#batman memes

[robs-your-robins]

Green Arrow: Say, Bats, you probably had a bad childhood.

Batman:

Green Arrow: No, don't get me wrong, it's just we were discussing how kids from bad childhoods-

Batman: But I didn't.

Green Arrow:

Batman: My parents were supporting and loving, they had marriage struggles but I didn't know about them as a kid, they were tough but fair. I was cherished as a child.

Green Arrow:

Batman: I was adored, Green Arrow. They let me have ice cream cake if I got As but never put any pressure on me to force myself to meet academic achievement for treats.

Green Arrow:

[papayafromtv]

i will forever stand by the fact that if Dick has eldest daughter syndrome then Jason has irresponsible estranged aunt syndrome.

Dick, to Damian: you have to hold my hand when we cross the street.

Damian: Richard-

Dick: LOOK BOTH WAYS

*meanwhile, two blocks away while Jason lets Tim do donuts on his motorcycle*

Jason, to Tim: yeah i can get us some weed. you know me and Roy used to take edibles and then take a bunch of paintball guns to an old abandoned railroad to role play as war veterans in the middle of a high-stakes battle, it’s so fucking fun i gotta teach you and Dami sometime, just don’t tell Dick or Bruce-

Tim: *starry eyed, listening with awe*

[lisholoz]

[jbharts]

It's called fashion, Bruce

another repost from my Instagram in 2021

[wingo5]

Waiting on a new Apple Pencil so enjoy some supersons I drew with my fingers :3

[bookspined-batman]

I like the humor and irony of Jason being the only BatKid that calls Bruce dad.

Dick never got the hang of it, past sentimental occasions. He usually uses Bee or just Bruce. (Same with Steph, who’s never called him dad.)

Tim never got past the “yes sir/no sir” and doesn’t typically address him with an informal title or name. And Duke has parents, and when he came around he used the same respectful manor of addressing him.

Damian and Cass both use formal alternatives, mostly father, though Cass used to say “Pa” when she first moved into the manor.

But as much as Jason tries to use Bruce or Batman to piss him off, he fell so quickly into the habit of Dad that he ends up being the only one who uses it.

[erasingrain]

Nightwing crawling through vents to break Batman out of Arkham and running into Batman breaking himself out of Arkham

🫵😲!!! 🫵🦇!!!

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Dicks face in the next panel has me cackling

These two I swear

Batman: Shadow of the Bat #3