[bisexualwario]

[hometoursandotherstuff]

[chiefofboatwatsonstittymug]

Equivalent in Leeds, England

[thegneurshk]

[ironychan]

TIL anyone who's going to overwinter in Antarctica has to have had their appendix out. Because removing an appendix that's not causing any trouble just as a precaution is way better than having one that's about to burst when you're on the ass-end of the planet with no way to be rushed to a hospital if shit gets real.

[ironychan]

No, by the way, we absolutely did not think of this ahead of time. A dude named Leonid Rogozov got appendicitis in Antarctica. Fortunately, the expedition's doctor diagnosed him quickly and knew how to remove an appendix. Unfortunately, our man Leo was the expedition's doctor.

What did he do? Well, he set up a mirror, gave his belly a shot of novocaine, presumably told a colleague, "hold my vodka," and he removed his own fucking appendix. He survived.

[sunlaire]

this picture has such "i lived bitch" energy

[ecrivainsolitaire]

There's a House episode based on this, it's amazing

[kushblazer666]

[brattylikestoeat]

[queenqueso]

[greelin]

[COVERED IN BLOOD, EYES LARGE] i have been working. On my resume

[greelin]

[HANDS VISIBLY SHAKING, BLOOD CAKED UNDER NAILS] there is. A cover letter

[whitepeopletwitter]

[guy0509]

why does it cost money

[xxtc-96xx]

[thememedaddy]

[archibaldtuttle]

I want to show you an actual training slide from my customer service job that I had to see yesterday.

[targetdotcom-deactivated2026011]

Fińàncial Harm

[slimetony]

[slimetony]

[slimetony]

[julieterbang]

[catsofyore]

In 1944 a kitten named George (short for General Electric) was saved from drowning by a U.S. Navy crew member. George was then photographed and given a liberty card and detailed health record. Source.

[elusivist]

Guys 2014 is in two months

[eating-the-inedible]

Guys 2024 is in two months

[gilly-laughs]

Oh, can't wait to see what absolutely wild things I have accepted by living here.

[gilly-laughs]

Nothing too surprising. I knew our use of frontage roads was unusual but I didn't know the frontage u-turn lanes were uniquely Texan.

Multiple left turn lanes isn't normal? Everyone just filters down to one lane for left turns everywhere else?

Yes, our highway speeds are high and extend into and through major cities. It's totally normal to do 85 mph straight though larger cities, right?

Texits are just hope paths for cars between the highway and frontage road.

Fire lanes. Y'all don't have fire lanes?

Highway loops. Ok this is kind of weird. It's never really occurred to me that loops weren't just what cities of certain size had. My city, which is on the small side, has a loop.

[homohotel]

WHAT THE FUCK

[bisexualwario]

wdym "what the fuck" you're the one with the made up number

[pissvortex]

ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ <- you don’t even remember him do you. you don’t remember your son

[pissvortex]

you raised him.

[serial222killer]