"We're sometimes here to help"

im gonna have to put you on hold

[permitoffice]

THE DEPARTMENT OF HERMIT PERMITS NOTICE BOARD

Our team of dedicated and loyal staff would like to give you a warm welcome to the wonderful world of permits and permits and permits and permits and p

\\ OFFICE TRADING HOURS //

Monday CLOSED Tuesday CLOSED Wednesday CLOSED Thursday CLOSED Friday CLOSED Saturday CLOSED Sunday OPEN 2PM-3PM (5 minute break included) Every April 1st OPEN 9AM-5PM

\\ WE VALUE YOUR FEEDBACK! //

If you would like to suggest any areas of improvement, please do hesitate to send us a message through the complaints box. We will totally definitely look forward to reading them!

READ BEFORE SENDING MAIL: i get really silly and sometimes a bit passive aggressive (its funnier okay) so prepare to be trolled

\\ CUSTOMER NOTICES //

In place of the outdated trading hours schedule, our staff would like to inform you that the Permit Office is INDEFINITELY CLOSED for business. We apologise for the inconvenience and we appreciate your cooperation. @dhpbackrooms is evil dont associate (/joke i love them so much)

say hi to sister location @hermit-permits where you can get ACTUAL REAL PERMITS dont come to me ill troll you

Helpful information hyperlinks!! timezones? complaint boundaries?

Thank you for visiting the Department of Hermit Permits! We hope you have enjoyed your stay! Please do not come back soon!

[permitoffice]

Can I have a permit for sculk veins?

I’ll scare people away from tapping the glass if I get it

of course of course anything to get them away

[permitoffice]

so with the neon pink wallpaper can we get ,,um,,,,,

cyan accents,,please ,,,,,

pick and cyan... are you trying to turn our government service into a propaganda house?

[permitoffice]

can i have the permit to be able to do anything i want

that's called free will but uh. there are grey areas !! you'll have to be more specific, can't fool us

[permitoffice]

≈≈ _@ii

the snail is rapidly approaching

didn't we purge those ages ago??

[permitoffice]

*throws glitter at you*

you are NOT permitted to do that

[permitoffice]

does anyone know if the permit office is still open?

[permitoffice]

ahahah they don't know this is a gimmick blog...

[galaxy-lilies]

Excuse me do you have a moment to talk about your permit’s extended warranty

[permitoffice]

does anyone know if the permit office is still open?

[permitoffice]

permit office but instead of sad beige wallpaper we get neon pink

you'd have to consult our manager

[permitoffice]

[arianagriand3]

I consulted the manager! He said yes! Pink up, loves.

[permitoffice]

that's ABSURD!!! you can't tell the Government what to do!!

[arianagriand3]

Well I just did, didn't I? :) chop chop, I've mailed over some lovely pink wallpaper and some glitter for the counters! and who can forget the pink glittery gelpens?

[permitoffice]

WHO does she think she IS.

[permitoffice]

permit office but instead of sad beige wallpaper we get neon pink

you'd have to consult our manager

[permitoffice]

[arianagriand3]

I consulted the manager! He said yes! Pink up, loves.

[permitoffice]

that's ABSURD!!! you can't tell the Government what to do!!

[permitoffice]

Can I come out of exile I swear I have my permits

-[ @ask-grian ]

by no means are we paid enough to find your stasis chamber and flip it LOL !!

[ask-grian]

NO ONE GETS PAID WE DONT MAKE ANY PROFIT. Let me out or so help me void

[permitoffice]

even LESS of a reason to help you if i've heard anything of it !!

[permitoffice]

permit office but instead of sad beige wallpaper we get neon pink

you'd have to consult our manager

[permitoffice]

[permitoffice]

guys i got sick

[permitoffice]

permit office but instead of sad beige wallpaper we get neon pink

you'd have to consult our manager

[permitoffice]

I have been wanting to ask a question and have been waiting at the front desk for the last 20...

I haven't seen anyone yet but the music is quite a bop (It glitches a little so I think your jukebox might be broken, might want to get that fixed)

i think you'd find it's perfectly fine. might just be in your head

[permitoffice]

Hey, can I take a nap in the waiting area? Like, right here? Is that fine?

it's closed off but the floor is free real estate until we close in like two minutes. how desperate are you to be sleeping in a government building ??