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[geniusoflove]

who cares abt favorite songs i wanna know what song you hate more than anything. like it makes you violent bc it sucks so bad. mine is shiny happy people by REM it sounds like shit

[geniusoflove]

making a playlist of the worst songs ever

[whitepeopletwitter]

[digitalhunk]

best fight scene in movie history

[guerrillatech]

[donnasweettttttttt]

making tags easily viewable through the mobile app was a mistake “EVERYONE STOP TAGGING THIS WITH THEIR FANDOM SHIT!!!!!!” girl you are on the Fandom Shit website

[senshimeshi]

I saw someone complaining that there’s too much cringe shipping on tumblr and I was like. Sir this is literally THEE cringe website of choice move to Instagram or bear with it like the rest of us

[terrible-leviathan]

If you go to a circus, don’t piss or whine over the fact there’s clowns good sir

[my-artblog-is-ssjumi]

[valtsv]

[valtsv]

the hot singles in your area are closing in for the kill

[valtsv]

i am out here fighting for my fucking life mistresslena12

[valtsv]

girl please i'm a little busy at the moment

[susandotcom-deactivated20210224]

Came out of Rock Den and saw Thog Car end up Like this…. Whoever Did This Gets Stones To Head and Face Soon

[fakelaurent-deactivated20191028]

Bro they did not get thog like this 😭😭😭😭

[brucie-deactivated05092020-deac]

how i sleep knowing i will pirate every single thing released on disney plus

[bebe-benzenheimer]

how y’all gonna sleep after your computers are infected with a bazillion viruses and the feds gon’ bust your asses

[onemoretallymark]

how i sleep when I'm pirating disney with a vpn and anti-virus protection.

[ms-demeanor]

How I sleep after pirating everything from D+ while using an antivirus, VPN or proxy, and a cantenna to rip off the free wifi at Downtown Disney. If you can’t get wifi directly from the house of mouse McDonald’s will do.

[chocolatechipbutterflyprincess]

How I sleep knowing I’m pissing off all the Disney bootlickers by pirating:

[gothmisspyggie]

Oh no! What a terrible thing to do, this information should't be spread by reblogging it, that's for sure.

[shinosarna]

Okay, I have to admit, using Disney's own wifi to pirate Disney Plus shows is a stroke of absolute GENIUS

[skarmazenuk]

[im-someone-i-guess]

*privateer

[omghotmemes]

The goat of dads

[joeyclaire]

the people behind makesweet in like the 2000s or something idk: ok let's make some cool templates for people to make animated e-cards to send to their friends on valentines day :)

tumblr users, almost 20 years later:

[oceanicgf-deactivating-deactiva]

WHERE is the video with the guy with the laptop dancing to really bad music please i need this

[sensicalabsurdities]

before i hit play i was like “I’m sure ‘bad music’ is subjective” … and then

[mens-rights-activia]

This is me every time I’m making a new song on garage band for iPhone

[wizard0rb]

and its free

[cottagecore]

oh to be a chunky orange farm cat 

[ribcageflutes]

I HAVE A CHUNKY ORANGE FARM CAT

his name is bathtub

[cottagecore]

oh i love bathtub

[thejory-deactivated20141123]

[grimeclown]

There may not be any tuna in subway tuna salad but I think if you were ordering tuna salad from subway you deserve whatever they give you

[grimeclown]

I’m so sorry Devin but it seems you have not been getting tuna at any time

[miamicommune]

[professionaljester]

What is happening

[rivercityrabbitsbro]

[description: tiktoker skweezy4real talking to the camera with his mask on]

"So what's the worst job you ever had? For me, it was when I was selling stolen computer chips, and (unintelligible, possibly 'In Compton') and-- What the f- [camera turns to a group of people and two alpacas, one man holding out bowl of carrots] what is this?"

"Oh hey! You wanna feed an alpaca?"

"Say- Yes! Do I just like hold it up to him?"

"Yeah just put them in your mouth and they'll take 'em from you"

"In my MOUTH?"

"In your mouth, in your mouth"

[takes off mask, puts a carrot in each corner like tusks] "Like this?

"Yeah almost like a walrus"

"And I just... I give it to..?"

"Yeah just let them see it, walk up to them and they'll take it from you"

[does it, people cheer]

".......thank you?"

[forgotn1]

He can't even tell wild stories from his past without getting interrupted by new wild stories. lol