grew up in a cult, became a queer ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

it’s a variety blog, I blog with variety girlfriend applications are OPEN (but only if you have a terrible dad joke) Real Actual Adult trans inclusive obviously, there are too many TERF’s on this website

[theterribletenno]

I'm not going to fuck my computer

[ssopimir]

oh okay

[facts-i-just-made-up]

[actualanime]

[facts-i-just-made-up]

[nexeliam]

Sacrifice for human kind

[healrosie]

i am not a religious person…….. but if you’re out there, giant rat that makes all of the rules,

[projectquotemary]

*skipping stones across an artificial lake the Eridians made Grace*

Grace: This is nice.

Rocky, who does not understand this Earth activity: Take that you fucking lake.

[voidsetup1]

and out of the darkness - you you you you you

[seven-oh-four]

i love settings where the characters dont die when they are killed. like steven universe's poofing mechanic and dungeon meshi's revival and tadc's nobody-can-die. i like it when you can kill the characters and its just fine

[kaylmao]

has anyone seen my pet bacteriophage its name is styrofoam and its about [hand touching the floor] this tall

[malk-with-tea]

Wake

[stjohnstarling]

Now, your resume says you spent seven years as a “sex wizard”

[dr-paint]

Hail Mary Full of Grace

[actualanime]

I am so close to a promotion I can taste it

[ladyshinga]

There are few things funnier to me than the white-hot raging beef parents can have with fictional characters written for young children. You want to hear one of the funniest rants of your life, you ask nearly any parent of a young child their least favorite little cartoon guy. It'll be amazing.

[ladyshinga]

no. i want them to find me organically on this one

[lokihiddleston]

PROJECT HAIL MARY (2026)

[kissyoulikealover]

pasta is so comforting. pasta is my best friend. pasta my beloved. pasta is my boyfriend pasta is a god pasta is the breeze in my hair in the weekend pasta is a relaxing thought!!!