Incorrect B99, Dianetti and Peraltiago Quotes

“I’m sorry, I’m uncomfortable with emotions.” main insta and main tumblr: @nicjhurani twitter: @NicoleJhurani NOT SPOILER FREE If something offends you or i need to give creds to the original otp source, please message me!

[whitepeopletwitter]

[peraltas-babes]

our baby’s our having baby boy we’ve been blessed

[catchymemes]

[queenstravelingdarling]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[iconsperaltiago]

© casecations

or like/reblog if you save

[janinegregory]

requested by anonymous

[dailyb99gifs]

#same doug, same

[willelbyers]

[willelbyers]

[peraltas-babes]

YALL ALREADY KNOW WHY IM HERE IM HERE TO TALK ABOUT MY BABIES AMY AND JAKE

please do not look ahead if you haven’t watch the recent ep<3

MY BABIES JAKE AND AMY ARE HAVING

a baby🥺

[peraltas-babes]

another spoiler my dudes and dudettes

please do not look ahead if you haven’t watched 7x06

warning you

jake and amy deserve everything. i cannot believe that they might not have a baby and it i feel so sad that some couples deal with this in real life. i love jake and amy to the moon and back and i hope they can receive a bundle of joy soon.💞

(ps: i will try to find some really cute incorrect quotes for b99! i’ve been so busy trying to find some but i can’t:( but i will try!<3)

[peraltas-babes]

SPOILER AHEAD MY DUDES

IM WARNING YOU

s p o i l e r a h e a d

i warned you

ok so let’s talk about how rosa is a literal queen. the way she told debbie about how parents can hurt you for making a mistake and helping her realize parents aren’t always the best. that was really sweet. stan rosa for clear skin.

[peraltas-babes]

SPOILER AHEAD!

SPOILER AHEAD!

SPOILER AHEAD!

SPOILER AHEAD!

AHAHHSJSJD JAKE SAYING HE WANTED A YEAR OFF OF PAPERWORK SO HE COULD HELP AMY WITH THE BABY AHAHHSJ🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺

[peraltas-babes]

hi bbys! it’s me! i’m gonna start making more incorrect quotes since s7 of b99 came out! i honestly loved the last few episodes of b99! especially last nights new ep. hope you leave a like when i post soon!💞

[whitepeopletwitter]

[peraltas-babes]

light the l a m p not the r a t

[choppedandfoodnetwork]

[jackalovski]

As a Brit, I’d like to remind the world that we invented curry, it’s our unofficial national dish. We eat it more than anything else and you can go into any of our fish and chip shops and get curry all over your deep fat fried foods. That whole white people thing is just the USA. I think we exported all the people with no taste which might explain a lot.

[mermaidelephant]

As an Indian I can assure you that we’ve been eating curry since 2000 BCE so go take your colonialism elsewhere.

[aracniadragon]

Did this guy seriously try to claim curry is a British food?

[official-lucifers-child]

this bitch really thought modern britain was older than modern india

go back to middle school bitch

[peraltas-babes]

proud of my fellow Indians

[urparty]

tiny brain: brooklyn nine nine isnt cop propaganda

average brain: brooklyn nine nine IS cop propaganda and that means u cant watch it

giant brain: brooklyn nine nine is absolutely cop propaganda and 1 episode about the treatment of black people by cops in no way fixes that, however i still watch and enjoy it because i am a mature person with critical thinking skills who understands that boycotting every problematic piece of media is a fruitless endeavor. especially because boycotting b99 specifically would mean sacrificing the many other great things it brings to tv, including its humor, its diversity, its strong & well-rounded female characters, its presentation of healthy friendships & relationships, its subversion of harmful stereotypes, and its constant social commentary on political issues such as transphobia, gun control, flaws in the prison system etc which other shows wouldnt DARE touch

[seashellronan]

galaxy brain: BOOOooooOOoooNE!!

[actualmermaid]

Interdimensional Brain: B99 has had plots and subplots about the problems with the police as an institution since it started. The episode that was specifically about racial profiling wasn’t anything new for the show, which has consistently featured “good guys who are cops” as its protagonists instead of a simplistic “cops are the good guys” narrative, making it very much not propaganda. It isn’t “cop propaganda” any more than The Office is “capitalist propaganda” or Parks and Recreation is “state propaganda.” Let’s realize that a workplace comedy being set in an institution you disagree with doesn’t make it propaganda.

[fan-enby-anonymous]

FUCKING THANK YOU

[lightning-and-lavender-fire]

YES

[nicjhurani]

BROOKYLN NINE NINE IS A GODLY SHOW ANYONE WHO DISAGREES CAN SIT IN THE CORNER

[peraltas-babes]

okay so I feel really bad that I can’t find any of the sources for all my posts so if you know who originally wrote the otp incorrect quote, please go ahead and message me. I’m feeling really bad right about now

[peraltas-babes]

Amy: as far as I’m concerned I don’t blush

Jake: oh really? What if I do this? *kisses her on the cheek*

Amy: nope

Jake: *kisses her on the other cheek*

Amy: nada

Jake: *hugs them*

Amy: nah

Jake: *pulls her in and kisses her*

Amy: nothing

Jake: well I guess I’ve got nothing too *leaves room*

Amy: *blushes as red as a tomato*

source: unknown