#1 liss strale simp

there's at least two of us but i was here first | pfp and header by @feenick

[per-max-me]

i'm @sdmax300 and this will be where i post nonsense about my ocs, jerk off, and cry

[per-max-me]

spacecrafting

[patronsaint-ofthedenial-deactiv]

First of all he's not my boyfriend he's some other shit. Plus scientists don't even know the ramifications of it's hazards yet

[grimoiremanifest]

finding somebody who will laugh at your shitty jokes is joy-inducing but finding a motherfucker who can yes-and all the esoteric bullshit you put out is pure cocaine. this must be the shit all those racuous but good-natured scoundrels down at the tavern are on

[roswellsoup]

bonus/proof:

we tipped her well dw. best waitress ever 🍒

[kingcatnine]

can you reblog and tell me which of your ocs has the stupidest name

[threedollarsdotcom]

thats right. we laced the wine with Pleasant Dream of Meeting Your Online Friends

[per-max-me]

funni bird

[girlnamedbug]

please be perverted about me in these trying times

[syrenki]

i have a bunch of disgusting ideas if anyone's interested

[heartbreakincident]

writing your fave having sex with with their love interest is OUT writing your fave shamefully jerking off and coming pathetically fast at just the idea of fucking their love interest is IN

[yellow-cat]

its so scary making plans with new friends. what if i suggest something stupid and we have a terrible time and they find out im a fraud and not a real human being

[yellow-cat]

what are you talking about. im nornal

[starrynet]

[per-max-me]

I got a new computer

[sweetpeachcobbler818]

omg ur so funny ! i wanna see how you masturbate .

[hollanderthoughts]

I want to be heard (doesn’t speak) I want to be understood (doesn’t explain) I want to be seen (acts like if a missing person was right in front of everybody)

[3000s]

i just realized the only 2 options arent "make someone angry" or "do what they want"

[3000s]

being in love is like you learn theres other reactions people have besides angry or not angry

[3000s]

love when its safe