self proclaimed "King of Crunge"

🐛call me soup (or Kermit)🐛 🦈genderfluid lesbian🦈 🔨he/they🔨 🦐professional shrimp enjoyer🦐 big fan of one piece, the ocean, roadkill, furbys, and horror movies 👍 💥follow my furby account its @fubbywubby💥 ☠️been posting on insta more since making a new account so @kermit_thesoup on there☠️

[soupkiddo]

🐟🦐FISH PRINTS FOR SALE!!🦐🐟

thank you to everyone who helped boost my emergency sale post, and purchased prints to help me out! my bank account is out of the negative, but rent stops for nobody, so I will be continuing to sell my prints. and good news!! 2 new prints!!

$5-$15 per print, pay more or pay less, I love you either way!! 🦀🦀🦀

I do international shipping!! DM me for details!! I love you!!! 🦈

SELLING PATCHES NOW TOO!! CHECK THEM OUT HERE!! 👇👇👇

don't like fish prints? I've got fish patches!! 🐟🐟🐟

you've heard of fish prints, now get ready for fish patches!! I'm selling the black on white patches right now, but I am planning on introdu

[groenendaze]

doggy doggy

[groenendaze]

you guys are not ready for this update

[transmortifried]

idk why people are still trying to do "hear me out"s on tumblr

you could talk about wanting to fuck the space needle on here and people would still call you a poser for insisting on fucking "conventionally attractive architecture" as if that's a coherent, easily-recognizable category

[charlesoberonn]

I want to fuck Antoni Gaudi's unbuilt Hotel Attraction skyscraper design

[anatomizer]

"hear me out" and it's a picture of the most fuckable building you've ever seen. c'mon now.

[spelldealer]

cousins and coworkers are addicted to getting pregnant

[cyan-concrete]

SO I HAD A WEAPON WITH LOOTING 9000+ AND NEARLY TOOK DOWN THE SERVER

[oscilite]

I thought this was a slab of ground beef superimposed into minecraft

[roadkillandcrows]

Antique polar bear cranium. Old piece which came from a closed down school collection in Denmark where it had been for nearly 100 years.

[389]

‘Watchdog’ (1996) Nam June Paik

[king-the-pathetic]

Sometimes love is shoveling 10 inches of snow out of your dog's special poop path at 3 am.. While carrying the little dog in your coat with one hand and shoveling with the other hand

[king-the-pathetic]

IT WORKED. The nuggets have landed, operation poo poo path was successful

[contemptible-scoundrel]

goes crazy

[contemptible-scoundrel]

have you seen this yet?

[ask-pacman]

Man Im sorry for snapping at you , uts just that I only got 8 hours of sleep last night and I only had like, two pandcakes with strawberrys and whipped cream and like three premium sausags for breakfast

[fellowshipofthenoodles]

Face of a girl who just fully went flying past her mouse, bit her plant instead and had to get it wrestled from her mouth

[oeing-oeing-clay]

wow dude jts so awesome that your car is loud as fuck and smells worse when it drives past. thags fucking epic man. i really like how it hurts to listen to you drive past and it scares people. thats awesome man. i really like your car that makes a loud as fuck fart sound. fucking epic dude

[pangur-and-grim]

I could bring this thing home

[i-am-a-lizard]

[pangur-and-grim]

there's no cause for that

[gremlinservant]

I'm looking pretty hard at this one and I think it's male, which would be awesome. I haven't gotten any males in my previous attempts at shrimp farming.

[hcnnibal]

just got back into gardening so i’ve forgotten. are basil leaves supposed to be this big

[hcnnibal]

am i the problem

[mousegirlheart]

op are you a hobbit

[mysillycomics]

[somewhatgrownup]

Had to do it

[soupkiddo]

canonized as a saint for letting other cars merge in California