me: *gently fixes it*

me: you can See

[pinupgalore-lanadelrey]

Lana Del Rey for Next Liberation

[pentafamily]

me age 12: oh god i missed a two millimeter spot of hair when i shaved i guess i'll go to the beach in five layers of clothing so no one notices

me now: Hello friends it is i Bigfoot #confirmed

[al-xbeckett-deactivated20251111]

I’m suddenly very excited for March/April 🌹

[kateplus-deactivated20140601]

apparently i found a canon trans lady in the battle maison

[cubeybooby-deactivated20181204]

cute!!

[sulkylass-moved-deactivated2014]

don’t black belt women exist tho

[kingdomheartstwo-deactivated201]

black belts are an all-male trainer class within the game.

[sulkylass-moved-deactivated2014]

OH duh. right. i took this complete out of context. it’s pokemon.

[lonesecretmemer-deactivated2014]

Reasons I love X and Y

[unabashedbouquetbasementsthings]

This is just a mis-translation you fuck heads

[categorical-abstract-ml-blog]

I hate to break your bubble, but no, it’s not. In Japanese, she says

半年前はカラテおうだったのに医学の力ってスゲーよね！

which literally means “To think I was a Black Belt just half a year ago. Modern medicine sure is amazing!”

as an extra bonus, Black Belts are referred to in Japanese as カラテおう, which means “karate king” and is explicitly male.

tl;dr keep your stupid transphobic assumptions to yourself, moron

[gaylor-moon]

OH LOOK MY FAVORITE POST

[transsystem-deactivated20170923]

https://bulbapedia.bulbagarden.net/wiki/Beauty_(Trainer_class)#Trivia

[transladyknight]

I love her

[raven-dreaming-deactivated20210]

Hell yes!

[ithelpstodream]

[ifunanyaa]

[tastefullyoffensive]

[thatdunlife]

(x)

[itsagifnotagif]

Nothing but respect for my favourite ex-Twitter employee

[thebeverlymarsh]

it’S nOt OkaY to seXuaLiZe cHiLd actOrS aND chaRAcTEEEEERRRRRSSS

[stuckykittyspidey]

IT’S OKAY TO ‘SEXUALIZE’ FICTIONAL CHARACTERS

[mitochondiva]

NoT iF TheYRe KiDs YoU FuCKinG CrEEpS

[pro-gay-deactivated20170112]

Me at work: wow I can’t wait to go home and take a shower and make some food and wash my clothes and learn advanced biology and apply for NASA and make a breakthrough in modern physics Me: *Gets home and falls asleep on the door handle*

[buzzfeed]

Here Are Some People Who Are Very Confused About What “No Makeup” Looks Like

[rad-and-i-dont-stop]

Men are fucking idiots

[babyanimalgifs]

[vrgnmry]

WHY DID THIS HAVE TO END

[saysomethingsurreal]

OH MY GODDDDDDDDDDD

[natooine-deactivated20170820]

later gator

[natooine-deactivated20170820]

i know it’s a croc……please stop messaging me

[thatsthat24]

Narrating People’s Lives: Picnic Time Prose! 🌲 (Nothing like some casual punnery XD)

[girlgrandpa]

“men dont like that. its such a turn off” good . turn off . where is ur off button . shut up . please stop making noise

[nerdeas]

Little vases