[weepingballoonheart-deactivated]

today on “Hozier liked”

[elliehawking]

[unsends-deactivated20170829]

im permanently emotionally damaged but it’s chill, I’m chill

[kaijuno]

[yeehawlw]

i can’t stop thinking about that tweet about the guy who tried to stop his cat from pushing his door open and accidentally trained him to push 50lbs instead

[yeehawlw]

he cannot be stopped

[uncleromeo]

[naturallytom]

hi can we normalize the idea of choosing not to drink

[cherryclit]

no cuz thats fucking lame

[fairy25]

hey it actually isn’t! i get really really sick whenever i have more than a beer or two and i absolutely hate how people assume i must be lame/a kill joy when i refuse a drink. people choose to be sober or mostly sober for a variety of reasons, e.g. addiction, medical, etc. and not a single one of them is “because i’m a lame person who hates fun” 

[love-god-herself-deactivated202]

The degree to which drinking is seen as a must in social situations is fucking weird, and I think the fact that people are more put off by non-drinkers than by how much alcohol consumption has permeated the culture is … troubling.

[gaysexhaver666]

Remember when i made a joke about murdering gross men and someone on tumblr screenshotted them reporting me to the police

[gaysexhaver666]

And the report said

Offender: Gaysexhaver666

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Me and my shorty on our way to destroy Townsville.

[nerdjpg]

She’s arrived

[bugcore-moved-deactivated201902]

Google+ is finally dead holy shit

[bugcore-moved-deactivated201902]

pour one out for the site that literally nobody used

[surprisebitch]

i didnt even remember it existed

[earthdad]

this is the best news i’ve heard in ages

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Romeo bout to catch some cheeks

[dookiediamonds-deactivated20200]

the scientists

[wenchyfloozymoo]

[jeangrey]

[asoftwrongness]

#139

[pawprintsandpines-deactivated20]

[twitterlols]

me for the next 3 months

[sailorbrazil]

[gigabats]

@tikibats