Current Hyperfixations

Megan. NZ. 26 ♍ DEFINITELY NOT SPOILER FREE! You know when you see a post and it makes no sense because there's no tags or explanation or anything and you have to deep dive for context? yeah welcome to my blog

[girlserum-deactivated20250923]

happy friday to the freaks. the rest of u… get more freaky idk what 2 tell u

[rainbow-femme]

“Shane fuck Shane help we fucked up, we lost Ilya, I swear he was here one second ago and now-“

“Haas, where are you right now?”

“The club by the hotel.”

“And he’s not in the bathroom?”

“No.”

“Not on the roof?”

“No.”

“Not trying to access any of the dancers poles?”

“What? Why would- Oh, Troy says no.”

“Is he hanging out with drunk girls in the women’s bathroom?”

“Umm, one sec. Harris, can you ask her if Ilya is in there? … Harris says no.”

“Ok. What were you talking about before he disappeared?”

“We were trying to figure out where to eat.”

“Did anyone bring up sushi?”

“He didn’t say he wanted-“

“Just answer the question.”

“Uh yeah, someone suggested it, but he said he wanted-“

“He’s at the pier.”

“What?”

“He got bored, sushi put fish on his brain, which made him think about water, and he likes going to piers, and the hotel is walking distance from a boardwalk by the water. He’s there, most likely trying to look at fish going under the dock.”

“… How do you know that?”

“Do you have any ideas how many times I have gotten this exact phone call? He’s easier to catch if you bait him with mozzarella sticks but make sure he knows he only gets them if he comes quietly. If you let him negotiate he will take the sticks and run. Cliff always fell for that.”

[jenrubyjane]

sure, bestie

[no-sharks-on-the-sun]

[no-sharks-on-the-sun]

they killed him for this

[tredlocity]

there’s a twitter account where this guy thinks every tweet is directed at him and it’s great

[famicom]

this is how everyone on this website acts

[bluwubewwy]

Thats not true i dont think i act like this

[joenateuser]

BELMONT CAMELI The Kid LAROI - A Perfect World Tour Los Angeles, CA - June 6, 2026

[mvettel]

AWWW LOOK AT HIM

[depsidase]

[isuggestrevolution]

it should be an easy suggestion

[dogpuppy]

[laurens-german]

Garrett : 🤨

[littlegirlinvisible]

ILYA ROZANOV WEEK: DAY ONE FAVORITE MOMENT ↪ ilya working overtime to “shhh” high shane at the hospital so he doesn’t hard-launch their relationship (they succeed) 😂💕

[russianblush]

ILYA ROZANOV APPRECIATION WEEK — day one: favorite moment

[alliecathayes]

OFF CAMPUS S01.02 "The Practice" / S01.06 "The Breakaway" (2026)

[userlesbian]

welcome back danisnotonfire and AmazingPhil

[clairesbeauchamp]

People who care about you will understand. And if they don't, they're not your people.

[emziess]

Shane & his parents // Ilya & his parents Heated Rivalry, S01E01

[themoonandmyman]

Can we talk about how both David and Grigori are on the right side of the frame, Yuna is to the left of Shane- but to the left of Ilya is just a sharp drop.

[fwizard]

all i need is a sweet treat. and six thousand dollars