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*Well, there's a box here.*

*There's a Gustavo in the box.*

🪤

- @chatting-with-evil

... Gus?

*Don't you want to talk to him?*

"What's-a going on???."

*heading towards the box, crouching even*

*The stick propping up the box suddenly gets shoved away, closing the box over Peppino. The Gustavo... Is a stuffed animal.*

"WHAT THE FETTUCCINE??PIZZAHEAD I SWEAR IF-A THIS IS ONE OF YOUR STUPID REVENGE PLANS-"

❝I caught a Peppinooo~ just in time for Peppino season!❞

*Sounds like... You?*

". . . The clones have gotten smarter."

*Trying to punch his way out*

*It's cardboard. Not hard to do*

❝Not the type of clone you're thinking of.❞

*A sudden pressure is put on the box, and the faint sound of purring?*

???? "WHAT THE FETTUCCINE EVEN ARE YOU?!"

❝Your... mirror, let's say. I'm you, but evil. I know everything about you...❞

...

❝Well, a version of you, I mean. The one I'm a mirror of doesn't like gnome boy like you do.❞

". . . That reminded me of when I almost chopped my hand-a off."

*She went silent.*

❝Thats how I lost my hand.❞

°_°

*Ahem*

❝Anyway! I gotta practice killing on you. Since I have to replace MY Peppino.❞

". . ." "Can't you-a just live in peace or something?"

❝Until I'm given purpose, no.❞

". . ." "I see."

*The pressure is increasing. You're getting crushed*

*Trying to kick evil Pino off and flip the box*

"I'M NOT DYING UNTIL MY PIZZARIA DOES!"

*Well, there's a box here.*

*There's a Gustavo in the box.*

🪤

- @chatting-with-evil

... Gus?

*Don't you want to talk to him?*

"What's-a going on???."

*heading towards the box, crouching even*

*The stick propping up the box suddenly gets shoved away, closing the box over Peppino. The Gustavo... Is a stuffed animal.*

"WHAT THE FETTUCCINE??PIZZAHEAD I SWEAR IF-A THIS IS ONE OF YOUR STUPID REVENGE PLANS-"

❝I caught a Peppinooo~ just in time for Peppino season!❞

*Sounds like... You?*

". . . The clones have gotten smarter."

*Trying to punch his way out*

*It's cardboard. Not hard to do*

❝Not the type of clone you're thinking of.❞

*A sudden pressure is put on the box, and the faint sound of purring?*

???? "WHAT THE FETTUCCINE EVEN ARE YOU?!"

❝Your... mirror, let's say. I'm you, but evil. I know everything about you...❞

...

❝Well, a version of you, I mean. The one I'm a mirror of doesn't like gnome boy like you do.❞

". . . That reminded me of when I almost chopped my hand-a off."

*She went silent.*

❝Thats how I lost my hand.❞

°_°

*Ahem*

❝Anyway! I gotta practice killing on you. Since I have to replace MY Peppino.❞

". . ." "Can't you-a just live in peace or something?"

❝Until I'm given purpose, no.❞

". . ." "I see."

*Well, there's a box here.*

*There's a Gustavo in the box.*

🪤

- @chatting-with-evil

... Gus?

*Don't you want to talk to him?*

"What's-a going on???."

*heading towards the box, crouching even*

*The stick propping up the box suddenly gets shoved away, closing the box over Peppino. The Gustavo... Is a stuffed animal.*

"WHAT THE FETTUCCINE??PIZZAHEAD I SWEAR IF-A THIS IS ONE OF YOUR STUPID REVENGE PLANS-"

❝I caught a Peppinooo~ just in time for Peppino season!❞

*Sounds like... You?*

". . . The clones have gotten smarter."

*Trying to punch his way out*

*It's cardboard. Not hard to do*

❝Not the type of clone you're thinking of.❞

*A sudden pressure is put on the box, and the faint sound of purring?*

???? "WHAT THE FETTUCCINE EVEN ARE YOU?!"

❝Your... mirror, let's say. I'm you, but evil. I know everything about you...❞

...

❝Well, a version of you, I mean. The one I'm a mirror of doesn't like gnome boy like you do.❞

". . . That reminded me of when I almost chopped my hand-a off."

*She went silent.*

❝Thats how I lost my hand.❞

°_°

*Ahem*

❝Anyway! I gotta practice killing on you. Since I have to replace MY Peppino.❞

". . ." "Can't you-a just live in peace or something?"

*Well, there's a box here.*

*There's a Gustavo in the box.*

🪤

- @chatting-with-evil

... Gus?

*Don't you want to talk to him?*

"What's-a going on???."

*heading towards the box, crouching even*

*The stick propping up the box suddenly gets shoved away, closing the box over Peppino. The Gustavo... Is a stuffed animal.*

"WHAT THE FETTUCCINE??PIZZAHEAD I SWEAR IF-A THIS IS ONE OF YOUR STUPID REVENGE PLANS-"

❝I caught a Peppinooo~ just in time for Peppino season!❞

*Sounds like... You?*

". . . The clones have gotten smarter."

*Trying to punch his way out*

*It's cardboard. Not hard to do*

❝Not the type of clone you're thinking of.❞

*A sudden pressure is put on the box, and the faint sound of purring?*

???? "WHAT THE FETTUCCINE EVEN ARE YOU?!"

❝Your... mirror, let's say. I'm you, but evil. I know everything about you...❞

...

❝Well, a version of you, I mean. The one I'm a mirror of doesn't like gnome boy like you do.❞

". . . That reminded me of when I almost chopped my hand-a off."

*She went silent.*

❝Thats how I lost my hand.❞

°_°

*Well, there's a box here.*

*There's a Gustavo in the box.*

🪤

- @chatting-with-evil

... Gus?

*Don't you want to talk to him?*

"What's-a going on???."

*heading towards the box, crouching even*

*The stick propping up the box suddenly gets shoved away, closing the box over Peppino. The Gustavo... Is a stuffed animal.*

"WHAT THE FETTUCCINE??PIZZAHEAD I SWEAR IF-A THIS IS ONE OF YOUR STUPID REVENGE PLANS-"

❝I caught a Peppinooo~ just in time for Peppino season!❞

*Sounds like... You?*

". . . The clones have gotten smarter."

*Trying to punch his way out*

*It's cardboard. Not hard to do*

❝Not the type of clone you're thinking of.❞

*A sudden pressure is put on the box, and the faint sound of purring?*

???? "WHAT THE FETTUCCINE EVEN ARE YOU?!"

❝Your... mirror, let's say. I'm you, but evil. I know everything about you...❞

...

❝Well, a version of you, I mean. The one I'm a mirror of doesn't like gnome boy like you do.❞

". . . That reminded me of when I almost chopped my hand-a off."

*Well, there's a box here.*

*There's a Gustavo in the box.*

🪤

- @chatting-with-evil

... Gus?

*Don't you want to talk to him?*

"What's-a going on???."

*heading towards the box, crouching even*

*The stick propping up the box suddenly gets shoved away, closing the box over Peppino. The Gustavo... Is a stuffed animal.*

"WHAT THE FETTUCCINE??PIZZAHEAD I SWEAR IF-A THIS IS ONE OF YOUR STUPID REVENGE PLANS-"

❝I caught a Peppinooo~ just in time for Peppino season!❞

*Sounds like... You?*

". . . The clones have gotten smarter."

*Trying to punch his way out*

*It's cardboard. Not hard to do*

❝Not the type of clone you're thinking of.❞

*A sudden pressure is put on the box, and the faint sound of purring?*

???? "WHAT THE FETTUCCINE EVEN ARE YOU?!"

*Well, there's a box here.*

*There's a Gustavo in the box.*

🪤

- @chatting-with-evil

... Gus?

*Don't you want to talk to him?*

"What's-a going on???."

*heading towards the box, crouching even*

*The stick propping up the box suddenly gets shoved away, closing the box over Peppino. The Gustavo... Is a stuffed animal.*

"WHAT THE FETTUCCINE??PIZZAHEAD I SWEAR IF-A THIS IS ONE OF YOUR STUPID REVENGE PLANS-"

❝I caught a Peppinooo~ just in time for Peppino season!❞

*Sounds like... You?*

". . . The clones have gotten smarter."

*Trying to punch his way out*

*Well, there's a box here.*

*There's a Gustavo in the box.*

🪤

- @chatting-with-evil

... Gus?

*Don't you want to talk to him?*

"What's-a going on???."

*heading towards the box, crouching even*

*The stick propping up the box suddenly gets shoved away, closing the box over Peppino. The Gustavo... Is a stuffed animal.*

"WHAT THE FETTUCCINE??PIZZAHEAD I SWEAR IF-A THIS IS ONE OF YOUR STUPID REVENGE PLANS-"

*Well, there's a box here.*

*There's a Gustavo in the box.*

🪤

- @chatting-with-evil

... Gus?

*Don't you want to talk to him?*

"What's-a going on???."

*heading towards the box, crouching even*

#peppino's answers #what the fettuccine is thos #this*

*Well, there's a box here.*

*There's a Gustavo in the box.*

🪤

- @chatting-with-evil

... Gus?

Ciao Pep! It's me, Peddito!

Hi Pep! Can we get a Large Pepper and Pepperoni Pizza to share please? Dito' here was a bit hungry!

I usually like sandwiches but pizza hits the spot too!

*The Voise then hands Pep a $20 Tip*

"WHY-A THE HELL DOES-A NOISE KNOW MITOSIS EYAAAAOWWWW!"

"... Weren't-a you dea-" "and-a... Yes... Coming right-a up"

alivepeddito

Well, was dead, until I learned how to revive myself. It's a long story...

thevoisereal

Not related to Noise... He hates me. :(

However... I am pretty scared of that Blue one

It's pretty clear he does not trust you voise.

Ciao Pep! It's me, Peddito!

Hi Pep! Can we get a Large Pepper and Pepperoni Pizza to share please? Dito' here was a bit hungry!

I usually like sandwiches but pizza hits the spot too!

*The Voise then hands Pep a $20 Tip*

"WHY-A THE HELL DOES-A NOISE KNOW MITOSIS EYAAAAOWWWW!"

"... Weren't-a you dea-" "and-a... Yes... Coming right-a up"

alivepeddito

Well, was dead, until I learned how to revive myself. It's a long story...

"Okie dokie..."

Ciao Pep! It's me, Peddito!

Hi Pep! Can we get a Large Pepper and Pepperoni Pizza to share please? Dito' here was a bit hungry!

I usually like sandwiches but pizza hits the spot too!

*The Voise then hands Pep a $20 Tip*

"WHY-A THE HELL DOES-A NOISE KNOW MITOSIS EYAAAAOWWWW!"

"... Weren't-a you dea-" "and-a... Yes... Coming right-a up"

The p in pride month stands for Peppino because he is gay

"Does-a the T stand-a for Transmancer-a now?" He tried to be smug

It stands for the stupid Italian who is related to me

". . . We're-a both stupid and you should-a know it Mr I ate laundry detergent and-a mold and suvived-a!"

I've eaten far worse LMAO

"What-a does lmao mean-a." "I'm beginning to-a question if anton-a knows I'm on here, I don't-a think he'd be-a on here anyway"

satan-the-reddest

ANTOINE? WHERE

"... Aren't-a you that guy anton went-a full oni on?" "I would-a of beaten you-a up if you stole-a my stuff not-a gonna lie."

satan-the-reddest

You suck I'm leaving actually

"I DON'T-A KNOW WHETHER TO TAKE-A THAT AS A OH OKAY-A OR THAT-A YOU'RE GONNA TRY TO SIPHON MY SKIN"

The p in pride month stands for Peppino because he is gay

"Does-a the T stand-a for Transmancer-a now?" He tried to be smug

It stands for the stupid Italian who is related to me

". . . We're-a both stupid and you should-a know it Mr I ate laundry detergent and-a mold and suvived-a!"

I've eaten far worse LMAO

"What-a does lmao mean-a." "I'm beginning to-a question if anton-a knows I'm on here, I don't-a think he'd be-a on here anyway"

satan-the-reddest

ANTOINE? WHERE

"... Aren't-a you that guy anton went-a full oni on?" "I would-a of beaten you-a up if you stole-a my stuff not-a gonna lie."

The p in pride month stands for Peppino because he is gay

"Does-a the T stand-a for Transmancer-a now?" He tried to be smug

It stands for the stupid Italian who is related to me

". . . We're-a both stupid and you should-a know it Mr I ate laundry detergent and-a mold and suvived-a!"

I've eaten far worse LMAO

"What-a does lmao mean-a." "I'm beginning to-a question if anton-a knows I'm on here, I don't-a think he'd be-a on here anyway"

The p in pride month stands for Peppino because he is gay

"Does-a the T stand-a for Transmancer-a now?" He tried to be smug

It stands for the stupid Italian who is related to me

". . . We're-a both stupid and you should-a know it Mr I ate laundry detergent and-a mold and suvived-a!"