sitcom men brainrot

this blog is for girls who finished last in p.e. and dilf enthusiasts | 23

[logibear]

Logan Lerman.

[valtsv]

"here's my original character, Man Who Sucks But Loves His Daughter Very Much" and it's a guy who worships at the altar of patriarchal violence and the woman he uses as an excuse and an effigy to absolve him

[valtsv]

well i think his daughter should tell him to kill himself

[teaboot]

*Sprays u with a can of "Serious String"* [you are gently covered by a loose, aerisolized tangle of high-tensile polymer weave]

[teaboot]

Fuck my baka life

[prohaloplayer-deactivated202601]

we named it the computer mouse because it fit so comfortably in our hands and it reminded us of ancient times where our ancestors put their palms over the backs of cave mice and shuffled them across the ground to move the cursor on their cave wall mounted gaming monitors

[kosmogrl]

[paperclipsentimental]

patrick jane truly is a character of all time. he's arrogant. he's broken. he's haunted. he's funny. he's genuinely delighted by small pleasures. he likes breaking and entering. he's a tea snob. he's tortured frequently on screen. he flinches every time a gun goes off. he hides behind his female colleagues when he gets scared. he's a sociopath. he's a liar. he does magic tricks. he has basically no moral compass and will do anything to catch the guy who killed his wife and child, including lie to and use everyone he cares about. he sleeps on a mattress on the floor in the room his family was murdered in, with the calling card of their killer still on the wall. he loves children. he's very empathetic. he's the reason his family is dead. he loves setting traps and catching people in lies. he hates rich people and doesn't care when they get murdered. he's a card shark. he always knows what everyone is thinking. when people piss him off he makes their lives miserable. he hypnotises people all the time. he's a con man. he's the most honest guy you'll ever meet. like literally where else do you find a freak like that.

[danswank]

#this is like credits to their tv show that they would’ve had if it was the early aughts

[bee2124]

When tumblr refreshes itself and the fic I was reading fucking disappears forever 💔

I’ve been searching for a smau I was reading for three days 😔

[falsetactic]

how it feels to read self insert/xreader fics of any media that follow the canon plot line

[emziess]

I should've cut you out! I fuckin' love you!

Carmy & Richie The Bear, S05E07

[azertyrobaz]

If I touch three things, say what they are out loud, then it's supposed to help.

[vonlipwig]

developing the hots for ryan gosling because of project hail mary is so fucking embarrassing I swear to god. that is a conventionally attractive man. a noted hollywood heartthrob. he's even blond, are you kidding me? did he win people magazine's sexiest man alive? I don't know. I'm not going to check but it wouldn't surprise me at this point. it's such a mainstream taste. such a clichéd celebrity crush. like oh I fancy ryan gosling and my favourite drink is coca-cola and my favourite snack is ready salted crisps. jesus christ. 'b-b-but i only like him when he's in a science pun tshirt and playing a dorky-awkward loner type!' doesn't matter. he's still ryan 'ken from barbie' gosling. it's so trite. I feel like the weird nerd girl in a teen coming-of-age romcom falling for the super popular jock. don't I know that I have a reputation to uphold here? cringe.

[fandomsandfairytales]

This post is the spiritual successor to that post about David Corenswet:

[punk-squirrely-ghost]

"Kill them with kindness"

WRONG! TERRARIA BOSSES!

👑🔵 👁 🧠/🪱 👑🐝 💀 🧱🥩 👑⚪️ 🤖👀 🤖🪱 🤖💀 🌿 🗿 🎭🔮 🦑

[yampishna]

One of my favorite bosses in Terraria. I have a few small sketches with him, but I will probably post them along with my Moonlord design, when I finish it...

[hija-ck]

🎶 life is unfaaaaaaair 🎶

[reemillustrated]

snoopy reading conversations with friends

[bon-bonsai]

Law of conservation of mass: matter cannot be destroyed nor created, only rearranged in a new form.