tedious malcontent

all for the game sideblog #1 supporter of neil’s shit first shift yapper pfp @steggymus

[perfectcourter]

hi folks

i’m soul! my main blog is @soulreapin for mostly voltron stuff

ao3

neil is my favorite character because i love me a good pain in the ass, but jean and dan are close seconds

i write and talk about aftg 😁

my tags will be #soulshcs for headcanons, #soulsasks for asks, #soulsfics for fics, and #soulsthoughts for other miscellaneous garbage!

dont be afraid to send an ask if you like i would LOVE some mutuals

[popcornhee]

Fox

[blousemouse]

I'm so obsessed with Jean's feelings towards Neil. They're absolutely not romantic or sexual which we know for sure now but they're so strong anyway. He says he should have been his forever partner! He really trusts Neil with his life despite only knowing him in the Nest for a few weeks- something that never happened with Riko or Zane despite knowing them both for years.

[sttardelicious]

neil josten dress himself just like jesse pinkman

look at his clothes!! can't you see neil using it? bc I can

[swampthingking]

obsessed with jean’s colorful insults/descriptions so here’s a compiled list of them in order

you arrogant fool (abby)

you imbecile (kevin)

your ball-battered brain (kevin)

you feckless child (kevin)

those clowns (trojans)

pet goalkeeper (andrew)

the tiny bastard (neil) [LMFAO]

kevin’s pet monster (andrew)

the sunshine court [derogatory]

wholesome in an unsettling, unhealthy way (the trojans)

unhinged optimist (renee)

some plump shrink (bee)

that creepy little goalkeeper andrew minyard [PLEASE i was fucking DEAD he has no idea how funny he is]

you tedious malcontent (neil) [probably my favorite one]

an abominable cockroach (neil)

the wayward child (neil) [jesus christ he is not taking it easy on neil]

andrew’s twin

worthless trash bags (foxes, past tense)

a rabid little fox (neil) [hey. remember when neil described andrew as a ‘rabid goalkeeper’ ???]

annoyingly easy to look at (jeremy)

strange and misguided (the trojans)

the cruelty of these nonstop temptations (kevin, renee, jeremy)

the sunshine court [less derogatory]

“I was hoping he would bite his tongue off in the fall and save us both some grief in the long run.” (lucas)

wretched beast (gr****n)

your ignorant mouth (lucas)

“Your apologies are as useful as perfume on a frog.” (lucas)

neil, being the person he was,

you ignorant child (neil)

miserable wretch (neil) [giving his everything to neil’s insults]

ok that’s all. unless i missed some. and if i did you have to add them it’s just law

[blindingliqhts]

happy birthday to neil josten my beloved !!! favourite character in all the world i love him so so incredibly much and i hope he has an amazing day with his cats and the love of his life <333

now here's some of my favourite neil quotes to celebrate the occasion:

"it's not the world that's cruel. it's the people in it."

"will you tell coach on us?" andrew asked. "no," neil said. "but i would ask him why you're not medicated."

he tapped two fingers to his temple, copying andrew's mocking salute from their first meeting. "better luck next time."

"are you stupid?" seth asked. "yeah," neil said.

"i have a bit of an attitude problem."

"here's some honesty. i don't like you, and i don't trust you."

THE RIKO ROAST™

"my first memories are of people dying. i'm not afraid of you."

"you will kneel," tetsuji said. neil had a feeling he was going to regret this for the rest of his very short life, but he smiled and said, "make me."

"was that really so difficult to say the first time around?" dan asked wryly. "i did say it the first time around," neil said. "i'm fine."

"i want to see you lose control."

"no problem," matt said. "need anything else?" "a clear shot at riko and no witnesses."

[curiousity-cell]

i keep thinking about jean’s POV of riko going to hit neil.

in aftg, neil is so focused on riko coming down with his racket to hit him that it seems like andrew comes out of no where to save him but i love that jean sees it. and it’s not like he just moves out of goal or anything, no, he HAULS ASS to get to neil to save him. that to me says everything. i love them so bad

[problemduetest4life]

I love me some one-sided kevjean, but I want that to be in the flashbacks. I want Jean to be cursing his younger self for loving Kevin. In TSC, I want Jean to be the #1 Kevin hater. I want the one-sided love to turn into one-sided beef. I want Kevin to be chilling at PSU, minding his business, while Jean is trying to explode him with his mind from across the country.

[gh0stly]

This isn’t funny at all but Jean was so real for worrying about his hair more than any of his other injuries after getting almost killed

[adamsrcnan]

jean saying "sorry" as he was being lifted off the floor like it's muscle memory to be apologising for not being able to move and get up on his own after a beating. hell is not hot enough for riko

[perfectcourter]

neil’s been buying 13-in-1 because it was “easier to carry” just one bottle on the run

him and andrew live together for not even a full day before a full replica of andrew’s shower routine are sitting on the bathroom counter with a note that says “youre not on the run anymore junkie use separate shampoo and conditioner”

[high-queen-of-the-court]

TSC RELEASE DATE??????????

[stick-ball]

neil is the mysterious girl that cannot shut the fuck up

[nicolodigenovas]

Neil “I don’t swing” Josten passing the torch to Jean “the cruelty of these nonstop temptations” Moreau

[rekikiri]

neil is very quiet for a long time after joining the foxes. no matter how vigilant wymack tries to be, he never heard neil coming while they lived together. he got very good at hiding his flinch because neil definitely scared him more than he scared neil

[detectivebambam]

will never stop thinking about Andrew rambling about random shit, maybe a book he's reading, and he's comfortable, he's with Neil, and he doesn't realize.

until he does, and he gets flustered because god why does he talk so much? but Neil is just laying there, looking at him with those eyes, and he doesn't look annoyed, or zoned out, or anything, he's just listening

Andrew hates him.

[rekikiri]

I just had the hilarious thought pop into my head that the phrase, “yes or no?” probably became a pavlovian response for neil.

andrew asks, “yes or no?” and neil is instantly thinking about andrew kissing him senseless in the middle of the locker room, when really he’s just asking if he can help him remove his jersey so abby can check a bruise

andrew asks, “yes or no?” and neil is blushing because andrew you can’t kiss me at abby’s dinner table, but all andrew is asking is if he can hold his hand

andrew asks, “yes or no?” while andrew is driving and neil is like you need to watch tHE ROAD? but andrew is just wanting to put his hand on neil’s thigh while he drives

no matter how many times andrew tries to say it in a different setting, neil immediately expects to be made out with.

andrew instead starts to ask, “can I?” because he never says that when he wants to touch neil in any suggestive manner