ayo it's ya girl

I've met the most insufferable people, but they've also met me.

[menelaiad]

just cried so hard at this that i actually nearly threw up

[heedra]

In elementary school, my best friend and I had this game we would play where we were school supplies living inside a child's desk and going on slice-of-life adventures inside it. And I remember that a key component of our school supply society was a sort of religious schism that existed around the purpose and nature of the giant hand that occasionally reached in to grab different citizens, use them, and then return them, because most school supplies considered this an auspicious and enviable moment of being selected for a greater purpose and allowed a glimpse of a vast truth, but pencils considered it a horrible portent of doom because they always got sharpened during it and came back smaller and closer to death. We were third graders btw.

[zerosocialskillz]

I'm pulling these tags out prev

[socialistfremenist]

[troublepunk-ldn]

me as a teenager: man it sucks to have no privacy or autonomy but i guess its for a good reason. when i turn 18 i will realise how young i was and understand why they did all that.

me as an adult: teenagers are an oppressed class, their abuse is normalised and systemic and they need to start killing people

[melonsharks]

promise???? 😳😳😳

[gracerockyyes]

Curses, foiled again!

[sailatina3]

I like characters who are women and they suck and are bad people. Bonus points if she never really faces consequences.

[goodieprocter]

This one goes out to my cat (and also @justcakethanks of course)

[syn4k]

"lock in" is probably one of the most important phrases to enter the public lexicon in the 2020s

[joyflameball]

[acanfullofspiders]

Old habits die hard...

[occudo]

They wear suits, but they don't even know basic etiquette.

Based on @cowardsexual 's post of a very sleepy phm science team and Grace's teacher instincts

[doublexuann]

eva stratt went from #6 to #2 since i checked … my sleeper hit queen who has done nothing wrong

[42autisticfrogs]

most beautiful thing ive ever seen

[givenmyheart-achangeofmood]

do you ever consider that the entirety of tumblr is in a massive thrum about phm. we're in an eridian thrum, guys. we're all collectively Thinking Big and somehow coming up with new things to be devastated about

[galacticsabc]

Go! Rocky, Go!

[kaomojiloser]

spoiler alert: he ended up developing a false sense of security.

[rainfeather13]

Everyone SHUT UP she’s TRENDING !!!!