Percy Jacksons Peen

I’m just a girl (19) Cassie!

[percyjacksonspeen]

Were not cooked, were not undercooked, we are in the freezer

[hockeysstorms]

cheerwine cook out first in flight north carolina 🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️

[cellyblaker]

I GET SO GAY OR BI ETC. OFF THAT BLAKER GOAL

[canesposting]

i love you carolina hurricanes i love you southern hockey i love you lenovo center i love you canes lb i love you fringe hockey communities i love you seth jarvis goal i love you freddie i love you EASTERN CONFERENCE CHAMPS

[percyjacksonspeen]

I’m on the hunt for fics where Shane is absolutely just a manly man, very typical man, dude bro jock, who fits in with the straight dude bros more than the other out gay guys, frat boy man’s man that just happens to like dick up his ass

A Shane who wraps a possessive arm around ilyas waist, who man spreads and pats his lap for Ilya, who likes to force his dick down ilyas throat just to feel the sudden tightness and see the unexpected gag and tears in ilyas glaring eyes

Asshole man Shane

[percyjacksonspeen]

I don’t think I’ve ever truly wanted someone’s dick in my throat until Hudson Williams and Connor storrie showed up

[genderfluid-offical]

"explain your answer" no. i used a calculator, and i do not care about this class

[fruitviking]

Can we stop with the character development. Where's my beach episode.

[rot-topic]

[bewbin]

dude honestly shout out to my guards i told them to seize this guy and before i could even finish my sentence they soze him. My goats

[percyjacksonspeen]

I need for everyone in the MHL to have a mutual understanding that Shane Hollander is in fact a bigger asshole than Ilya Rozanov.

Like imagine you’re one of those players who gets traded through teams pretty regularly and happened to play for both Montreal and Boston.

Yeah Ilya is a dickhead and he plays rough, then tells you he’s going to fuck your wife better than you ever could. But like at least he knows you have a wife. And he’s always active at charity events, fundraisers, community events, at all stars he’s just another one of the guys. So yeah he’s a dickhead but mostly that’s just him being Russian.

Whereas Shane Hollander? That guy kinda fucking sucks. He doesn’t chirp on the ice, and he always plays a good clean game but you know that’s just because he doesn’t give enough of a shit about you to even try. He doesn’t speak to anyone, he doesn’t know anything outside of your hockey stats which he thinks are subpar at best. If you mention your kids he just raises his brows and says ‘oh I didn’t know you had kids’ as if he wasn’t at your son’s third birthday party. He doesn’t go out with the team. If he’s at a charity event or something of the like the only person he’s talking to is his mom or Hayden if he shows up.

Like yeah, Ilya is more annoying and will ragebait you into the next century. But generally Shane is more of an asshole. And no one will ever believe it because Shane is Canada’s golden boy and Ilya is known continent wide as the Russian terror.

[percyjacksonspeen]

No one will ever be able to convince me the first two episodes of heated rivalry are not the most romantic. Yes, yes we have the incredible episode five full of confessions and drugged up shane and Russian monologues, but there is just something about the pure yearn that was injected into the first two episodes. Maybe it’s because I’m the same age Shane and Ilya are supposed to be in episode one but there is something so connectable with the way they want for each other and the way they show it through competition (bike race, goal count, constant one upping in their careers) and being able to find release within each other because even though they think they hate each other there is such a trust between them that is so important, and it’s that trust that blossoms into the love they share later on.

[percyjacksonspeen]

Tv show so good its making me yearn for a decade long situationship where all we do is have freak nasty sex and hurt each others feelings unintentionally

[percyjacksonspeen]

If I were Shane Hollanders gf in high school I would’ve simply pegged him then stayed close friends and helped him on his gay journey, but that’s just me.

[ilyrozanov]

Hudson Williams for Laufey's Madwoman Music Video.

[percyjacksonspeen]

Sometimes I think I could write on ao3, then I remember the curse and the fact I’m in flight training and think, mmm better not

[percyjacksonspeen]

I do think it would be really funny if while, yes, the rivalry between Shane and Ilya wasn’t truly hatred and was just foreplay most of the time, they did also have some type of beef with Vincent Lamaire or the third round pick of their year for no good reason.

And it’s kind of a thing that all three of them have beef but especially Rozanov and Hollander. So once they’re outed and everyone figures out they don’t actually hate each other and that the rivalry was mainly pr, a reporter will eventually ask ‘so was the beef with lemaire also fake?’ And both of them are just like ‘what? Lemaire? Fuck that guy!’ Like genuinely don’t fucking like him.