Shitshow of a Blog

Suppp so basically im in a lotta fandoms and i hv a lotta free time on my hands (thanks to ignoring all my actual hw and exams :)

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shenanigans

SUP LOSERS (people I love and value very much)

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Narnia??

yo uh quick question what happened to the kids from narnia when they went back to their normal human settings?? I can just imagine it going down like

"ay-AY WE'RE ALIVE! and kids again! This is awesome- SHIT I HAVE CALCULUS DUE ON WEDNESDAY TAKE ME BACK" *stares of horror*

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HELLO

I HAVE RETURNED WITH ANOTHER THEORY. Cinderella is actually Batman. heAR ME OUT-

Cinderella's parents died. Batman's parents died. Alfred is actually the fairy godmother, I mean c'mon he gifted cinderella practically the equivalent of a batmobile. Why did Cinderella leave the ball at exactly when the clock struck midnight? Because the fairy godmother told her? orr.....because SHE HAD TO SAVE THE CITY.

I rest my case.

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Villainy

I'm a villain. Except I'm not the fan favourite villain.

You know how some villains are all grandeur, and revolutionary and messing up the main character's dreams and goals?

Yeah no I'm the minor annoyance villain that exists for the sole purpose of mildly annoying the protagonist with my failures acting as temporary comic relief and I die by the second paragraph of the 12th chapter in the first book.

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Bathrooms and Apollo

Okay, genuine question, is the bathroom some sort of sacred space dedicated to Apollo? Because my less-than-average singing voice turns into a vessel I can use to belt out Mariah Carey-level notes, hold Ariana Grande-level high keys, and Whitney Houston-level riffs.

I'm pretty sure if I somehow fit in a piano in the bathroom, my basic piano skills would allow me to somehow play pieces that made Ludovico Einaudi's jaw drop.

I mean....with the evidence, I suppose I make a valid point.

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Riordenverse characters as things me/my classmates have said (Pt.1)

Percy: *does what Chiron asks him to do without messing anything up*

Percy: Am I a good boy? Am I a good boy??????

Chiron: *mildly surprised* I think you might just be one!

Leo: NO YOU'RE NOT, YOU SUCK!

Percy: *pounces on Leo*

Chiron: I take that back.

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Apollo Kids

Nobody:

Literally nobody:

Not a single demigod:

Apollo kids upon finding out their powers: So I'm basically the main character of a Disney Musical who sings whenever something's wrong. Great.

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The Argo Musical

Do you ever just....wonder what the 7/8 were doing when not fighting monsters? Like....Imagine if:

Leo starts singing

Percy Joins in

Piper joins bcs she's just an amazing qween like that

Jason comes bcs piper's enjoying i wanna try too

Annabeth rolls her eyes and joins too bcs they're idiots but they're my idiots

Hazel would be shy, but rocking it with her 80's/70's dance moves

Frank would just be a really good singer

Nico would pretend to despise it but secretly smile bcs he's loving it all while being dragged by Jason (they had a bonding moment and now Jason's convinced he and Nico can be/are friends)

And Coach Hedge would be telling them to keep apart but also humming the tune if not jamming out

THE GROUP BEING ACTUAL FRIENDS AND NORMAL TEENS GUYS THATS SO LOVELY IM GONNA GO CRY NOW

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Percy Jackson and the time his stupidity-

*every monster that ever tried to kill Percy arguing over who almost succeeded* *Percy's stupidity enters the group*: Sup guys *All monsters quiet*

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Son Of Neptune and Memes

Percy Jackson when Nico pretends not to know him in HOO: