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rv1994

I’m laughing so hard bc Niall’s bodyguard had to dress up for the party as well

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Small town culture is knowing that there are Old Folks with strange nicknames but never knowing the stories behind them.

Of course, I made the mistake of asking why everyone calls this one guy Brickaday and it turns out that he worked at a brickyard for 40 years, stealing exactly one brick every day and making no particular efforts to conceal the theft. Nobody thought anything of it until years later he was discovered to have built three houses.

His boss is said to have shrugged and made some remarks about the importance of coming up with a plan and sticking to it.

I‘m trying to arrange my face into an appropriate approximation of silent bafflement and failing miserably.

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i appreciate brickaday

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pr1nceshawn

So Much Bigger Than I Thought!

How Many Earths Would Fit Inside The Sun

If The Moon Was Replaced By Saturn

Prop Used For Close-Ups In The LOTR Movies

United States Compared To The Moon

Traffic Light

Road Signs

Michaelangelo’s David

Great Pyramid Of Giza Compared To A Human

Size Comparison: Titanic Vs. Modern Cruise Ship

Humpback Whale And Diver

Salt Water Crocodile

Giant African Land Snail

A Full Grown Wombat

Leatherback Sea Turtle

Eagle Talon Vs. Human Hand

Gorilla’s Hand

rv1994

I’m laughing so hard bc Niall’s bodyguard had to dress up for the party as well

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thedailystyles

“I worked with Harry, as an actor, on Dunkirk, in LA (I do sound). He could not have been more gracious and helpful. It’s not fun having a microphone taped to your body, but in this process he was very accommodating. But there’s more than that, and there’s a story about him that I tell people when they ask about Dunkirk. After work one night, my wife and I had to take my son to the ER, and he was admitted to the hospital. So I had to miss the next day of work (everything worked out and he’s fine). When I returned to work the day after that, and Harry arrived on set and he saw me, he bee lined straight to me, by-passing several others, and wanted to know immediately how my son was doing. I was blown away. It’s a testament to who he is: a human before a star. Even though when it comes to the latter, he IS gigantic. When we finished I asked him what was next (knowing he had just signed a massive recording contract). He was off to Jamaica immediately to write the album.”

— Zachary Wrobel (worked on sound utility on ‘Dunkirk’)

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Damn, look how ripe these soda’s are. Almost ready for peeling.

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oof….

Now this is perfection. nice and juicy

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call that a freshlight

ramenfuneral

nothing like deep dicking an ice cold frussy

verygayandverytired

learning how to read was the biggest mistake of my life

actual-factual-misandrist

i actually can’t believe that no one on my dash is talking about rihanna

in the red dress

in ocean’s 8

mjalti

me, interacting with another 20+ year old on tumblr:

bunniope

me walking into the grocery store to buy everything bagels

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Hohoho! I like this post! If I made it i would have written ginger ale instead of everything bagels but that’s fine that you wanted to make a post about bagels instead of ginger ale this time around I get it

bunniope

me going back to the grocery store because i forgot ginger ale