Its A Me

MARIO

[imactuallyallergictolimes]

that moment of intimacy with the person who adjusts your seat belt on a roller coaster

[whitepeopletwitter]

[anxietyproblem]

[tchaikovskaya]

people who arent punctual freak me out im so stressed. what do you mean the event starts at 6 and you’ll pick me up at 5:50 even though I live 20 minutes from the venue? what do you mean being 10 minutes late is “no big deal”? what if there’s no parking and nowhere to sit? what then? i need to be there at 5:45 just to be sure and you’re like Oh Whatever Dude... ARE YOU OKAY

[internet-sentences]

[rcktpwr]

this is fucking me up because it almost feels true

[loveless-dream]

Climate change has been causing a decrease in bugs

[tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva]

everyone in this thread doesn’t clean up dog feces regularly

[bob-belcher]

a detailed list of things I hate:

hot weather

high temperatures

heat

warmer than average conditions

[primordial0riginator]

Our house in the middle of our

House

[godshelltarget]

[sanikkudesu]

Gmod props

[ruinedchildhood]

[halogenic]

[o6eiyrskb4hg7rix8hih-deactivate]

why would they use that image for this

[anxietyproblem]

[light-synth]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[dailyhorrorfilms]

Friday the 13th Part VI: Jason Lives (1986)

[breakyoursoulapart]

When diarrhea comes at you like an 80s slasher villain.

[pettycentral]

[gifyourass]

[cupcakelogic]

hired

[the-golden-onion]