Radioactive Lizard

Icon by starlightshore. Snakes and funky critters are my special interest. Mostly reblogs but you can find my art under #doodles

[ijustsignedijustsighed]

The Shit Twins

[joeyclaire]

every time someone says the literal big bad of the previous game that our protagonist shows almost exclusively discomfort surrounding is an innocent little uwu baby like people in the town where the whole deal is they’re wrong about everything say including someone who describes the guy as if he’s monster clavicular and we haven’t even MET the man yet asriel becomes .5x more evil

[joeyclaire]

can i say something insane

[joeyclaire]

you know that media theory that the hardest story to tell is that of a cult of personality? because either the character is too charming the audience doesn’t see what’s evil about them or not charming enough that the audience can’t tell why anyone would worship them diagetically? would it be too crazy to say asriel is kind of one of those. he looks into the camera and says umm please don’t think of those years i spent doing horrible things as me just imagine me with this other face as your cute little harmless goat friend. after we the player spent hours of gameplay dealing with the messes he’s made. and now he’s the fandom’s special little golden boy like he didn’t Do All That. guy who’s entire deal is he is a master manipulator went haha let’s pretend i didn’t do all those things you literally saw me do and almost everyone who played the game seemed to… buy that?

[bonniebugsy]

I read this, scoffed, kept scrolling, kept thinking about it, and then scrolled fifty miles all the way back up to reblog it, because I'm only just realizing what feels so obvious. I feel like I just got a bucket of cold water to the brain.

[lady-halibuts-chambers]

[peppergoji]

tumblr could benefit from learning what this is

[black-pill-becky-deactivated202]

hitting you hitting you hitting you hitting you hi-

[lesbianredpanda]

[importantcatpics]

[resident-idiot-simp]

[realest-slenderman]

i do accomodate people with disabilities when they collect my pages btw

[realest-slenderman]

i cant provide adderall for you but i can give you an extended time limit + cryptic hints for collecting my pages

[soupkiddo]

thank you Slenderman! can I wear earplugs? the static is a bit overstimulating

[realest-slenderman]

yes you can 👍

[soupkiddo]

I love you Slenderman. can you kill my boss.

[realest-slenderman]

i love you too and i cant leave my forest but if you send your boss over to me i can probably arrange something

[catasters]

[pangur-and-grim]

he perplexes me

[creatingblackcharacters]

For sure a needed Tumblr lesson. @blackfemmecharacterdependency this reminded me of you though, auntie 🤣

[roomtemperaturesuperconductor]

this is literally some fucking r/196 shit how did it make it onto hbomax??

[passionpeachy-deactivated202312]

This single clip has done more advertising for Scavengers Reign than HBO Max

[magicalwarriordiamondheart]

if you ever thought "wow i wish there was a game where you play as a cute black magical girl and everyone around her wants to kiss her so so so badly" then you should play Magical Warrior Diamond Heart

it;s about Valerie Amaranth who is the prettiest and cutest girl in the entire world. She turns into a magical girl and sometimes I throw her and her friends into the torment nexus but it's okay 🙏🏽

maybe wishlist it.. tell your friends… the 8 hour monstrosity im calling a demo is straight up just the first half of the story :o It's on steam, itch, and google play tgnak you 🙏🏽💕

[fluorescentbrains]

this lab safety training module is sending me

[fluorescentbrains]

I feel like whoever wrote these questions was speaking from experience

[aberrantemotion]

While technically not right, whining until someone does the experiment for you would reduce your radiation exposure I think

[villainessbian]

literally the first question has no wrong answers

[dextro-transposition]

[ID: Black text over a white background reading:

The one procedure you can use to help reduce your radiation exposure in ANY experiment is to: - evaluate the amount of time you will handle radioactive material by performing a dry run. - whine and complain until someone else does the experiment for you. - control your intake by putting on an air-supplied isolation suit, like astronauts use. - shield yourself by keeping a big, heavy floor-to-ceiling sheet of lead in front of you. - distance yourself by buying multi-million dollar robotically-controlled remote manipulators.

/.End ID]

[ID: Black text over a white background reading:

You are using an open vial of radioactive sample and are leaving the lab for lunch. Before leaving the laboratory, you must: - leave it on any bench unattended. - leave it in the radiation work area with a hand written sign that says, "Don't touch this stuff!" - put in a locked box or locked refrigerator. - shove it in an unlabeled drawer that is not locked. - put is behind a large centrifuge so nobody will see it until you get back.

/.End ID]

[ID: Black text over a white background that reads:

To notify Radiation Safety that you have place an order with a vendor, you must: - send a letter to Radiation Safety after you receive your order. - get on the EH&S website and fill out the Radioactive Material Order Notification Form. - email Radiation Safety. - phone Radiation Safety. - do nothing! Radiation Safety personnel are clairvoyant and can read my mind.

/.End ID]

[ewaneneollav]

a child who is persistently alone & does not want to be alone does not learn that they on occasion have time to themselves during which they can do whatever they want, they learn that occasionally they will have time to themselves throughout which they will do nothing except exactly what they do not want to do - something that is synonymous with that duration of time. if they were being made to do some or other unpleasant thing, like hold their hand on a hot stove, that would not be synonymous with the duration of time, it would be something occupying that duration of time. when they are made ito be alone, the fact that they are alive & conscious is felt as a profound lack rather than the fundamental opportunity atop which all other opportunities are built, & the passage of time becomes something to be endured because it continually implies their continued existence & awareness. life for them then becomes organized not around exploration nor seeking enjoyment or fulfillment, but around strategies for continually enduring the fact that they exist

[alagaisia]

Hey. Why isn’t the moon landing a national holiday in the US. Isn’t that fucked up? Does anyone else think that’s absurd?

[alagaisia]

It was a huge milestone of scientific and technological advancement. (Plus, at the time, politically significant). Humanity went to space! We set foot on a celestial body that was not earth for the first time in human history! That’s a big deal! I’ve never thought about it before but now that I have, it’s ridiculous to me that that’s not part of our everyday lives and the public consciousness anymore. Why don’t we have a public holiday and a family barbecue about it. Why have I never seen the original broadcast of the moon landing? It should be all over the news every year!

[alagaisia]

It’s July 20th. That’s the day of the moon landing. Next year is going to be the 54th anniversary. I’m ordering astronaut shaped cookie cutters on Etsy and I’m going to have a goddamn potluck. You’re all invited.

[watermelon-converse]

Hey. Hey. Tumblr. Ides of March ppl. We can do this

[superspecial-awesome]

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