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[only-cat-memes]

Your daily dose of cat memes

[dogposts]

a friend in need is a friend indeed (via)

[starpeace]

i am. so sorry if i have ever used the phrase “i have an au where—” and led you to believe that there is an actual fic out there for you to read rather than, at best, a post where i explain the concept, and at worst it is simply something that lives in my brain

[starpeace]

if it helps i also wish there was a fic

[pepsicat29]

@sleepy-achilles

[bibyshitsuji24k]

Undertaker cosplaying Undertaker [wwe]

[pepsicat29]

I………I am so conflicted. Like…..genuinely conflicted.

[shes-unforgettable]

Kill yourself for slightly annoying me I hope your whole family dies in a fire because you disagree with me on a frivolous topic I'm going to call you every slur in the book because I'm in a bad mood and this is a very normal way to interact with people whom I don't know, the anonymity of the internet hasn't transformed me into a violent and vitriolic person

[z-nogyrop]

there are only two genders: kill or be killed

[cornerstorebitch]

this is significantly less funny when you remember that the leading cause of mortality amongst women is male violence, so, yes those rigid systems of hierarchy (enforced by gender roles) really did produce two genders: kill or be killed.

[pepsicat29]

Damn

[audiobook-mike]

Copying Lois’ voice is a great trap for Superman

[pepsicat29]

I thought u meant Lois griffin and I was mad confused.

[leoreturns-deactivated20110811]

I have been waiting all year to post this.

[tumboner]

omg

[merspers]

This has been in my queue for months.

[mcgooglykins]

I missed it last year and I vowed that would NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.

[thatsoundsprettynice]

YES

[xbstnmnr-deactivated20241116]

omg i didnt reblog this last year!

[stormclouds-chainmail]

[Image description

Two stills from Miss Congeniality.

The host is asking Miss Rhode Island questions.

The host says, “Describe your perfect date.”

Miss Rhode Island responds with, “That’s a tough one. I’d have to say April 25th. Because it’s not too hot and not too cold. All you need is a light jacket.”

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[only-cat-memes]

Your daily dose of cat memes

[kay-is-dying]

HEHEHEHEHEHHEHEHE SMORCH

[conjuring-ghouls]

It’s the words that were never spoken that echoes through the times. It’s the smell of the burning temples swept away by rhymes (x)

[pepsicat29]

I hate tumblr I’m just on here for like, a few things. But what irks me a lot right now is that I can’t search the undertaker (the wrestler) without getting all that stupid black butler crap. It pisses me off.

[catasters]

[catchymemes]

[rickrude-deactivated20231031]

[take-taker-taken]

WE KNOW YOU ARE, TAKER.

[catasters]