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In defense of Theseus
Graves: Yo! Dick head!
Graves: No ones allowed to punch that limey in the face but me!
Theseus: My face is in an exclusive relationship with his fist guys. Sorry to disappoint.
Graves: Theseus.
Thesues: Yeah?
Graves: Shut up.
Theseus: Did you just kill that man with a soup ladle?
Percy: I don't know. Maybe.
Theseus: Marry me.
Percy: Go away Theseus.
I came out to attack people and honestly I’m having so much fun right now.
Percival Graves (via runiaimperii)
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Some quiet moments for your ships
Reading together. Gently running their fingers through the other’s hair as they read to them in a soft voice. Silently listening to the other as their voice slowly falls into a natural rhythm and they are immersed in the story they’re bringing to life.
Walking together. Interwoven fingers and shoulders brushing together as they walk. Not even needing to speak, because a simple look or the slightest change in body language is already a conversation.
Sleeping together. Hushed breathing and feather-light touches when one wakes before the other. Rolling over and unconsciously curling closer into each other because even when they sleep, they are in love.
Watching TV together. Volume turned up just enough to be heard without dominating the atmosphere. Absentminded little touches, gentle fingers slowly running over the other’s arm or thigh without realizing it.
Stargazing together. Infinite space spread out above them, little pinpoints of light shining overhead. Hands resting close together, shared body heat warding off the night’s chill. Silent wishes being made in between soft whispers to each other.
In case you needed a gifset of Colin Farrell waking up in Seven Psychopaths
Words to replace said, except this actually helps
I got pretty fed up with looking for words to replace said because they weren’t sorted in a way I could easily use/find them for the right time. So I did some myself.
IN RESPONSE TO Acknowledged Answered Protested
INPUT/JOIN CONVERSATION/ASK Added Implored Inquired Insisted Proposed Queried Questioned Recommended Testified
GUILTY/RELUCTANCE/SORRY Admitted Apologized Conceded Confessed Professed
FOR SOMEONE ELSE Advised Criticized Suggested
JUST CHECKING Affirmed Agreed Alleged Confirmed
LOUD Announced Chanted Crowed
LEWD/CUTE/SECRET SPY FEEL Appealed Disclosed Moaned
ANGRY FUCK OFF MATE WANNA FIGHT Argued Barked Challenged Cursed Fumed Growled Hissed Roared Swore
SMARTASS Articulated Asserted Assured Avowed Claimed Commanded Cross-examined Demanded Digressed Directed Foretold Instructed Interrupted Predicted Proclaimed Quoted Theorized
ASSHOLE Bellowed Boasted Bragged
NERVOUS TRAINWRECK Babbled Bawled Mumbled Sputtered Stammered Stuttered
SUAVE MOTHERFUCKER Bargained Divulged Disclosed Exhorted
FIRST OFF Began
LASTLY Concluded Concurred
WEAK PUSY Begged Blurted Complained Cried Faltered Fretted
HAPPY/LOL Cajoled Exclaimed Gushed Jested Joked Laughed
WEIRDLY HAPPY/EXCITED Extolled Jabbered Raved
BRUH, CHILL Cautioned Warned
ACTUALLY, YOU’RE WRONG Chided Contended Corrected Countered Debated Elaborated Objected Ranted Retorted
CHILL SAVAGE Commented Continued Observed Surmised
LISTEN BUDDY Enunciated Explained Elaborated Hinted Implied Lectured Reiterated Recited Reminded Stressed
BRUH I NEED U AND U NEED ME Confided Offered Urged
FINE Consented Decided
TOO EMO FULL OF EMOTIONS Croaked Lamented Pledged Sobbed Sympathized Wailed Whimpered
JUST SAYING Declared Decreed Mentioned Noted Pointed out Postulated Speculated Stated Told Vouched
WASN’T ME Denied Lied
EVIL SMARTASS Dictated Equivocated Ordered Reprimanded Threatened
BORED Droned Sighed
SHHHH IT’S QUIET TIME Echoed Mumbled Murmured Muttered Uttered Whispered
DRAMA QUEEN Exaggerated Panted Pleaded Prayed Preached
OH SHIT Gasped Marveled Screamed Screeched Shouted Shrieked Yelped Yelled
ANNOYED Grumbled Grunted Jeered Quipped Scolded Snapped Snarled Sneered
ANNOYING Nagged
I DON’T REALLY CARE BUT WHATEVER Guessed Ventured
I’M DRUNK OR JUST BEING WEIRDLY EXPRESSIVE FOR A POINT/SARCASM Hooted Howled Yowled
I WONDER Pondered Voiced Wondered
OH, YEAH, WHOOPS Recalled Recited Remembered
SURPRISE BITCH Revealed
IT SEEMS FAKE BUT OKAY/HA ACTUALLY FUNNY BUT I DON’T WANT TO LAUGH OUT LOUD Scoffed Snickered Snorted
BITCHY Tattled Taunted Teased
Edit: People, I’m an English and creative writing double major in college; I understand that there’s nothing wrong with simply using “said.” This was just for fun, and it comes in handy when I need to add pizzazz.
me @ me: STOP WRITING FIC AND NOT FINISHING IT, YOU PIECE OF SHIT
secret relationship .
painful
“ it’s — getting a bit out of hand now. ”
“ i don’t think i can keep this up much longer. ”
“ i’m getting tired of hiding…”
“ it sucks that i can’t kiss you in public. ”
“ how much longer do i have to keep swallowing my desires for you. ”
“ are you sure we will — ? ”
“ do you think we’ll ever… be a couple-couple ? ”
“ sometimes i’m just scared that you’re just using me. ”
“ it’s starting to dawn on me that… the reason you might not want to come out about this is because you don’t really love me—”
“ is this a joke to you?”
“ i deleted all our texts. ”
“ i can’t keep pictures of us on my phone, are you crazy? ”
“ if anyone sees us i won’t know what to do. ”
“ sometimes it feels like i am the only one doing an effort here… ”
provoked
“ aren’t we suppose to be a thing ? why are you flirting then ?”
“ sometimes it feels like i am the only one doing an effort here —”
“ you sure seem to be good at ignoring the fact that we’re together. ”
“ okay no — i can’t handle the way they keep staring at you. ”
“ if they don’t stop hitting you up i’ll end up hitting them down. ”
“ don’t you see any pride in the marks i left on you ? ”
“ is this a joke to you — ?!”
“ stop that — we’re in public. ”
“ no, not until we get home. ”
“ you know i can’t do this out here — stop it!”
“ could TRY to show that you’re a little worried about this ???”
steamy
“ d—-don’t make me moan, i don’t want anyone to catch us… ”
“ everyone is downstairs… ~ take your pants off ”
“ shhh…. ~ it’ll be fine baby, no one will hear us ”
“ so what ? ~ if they see us coming out together we’ll figure something out…”
“ i’m gonna leave so many hickeys on you… show everyone that you’re taken… ”
“ i missed your scent…”
“ it feels so good — being close to again… ”
“ i’ve been thinking — about this the entire day… ”
“ ~ sit back and let me spoil you… you went an entire day without touching me… ”
“ kiss me… and don’t let me go ”
“ you’re like a forbidden fruit when i can’t touch you ~ kind of sexy ”
innocent
“ i can’t wait to show you off to the entire world… ”
“ we’ll be the cutest couple in existence, someday ”
“ when we come out i’m going to drown you kisses every day ”
“ ~ if we carve our initials in a tree no one will know ”
“ no one will notice if we hold hands under the table ~ ”
“ one day… we’ll be able to kiss like everyone else ”
“ i long for the day i get to hug you in the open ”
Can we talk about Percival Graves, the Stud™ of Ilvermony? Cause good lord, it must be the reason there is light.
yes. yes, we may talk young Stud Percival Graves, the Dom Juan of Illvermony.
And also Young Auror Percival Graves, the fucking bastard :
1. Just because you ship it doesn’t make it canon.
2. You don’t need any proof or evidence to justify why you ship something.
Percival Graves’ morning routine: shaving
Time will teach you many things about people. We are unexpectedly surprising little creatures. Don’t judge a person by physical attributes or something as irrelevant as a measure of time. The youngest person could be the wisest soul you’ll ever meet. The adult standing next to them could be the most shallow tosser you’ll ever have the misfortune of encountering. Age, like time, is relative. The old souls have the answers you seek and the companionship you don’t yet know you need.
(insp)
If I don’t reply or I take ages to:
It’s drafted
My mood doesn’t fit
I’m trying to equal your perfection
I’m brain-dead
I lost the reply
I’m easily distracted by something else
All/some of the above
my dumb ass is making another blog / adding new muses
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NAME: Sage NICKNAME: idk? whatever my SO calls me. GENDER: Female SIGN: Capicorn HEIGHT: 5′8″ ish SEXUAL ORIENTATION: pansexual HOGWARTS HOUSE: Hufflepuff FAVORITE COLOR: all of them? FAVORITE ANIMAL: all of them? TIME RIGHT NOW: 8:05 PM CST AVERAGE HOURS OF SLEEP: 3-7 hrs depending if I have an afternoon nap CAT OR DOG PERSON: both FAVORITE FICTIONAL CHARACTER FROM HARRY POTTER: Percival Graves, Harry Potter NUMBER OF BLANKETS YOU SLEEP WITH: two since i sleep with two dogs that like to curl up around me FAVORITE SINGER OR BAND: Rise Against, Three Days Grace, Disturbed, Five Finger Death Punch, etc. DREAM TRIP: anywhere with my SO DREAM JOB: preschool teacher WHEN WAS THIS BLOG CREATED? 10th December 2016 CURRENT NUMBER OF FOLLOWERS: idk?
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my headcanons for real!graves include:
how he’d saved tina’s headstrong ass multiple times over her career and was the one to personally recommend her promotion to senior auror despite this
started checking in on Credence as a favor to Tina b/c he’s got a soft spot for orphans and hotheaded subordinates
genuinely made the offer to teach Credence magic before Grindelwald ruined everything
he went to school with Picquery, back when he called her Phina, and they were fiercely competitive frenemies
worked with Picquery for over 20 years
he has the driest wit and could say the most outrageous thing with a straight face
his sense of justice is only matched by his protectiveness, esp. when it comes to his department of aurors
like he would literally take a magic bullet for any of them
he’s a lonely guy married to his work with no social life to speak of, his retirement plan consists of “die fighting the good fight”
nice clothes are his guilty pleasure and he’s secretly a flashy guy, aka scorpion collar pins
never throws his family name around and likes to think that he made it on his own merits
never forgets his secretary’s birthday, always lowkey gets her a gift
a little self-conscious about aging, has no idea how well he’s rocking that salt and pepper look
truly just a dedicated wizard cop at heart
and that is why i cry at night thinking about how no one noticed Graves was replaced by a homicidal terrorist.
