The Penthouse

Welcome to the Penthouse. Home of a few Macs, an HP, lots of posters and the occasional wasp.

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and on to mouse number four

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Dang this had a gif attached

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Royal Family Harlem Shake

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wHAT

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I THOUGHT IT WAS GONNA BE FAKE BUT ITS NOT

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IT’S REAL

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Best Queen ever

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This is actually a really well cast fake...oops

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shark bait: she's either plotting our murder or not interested in us at all!

the brain: there are two kinds of cats in this world...

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Wherein the brain is reading Moby Dick...

The Brain: And Ahab's like 'everybody kill the whale!' and I'm just like, you've issues dude.

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Ten minutes before her date is supposed to arrive

Shark bait: He better be punctual!

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After an extremely well done sequence in a Doctor Who youtube video...

The brain: That's artsmanship. Is that even a word.

Shark bait: It is. It's like sportsmanship.

The brain: And craftsmanship. And qualitymanship...

The brain: And then there's Destiel. Which is a quality man ship.

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In regards to our cat

The Brain: I find she likes me best when I'm offering her hot dogs and not trying to pick her up. So if you have any in your pockets...

The CW: I think that applies to more people than you think.

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why we love the CW

the cw: because there is nothing like majesty like having a rabbit on your forehead

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About the wooden nativity positioned right in front of the remote signal thingy

the brain: Oh no! Jesus is blocking the tv!

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Run-ins in dentistry

shark bait: It's like belly dancing, but with your tongue

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...she whispers while collecting stock photos of kissing couples

shark bait: don't judge me for my reference folder...

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After the latest SPN episode, Her spidey senses were tingling.

Spinelli: Was it a good episode?....I could tell by the shrieking you were having a lot of feels.

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Listening in on planning meetings

the brain: I'm really skilled. I can pull this stuff out of my.... *looks at all the innocent little angels in the room* ...hat.

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Where Twilight went wrong...

thor: I'm reading this book with this fantastic bromance, but there's this whore in the middle of it.

the brain: Girls ruin everything! Edward and Jacob could have had the best bromance!

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In which Kira the dog follows us to school.

the brain: this is a Kira hair. Now study it.

shark bait: Ooh, that is a Kira hair. *mindlessly drops it off the edge of the couch*

the brain: WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT!? IT'S NOT SOME COMMON SPINELLI HAIR THAT WE CAN GO GRAB ANY TIME WE WANT! I HAVE A LIMITED QUANTITY OF DOG HAIRS!!

shark bait: *looking frantically on the ground* It's okay! I found it again!

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Horcruxes, and how we have them.

Shark bait: [reading tumblr] "every time i join a new fandom I feel like i'm ripping my soul into another horcrux."

the brain: that's disturbingly accurate.

Spinelli: ...Do we need to have a talk about ripping your souls into horcruxes?

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crikey!

the brain: i guess it's time to go to the busads' house *ugh*

shark bait: [in australian accent] You've gotta be very quiet - they can smell fear