Peppino Pizza Confessions

Confess about your experience in Peppino's Pizzeria, or the Italian man in general! Ran by Mod Noise.

[peppinoconfessions]

GROUND RULES!

1. Do not send anything NSFW. A little naughty joke is fine, but keep full on erotica away!

2. Do not harass anyone. That's reserved for me only!

3. Slander towards Peppino is always welcome! And anything positive about him too, I guess...

4. Nothing offtopic, except for compliments about me!

5. Don't spam, jeez! I may be annoying, but that isn't a pass to do the same!

//if not obvious enough, this is a parody making fun of those confession blogs.

Tags

#mod noise - I talk here!

#theo out of costume - OOC posts.

#ask - Mails received.

#Close your eyes kids! - Anything too spicy gets dumped here.

[peppinoconfessions]

I think Peppino's pizzas—

*skeleton passes by*

Did you see that?

👀

[peppinoconfessions]

Is the milk from that "yogurt" you gave Peppino made from your milk or Noisette's?

It's storebought. Why'd you ask?

[peppinoconfessions]

Theo is asleep... I wonder what he keeps in his computer that he's so scared about!

She sits on Noise's gaming chair, turning on the computer.

The screen shows a page of this blog. Noisette then scrolls, her expression slowly becoming shocked.

Oh... Oh'cher... I knew he had a thing for that Pedipalp person, but I wasn't expecting such inappropriate comments!!

[peppinoconfessions]

(:0((:pipu0&uvp07#0#:0pi070707+:ivpupupuw:0pv07ppup7&077vp07:puhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhggggghhhhhhhhh

NOISEY!! GERROFF MY COMPUTER, NOW!!

[pizzatowerconfessions2]

To anyone running an askblog: What's the funniest ask you've ever gotten?

.

[peppinoconfessions]

Post by @peppinoconfessions

💬 0  🔁 0  ❤️ 3 · Sometimes I see Peppino scratch his ass and handle a pizza afterwards 📡

This one is a top-tier slander! Shows that he's damn unhygenic.

[peppinoconfessions]

So i decided to go back to the pizzeria after some time, i uhh,,, i accidentally flirted with Peppino while ordering-

(god im such a freak)

And also, theres a slimy but taller version of him there too! And it like uhhh- it licked my face like how a dog does it, you know?

This experience was better, 10/10

Everyone seems to have a knack for that fat guy lately. Don't get what's so hot about him either.

[pizzatowerhcs]

when peppino is bored he just starts slapping his belly to entertain himself

what

[peppinoconfessions]

Mailbox's empty, send me stuff!

[peppinoconfessions]

!azziP

These folks have been ogling at your presence lately.

[peppinoconfessions]

Who's the guy in the mascot suit...

That thing... is not a mascot suit I fear.

[peppinoconfessions]

/813307225415319552/nuh-uh-i-dont-buy-that-it-was-yogurt-why-was

It's cum, isn't it? You're trying to deny that you're gay for him.

No way! I still have dignity, y'know?

[peppinoconfessions]

Yeah, I did! Did you see him too? And the tiny walking pizza toppings?

Yeah, he's my boss (well, used to. until that guy smashed the tower to smithereens.) And those little guys... I might say they're Peppino's pets.

[peppinoconfessions]

Does this place attract weird customers or something? Why is there a pile of cheese crawling around and a huge pepper sketching the chef?

Did you see a tall guy with a pizza as his face too?

[hulkoff]

context

[peppinoconfessions]

This blog has fanart now

That's great to hear! Cheers.

[peppinoconfessions]

One of his employees (who looked like him) hugged me tight, then licked me. What does this mean?

📡