It's Not That Deep, Fam

💕 I’ve been a piece of shit for 20 years now 💕

[perfectlyunpleasant]

Honestly I’m just glad it will be harder to use tumblr to cheat on your girlfriend now.

We’ll see if he actually gets rid of the app now 🤙🏻

[shavingryansprivates-deactivate]

introducing… SPOONS!

[cizayox]

OH MY GOD I’M GOING TO PISS MYSELF

[salma-deactivated20150127]

This kid needs a nobel prize

[artistaesthetic]

This isn’t a kid, this is Andy milonakis, a full grown adult comedian

[nutsacktorturer]

omg

[hunterraider]

@mrtiredeyes

[perfectlyunpleasant]

Fuck you for making me feel crazy.

[perfectlyunpleasant]

Tumblr tells me how often you’re active... I wonder who you’re talking to now 😞

[wenchyfloozymoo]

[thighetician]

The second girl at least read the book to confirm that it was shit, she even had Capote on deck as backup. Chick 1 is just lazy

[kaylapocalypse-deactivated20201]

Nope. Girl 2 saw that Girl 1′s absolutely accurate analysis was being shut down just because it wasn’t stated in an intellectual way (in spite of its validity). So Girl 2 reinforced Girl 1′s opinions in solidarity and made sure that it was absolutely clear that Girl 1 was factually correct. WITHOUT taking credit for her observations (”kim is right” instead of “Actually, kim”)  

Girls supporting Girls. 

Girls not letting other girls be treated poorly.

[sweaterkittensahoy]

If you read thirty pages of a book and hate it, that’s a good analysis. Girl 1 literally said, “It sucked for these reasons, and I only got through 30 pages.” She was absolutely paying attention and trying to get it. But if all you get is a headache, fuck that book.

[mckitterick]

I love this exchange

[justhere4coffee]

I don’t care how beloved a story is, if I can’t enjoy reading it I ain’t gonna read it. I learned too late in life that you’re allowed to put a book down if you’re not having fun - life’s too short!

[perfectlyunpleasant]

I’m almost positive I’m still being cheated on regularly but also don’t even care enough to do anything.

I’m gonna off myself soon anyway so maybe we are equally in the wrong.

[jeffreestarfuckyeah]

[meanplastic]

whats up everybody WELCOME BACK TO MY CHANNEL! HI… HOW ARE YA?

[stljedi]

It’s going to be a bad night.

[sindri42]

Look, if it’s a real ghost, the busters get custody. If it’s just a real estate developer in a costume it’s out of their jurisdiction so we gotta hand things off to these meddling kids and their dog.

[cuteautumn]

TOMORROW IS HALLOWEEN!!!

[tomatoreddsworld-deactivated201]

WHAT THE FUCK IT’S CHRISTMAS EVE WHY DID SOMEONE REBLOG THIS

[derranger-deactivated20220102]

TOMORROW IS HALLOWEEN!!!

[st0pping-every-minute]

[i-am-the-third-heat-deactivated]

love a queen who can laugh at herself 

[ifonlymp3-deactivated20220624]

i got really mad at red today

[ifonlymp3-deactivated20220624]

this is literally one of the funniest things i’ve read today thank you

[berniesrevolution]

[zanmor]

these ones

[lavendermanna]

oh we can get even more specific than just a list of billionaires:

here are all of the scum who control oil, coal, and natural gas

here are the ones who run the factories

and here are the ones who extract the raw resources that the others need to make it all work

[libertarian-therapist]

23,000 people are reblogging a hit list

[bogleech]

Good.

[filthy-rat]

when it’s 3 am and you’re alone with your thoughts

[bumbleshark]

crying is so therapeutic and i truly love it. unfortunately i’ve gotten so good at bottling my grievances up, its a physical strain to let myself cry at this point.

[bumbleshark]

me and my heart: ok im alone and i feel fucking horrible. i need to cry this out.

my body and mind:

[spideyytorch]

!!!!!! IVE NEVER RELATED TO ANYTHING MORE IN MY LIFE FUCK

[tooiconic]

@klubbhead when my body was trying to cry but I started sneezing instead

[fate]

via weheartit

[evil-britney]

*takes off my leather jacket to reveal a second, secret leather jacket underneath*

[sounddesignerjeans-deactivated2]

you mean, skin?

[degenerate-perturbation]

What an absolutely terrifying addition to my post. Thank you.

[steven]

sorry i have bubonic plague i can’t hang out tonight

[61below]

aw rats

[kkneesockks]