Passionately Texpat.

Alexandra Paige | 24 | Native Texan, Colorado Resident | I enjoy long, romantic walks to the refrigerator. |

[pernistotle]

heart: treat yo self

bank account: please dear god do not do that

[mizar113]

[delta-breezes]

[lolenka]

[aibaaina]

[mydemisee]

[camllo]

I thought I had a favorite color but then I saw your eyes

[idiot-titan-shifter-deactivated]

wake up america

[enrichmentpumpkin]

this is to educate my non-American followers. This really is how the US sees itself. (and yes, 95% of the time, Florida = WHAT?!)

In Florida the more North you go, the more “South” you get 

In Florida the central part pretends to be the south, the western part pretends to be the northeast and the south pretends to be the west I’m not even kidding you 

[ninjaboots]

… Please tell me you guys are kidding.  

[savannahgambino-deactivated2023]

Florida is like it’s own country I swear

[interruptingpanda]

I’m from Florida and I can confirm this. Also, South Florida is basically Miami and alligators.

[pumpkinskull]

oh, i always assumed florida was part of The South?

[jimmyfury]

north florida is yes. The rest is not.

[kittydoom]

I’m from Florida, and grew up in SC/NC. Can confirm all true. 👍

[wilwheaton]

Um. This is so wrong.

[oswinstark]

You’re forgetting the part where California sees itself as its own entity.

We do not want to be grouped in with everyone else, thanks.

[kichizone]

[manwiththesquidhat]

clearly none of you have ever met someone from texas

[angelchangsta]

Reblogging for the Texas one cause 100% true 😂

[bombing]

[tries to crowd surf at a TED talk]

[lilcontinent-deactivated2015070]

[pernistotle]

[rumbelles-deactivated20171203]

My dear Belle, you are so ahead of your time.

[itsagifnotagif]

I actually have so much love for dogs

[sweaterfemme-deactivated2025081]

okay now they have a wnba player and her fiancee talking about their dogs and her fiancee talked about how she proposed by putting the ring on her dogs collar and then she (the basketball player) was like “i was so surprised because i had already bought a ring and i was planning on proposing!” so then she dressed up their other dog in a wedding dress and proposed back and im just like. love is real everybody 

[sweaterfemme-deactivated2025081]

this is pretty gay 

[tatted-black-widow]

So gey

[teathattast]

🌍🌎🌏

[stushiroll-deactivated20200406]

This is the Earths theme tune🙌🏻

[metallikato]

I feel like we all need to thank New Zealand for the groovy ending

[shaolinbynature]

Some of us might not have known her as Debbie Reynolds, the award-winning actress, dancer, singer, and humanitarian. Or as the beautiful Carrie Fisher’s mother. But for millions of us growing up as children, she was Aggie Cromwell, the witty, magical grandma we all wished we had. Although we know she’s more than a former character on Disney Channel, she affected the childhoods of many, including my own, teaching us life lessons that we carried with us into adulthood.

Thank you, Debbie Reynolds. May you be at peace with Carrie. We’re going to desperately miss you both.

[robotfxckr-blog]

Can you hear me sobbing

[r0rschach]

Omfg who made this where is this from???

[tropicoastalart]

@aniicky @duskdragonxiii @windycube