WHERE'S REZNOV !?

FUCK. YOU.

[boyplushie]

"isn't he so cute?" *picture of the wettest most pathetic looking guy you've ever seen*

[perrserker33]

mudsdale100​:

D –> I’m requesting your company

:33 < on it boss!!

[mudsdale100]

D –> Nepeta

D –> Nepeta

[perrserker33]

:33 < thats me baby!

[perrserker33]

D --> Yes 

:33 < you uh want i should take care a him boss?

[perrserker33]

@mudsdale100

:33 < this guy botherin you toots?

[perrserker33]

:33 < quit harassing my wife bud

[perrserker33]

:33 < go wifey go

[perrserker33]

:33 < all equiuseseseses have big ol honkers i guess. neat !

[perrserker33]

:33 < when I show people pictures of the equistie

[despazito]

[perrserker33]

:33 < WE LOVE OUR WIVES HERE !!!

[calellon]

saw this on reddit and uhhh would anyone like to live this life

[mudsdale100]

D –> The dancing bird is Nepeta

[emailmore]

oh hey youre finally awake u hit your head on a brick ouch.!! glad youre ok ^_^.... (holding a second brick behind my back!)

[perrserker33]

mudsdale100​:

D –> Nepeta, 100k

D –> :2

:33 < whatcha got there stallion? oooh a wittle horse emoji. good on ya partner. :2

[mudsdale100]

D –> I f33l like a f001 and a 100ser

D –> Shamefoal in every definition of the word

[mudsdale100]

D –> The :33 lives in my head rent fr33, and yet I forgot to double it, as if possessed by a single-mouthed feline with no hive training

D –> Luckily the love of my life isn’t 100king, or I really w001d have broken down to my bare essentials

D –> I’m done thinking about it now, direct your gaze upon someone more pathetic if pawssible

[mudsdale100]

D –> I haven’t said anything about my wife in a couple of posts

D –> I’m still obsessed with her, in case anyone was wondering