Shitty Puns Are My Life

Quinn - 15 - NZ

[meanplastic]

[babydreamgirl-deactivated201902]

????????????????????????????? oh my god???

[i-peed-so-hard-i-laughed-deacti]

Bermuda Triangle

[kingletsplay]

2006 ray was a golden one

[michaeljones]

x

[cheeze225]

I agree with both these statements immensely.

[thebeardedsith-deactivated20240]

I totally had to do the thing

[mutualize]

[heyfunniest]

my life in a picture

[cheese24k]

[kushkissesz]

LMFAO I’M AT WORK & I’M LITERALLY HOLDING MY NOSE SHUT SO I DON’T LAUGH TOO LOUD OMG

[maaarine]

[memewhore]

I just laughed so loudly I startled myself.

[thexfiles]

when you get validation and reassurance

[sannao75]

[evilfgt]

[steveogers]

the mcu government: captain rogers, if you go after the winter soldier you will become a fugitive of the state, hand over barnes, sign the accords, and this will all end. do you want to be a criminal??

steve:

[celebrityministry]

[vampirezigzagoon]

[bob-belcher]

when u overhear some good tea and its lowkey none of your business 

[museum-of-artifacts]

A road sign pointing the way to a brothel in Pompeii, 79 AD

[dongboss]

*carves a dick and balls into the cobblestone road* this way for tittys

[mooozer]

[no-chill-at-all]

[weloveshortvideos]

Sing this when someone calls u weird

[caption-action]

Person: You’re weird Person with glasses: [sings] You’re ordinary and boring look at me I’m already soaring

[keisuk3-deactivated20160705]

[xxxxxxxxxx9y-blog]

*smoke emiting from clenched fist*

woman: OOOOoOOH NoO!!!! It’s meelltIINNGG!!

*ring melts off woman’s hand*

woman: MY PRECIOUS POWERRrRR RING! GONE FOORRVVERrrr..

woman: *screams like a pterodactyl* 

[yamino]

I read the description and though “surely it’s not actually like that”