Send me a ship and I’ll tell you:
who the fuck put the peeps in the microwave
who forgot to put the cat outside before sex
who posts vines of the other doing embarrassing shit
who breaks the most phones
who dies first
which one I could see as being lactose intollerant
who thinks they can do something really well even though they can’t
who is more likely to get kicked out of the bed
who uses the computer most



















