Hello :)

Hmm I should probably put something interesting or intelligent here at some point...

[nozominomi-deactivated20171121]

[babyanimalgifs]

I’m begging you to look at this.

[perfectrizzles]

me: *procrastinates necessary things*

me: *procrastinates enjoyable things*

me @ me: why are you like this

[astonishingly]

buffering more like suffering

[annakendrick4ever]

When they want to kill the fandom they kill it good  😳😱 😉😋 😍

[ofallthehappy-deactivated202004]

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[arnoldsroom]

i’m not crying you’re crying

[gaytectives-deactivated-deactiv]

at work we have a family of three huskies who come in for daycare and everyone calls them “the mafia” it makes me so happy because occasionally out of nowhere someone over the radios will say “we’re sending in the mafia” and then three huskies barrel their way inside and usually slip and fall on the tile ajfjajg

[gaytectives-deactivated-deactiv]

the white one is zephyr but everyone calls him the godfather and his sisters follow him around everywhere and they’re a tiny gang which i love

[4935058-452485-deactivated20170]

this is the only pure post

[solong-farewell]

i’m honestly in awe of how my parents still think i’m straight like heteronormativity is a hell of a blinder

[solong-farewell]

me, watching the olympics: “wow laurie hernandez is so cute”

my mom: “isn’t she just adorable?”

no mom that’s not what i meant

[solong-farewell]

me: [only refers to potential partners as “any future significant others”/“my future spouse”]

parents: haha i’m sure you’ll find a great husband one day

[solong-farewell]

me: [paints the bi pride flag on my nails]

my parents: oh brooke i like that color scheme! did you do that yourself?

[solong-farewell]

it’s like a sitcom

[iprayforangels-deactivated20220]

i would watch the hell out of a sitcom about a hella gay or bi chick with parents who can’t tell. she’s not hiding it at all and they just can’t tell

[area51-official]

same

[missdontcare-x]

when a show reveals gay content but you’re scared it’s just bait

[kendricklawrence04]

[danielnelsen]

im watching a food show and one of the contestants literally said ‘i was introduced to food when i was very young’ like fuck i sure hope you were!?!?

[libertarirynn-deactivated202006]

We’re reaching levels of brain damage that shouldn’t be possible.

[ranty9000]

How dare you bring Bob ross into this

[dirge-for-a-madman-deactivated2]

Don’t ever try to tell me this man was anything less than an Afro Angel.

[down-w-hate]

EXCUSE THEM, HOW DARE THEY INSULT THIS ANGEL

[nicoleting]

H OW D ARE YOU IN S UL T T H E AF R O AN G EL

[ltkarinkoenig]

don’t ever come for bob ross, ever. 

[ripcstiaalisonsselena-deactivat]

the 100: maybe if we lay low they’ll forget about us

media: we’re back with our fiftieth article on why t100 is the worst show on earth and why we’d rather get shot than watch it 

[chevysuburban-blog]

[sangfroidwoolf]

‘Lesbi-friends’ is the new ‘gal pal’ tbh.

[its-arrested-development]

[badpuns-official]

So stop wine-ing about your improv problems