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shawn hatosy michael myers now right now
jack abbot’s tummy !!!!!
coming up behind him in the kitchen and just wrapping your arms around his waist, a firm set of abs covered by a soft lil tummy.
laying your head on his stomach while watching an 80’s movie that has a great soundtrack but definitely didn’t age well, head bouncing and vibrating every time he talks or laughs.
his stomach pressing into yours when he’s fucking you missionary, flushed and freckled because his irish skin will always always always give him away.
his warm, soft tummy squished up against your back when he has you in a lethal cuddle in bed (more like a headlock, you’re not going anywhere) your skin sticking together
the lil peek of tummy when he lifts his arms to stretch or grab something that you definitely try to bite if you’re in the comfort of your own home. even better if you can see one of your old bite marks fading.
tummy :))))
18+ mdni this comment on my recent lil sick!reader blurb… god idk how i didnt think abt this before its. so fucking hot. im writing this as a continuation of this but i also feel the need to point out that this is all consensual n with safewords in place (as all my writing is!!!) and if you really felt terrible and didnt wanna do all this robby would happily take your temperature w an ear or oral thermometer. robby frank n reader just love to be perverted together okay. cool.
when frank brings robby the thermometer n a little tube of lubricant you’re immediately squirming in his lap and hiding you face in the base of his neck :(( frank’s the one who coos at your reaction, acts all sympathetic with his sad frown as if he doesn’t love this just as much as robby does. as if he isn’t pitching a tent in his sweats watching robby lube up his index finger.
“Stay still, honey.” Robby murmurs, soft and commanding and very doctor, the way he always is with things like this. His thumbs hook in the waistband of your shorts to pull the soft fabric down the slope of your ass, and he clicks his tongue when you whine and arch in an attempt to shift away from him. His big hand finds your hip to steady you. “Easy. You know you barely feel it. Don’t fuss.”
“‘S embarrassing,” You mumble against his clavicle, so quiet n muffled that frank barely hears it despite being mere feet away. the younger man chuckles.
“Embarrassing?” His grin is smug, and you wish you were close enough to try n smack it off him. “Baby, you’ve let me do much worse to your ass.”
“This is different,” you insist, shooting Frank a scathing look. “I’m sick, and it’s cold, and you two stare, and—“ you yelp when Robby grips your ass to spread your cheeks slightly and prod his lubricated finger against your hole, practically jumping out of your skin.
“Jesus christ—“ robby mutters. your hands reach up to grasp his shoulders, and you rise to your knees to try to move away. “Easy, sweetheart.” Robby’s grip on your hip tightens, and he applies a firm pressure to guide you back down onto his lap. “Take a deep breath. You’re fine.”
He nods when you obediently inhale, slow n steady, and his finger once again circles your hole to finish spreading lube there.
You shudder at the cold feeling, and your fingers curl tight in the fabric of Robby’s white undershirt.
“Alright, here we go. On three.” Robby says. “One, two,” he slides the thermometer inside you and you barely react, “three.”
You hear the soft beep as he clicks it on, and you blink up at him in surprise. He just knowingly meets your gaze with an unbothered expression, brows slightly raised. “See? Not so bad.” He rubs soothing circles on your lower back while he waits to get a reading. Frank hums.
“So dramatic for nothing, princess.”
“Shut up.” You grumble. “You’re just lucky nobody gets off on shoving thermometers up your ass.”
“Oh, I’m lucky? Yeah? Should Robby check and see how wet you are right now?”
You turn your face away, cheeks burning. “Shut up.”
if you’re gonna leave a hate comment at least have the balls to back it up when i respond to it
i’m writing trinity santos smut
Thanks to the heatwave and winning at hydration, I have to pee so many times it's starting to piss me off (heh) 😤
— cw: 18+ mdni; mutual piss kink; cnc; smut; fem!Reader
"Johnny—Johnny! S-stop, I have to—I need to pee, I'm serious!"
"Aye, I know."
He doesn't stop. If anything, his hips snap harder; one hand pressing flat against your lower belly where your bladder is full and aching, and the added pressure makes your eyes roll back and a broken whine tear out of your throat.
"Fuck, I can feel it!"
"Then stop!"
"Nah." He grins against the side of your neck, breathless and wrecked and absolutely feral, his cock driving into you at an angle that hits everything, including the spot that's making the pressure in your abdomen unbearable. "Y'feel too fuckin' good like this, hen. All tight an' squirmy—fuck—ye're squeezin' me so hard."
"Because I have to pee, you absolute—"
"Then pee." He says it like it's simple while his hand presses down a fraction harder on your belly and his mouth finds your ear, hot and panting. "Go on, baby. Piss on me. Let go. 'S just me."
You whimper, eyes squeezing shut. "I can't!"
"Ye can." Another devastating thrust that makes your vision blur and your thighs shake and the pressure crest to a point where you can't tell the difference between needing to come and needing to piss.
"Let go f'me. Wanna feel it. C'mon."
You break.
It happens simultaneously. The climax and your bladder letting go, and the sound that comes out of you isn't human, it's guttural and sobbing and mortified while you're gushing around his cock, hot and messy, soaking into the sheets and his thighs and everything between.
It's squirts up to your bodies while Johnny keeps pounding into you relentlessly.
"Oh fuck! Oh that's—Christ, tha's gorgeous—" Johnny groans like he's been punched square in the solar plexus, hips stuttering, rhythm gone, and he buries himself deep and cums with a shout, his fingers digging bruises into your hips while the light-golden mess pools warm beneath both of you.
He collapses on top, panting, and presses a grinning kiss to your jaw while his hips keep thrusting shallowly.
"See? Told ye it was alright."
"I hate you. You're cleaning up this time!"
Johnny cackles, licks a drop off your chin. "Aye aye. Ye're welcome."
i'm so gone for the idea that the first time that you tell john, "i love you," is during sex. maybe missionary, but i'm thinking during pronebone—when john's pressing all his weight onto you, gripping you by the back of your neck, rutting and humping like he's trying to impregnate you then and there (not yet, but soon; that's a promise). you are so drunk in your pleasure, all drooly and whiny, that the words just spill from kiss-swollen lips.
i love you, you hiccup. john stops just for a second before a litany of his own confession drop from his maw, unstopping and unwavering like now that the dam's been unlatched, everything just begins to pour out ceaselessly.
i love you too, baby, i love you so much. the light of my life, huh? look at you, such a pretty thing for me. want daddy to kiss here, this deep? yeah? oh sweetheart, such a lovely puppy for me.
sitting in a corner watching tom and jerry in french like a well adjusted adult
i don’t need a therapist i genuinely just need money
papoi papoi
The thing about bugs bunny is that he lives and dies by his bits. He’s fully capable of killing you if he wanted, but the thing is, not only is he a nice guy, he’s a funny guy. To beat bugs bunny, many people assume that you just have to not fall for the jokes. If he hits you with a pie, you don’t flinch, and eventually you’ll ware him down. The issue is, misery will only last you so long. There’s only so much bits to endure before it becomes funny. And whoever is getting laughed at is losing. Instead, to kill bugs bunny, you have to beat him at his own game. When he throws a pie, don’t try to sidestep or be a sourpuss, that’s playing into his hands. Instead, you comically open your mouth and swallow it whole. This is how you kill a god.
Painfully shy reader getting absolutely obliterated drunk at the pub, losing all sense of timidity, and telling Gaz and Soap "I bet the reason Ghost actually hides his face is 'cause he knows everybody'd wanna sit on it".
Ghost overhearing, leaning over your shoulder, and letting you know "I'm just keeping your seat clean until you're ready to sit on it, love".
Obviously Simon fucks the embarrassment out of you the next day, but only after making sure you get your reserved seat nice and wet.
and on that note can somebody point me to a dr robby x reader where reader is not a resident and perhaps works in the arts
johnny getting so transfixed on the sight of your thong peeking out of your pajama shorts.
you’re both sprawled out on the living room couch, johnny on his back, and you lying stomach down on top of him with your cheek resting on his chest. your knee is hiked up a bit over his hip just enough to be comfortable. he’s holding a book up in the air with one hand.
he’s not the biggest reader, but simon recommended it, and he has trouble saying no to simon.
his other hand explores you absentmindedly. nothing inherently sexual yet. but then he feels the waistband of your thong that had ridden up the curve of your hips from the position you’re in. he calls it serendipitous.
it’s not in a place where it’s bothering you at this point, just a slight bit of pressure. he can’t help but tug the cotton up just a little bit, waiting to see if you’ll flinch.
he pretends he’s still focused on his book when really he lost his place about five minutes ago.
you shift, readjusting and cramming yourself further into johnny’s chest, if that’s even possible at this point.
you murmur a tired “stop it,” and johnny’s hand move up your back and away from your underwear. a few more minutes of johnny pretending to read pass, and you’ve reentered that floaty state between sleep and consciousness.
he feels your breathing even out, and his hand wanders back to the band of your underwear. this time he gives it a firm yank upwards.
you screech, shooting up from his chest, now straddling his hips. you can feel his cock chubbing up through his trousers and groan in disgust.
“ugh! johnny you are such a freak, you know that?” you slap his chest, and he grabs your wrists to stop your swatting before it reached his face.
then you’re storming off, yelling one last “disgusting!” his way.
and so what it makes him harder.
remember when i said i would never watch the pitt well im watching the pitt only to read the fanfics on my dash
i need more inmate simon riley fics
got a new job as a barista with my barista degree i paid $40k+ for so i could be a barista