Very Silly Frog

pfp by my wonderful Callistoling annoying frog person | they/them local autistic fanguy, artist and queerbie

[42autisticfrogs]

hihi ig i have to make an intro post since i have like *checks blog* more than 2 followers

This blog is mostly just me yapping abt wtv comes to my mind and being the funniest person I can be :3

(putting it all under the keep reading tab so it doesn't take up my whole screen lol)

Name(s): Frog, Stew, Dawn, literally any name you can think of that you think I'll respond to, that fucker with the face, Autistic Frog, 42

Age: 1234567890 years old (minor)

Pronouns: they/them

Genderqueer/nonbinary sapphic

Fandoms: Iron Lung, Project Hail Mary, Dandy's World, tadc, Riordanverse, silk song and crk by association (dont ask, its complicated), Murder Drones, kog

I am Shelly Fossilan's #1 fan, she is literally me and I am literally her (we're both autistic)

*edit* chat stop adding to tag games ty T-T (ilysm but i get tagged in like 2 games a day) *edit edit* its oki now, ive stopped being tagged every 3 hours

basic DNI criteria, and if I see you interacting with me or someone I know in a way I find uncomfy, I will block you w/ zero hesitation

Mother: @not-offical-offical

Grandparent: @violetrosiecookie

45 other siblings: @gay-cheerios-offical @dnd-character-offical @aethinus @winterinkspill @biohazard-offical @watercolor-offical @the-king-of-beans-offical @garlic-bread-offical @radiation-poisoning-offical @autumnstar06 @perpetuallyconfusedindividual @untitledoffical @sok-offical @rain-offical @heraldofbooksthethird @shenanigan42 @chat-official @prehistoric-chihuahuas @the-cheese-offical @hunger-offical @purplemoon11 @mxtx-offical @unstable-cucumber @spooky-cryptid-friend @the-loonylunie-on-yt @psychotic-wizard-official @i-could-do-stuff2 @shinies-offical @moth-offical @unholyfrogspawn-offical @meme-offical @liminal-space-offical @quiet-girl-offical @hampter-offical @existing-offical @a-clown-offical @yourlocalfandomfriendo @britishteaaa @unshipper-offical @introver-offical @shiny-and-domsticated-dih @sm64-green-toad @8-ball-official @homeschooler-offical

my closest irl friends (they're so coolio guys): @nonightingales666 @lemonmoon2000 @exploding1kitten1balls

other accounts: @42artisticfrogs (my art blog) @number1shellyfan (shelly dedication page) @gay-frog-offical (officalverse blog)

Art Fight: 42autisticfrogs

@42_frogs_in_a_trenchcoat on ao3 :3

tags:

#frog speaks, #frog rambles, #frog yaps (all used interchangeably bc idc), #frog does art

last updated: 7/13/2026

[birdplushie]

i love a morally grey ruthless woman who will do whatever it takes to achieve her goals (that she believes are for the greater good) and is also constantly wracked with guilt about what she's had to do but can't show it so she just comes across as cold and unfeeling to everyone

[grac3yn]

eva stratt they could never make me hate you

[lemonmoon2000]

@42autisticfrogs

[ceruleanheaven]

i am always one wrong word away from being shot by all the people who find me tolerable

[sunny-draws-things]

GUYS PIRATING IS BAD.

DO NOT PIRATE ANYTHING. NOT SHOWS/MOVIES. NOT GAMES OR SAFER GAMES. AND CERTAINLY NOT BOOKS. AND DO NOT DOWNLOAD YOUTUBE VIDEOS. AND NEVER EVER EVER WATCH MUSICALS WITHOUT GOING TO THEM AND DONT USE ADBLOCKERS/OTHER ADBLOCKER TO AVOID ADS AND VIRUSES PIRATING IS VERY HARMFUL TO THE CORPORATIONS WHO WORKS VERY HARD TO TAKE ADVANTAGE OF PEOPLE AND THEIR MONEY. ANYONE WHO PIRATES IS BAD. BAD PIRATING. EVIL. OH AND THIS

[chewed-up-venison]

OHHH NOO WHAT WOULD HAPPEN IF THIS INFORMATION WAS RELEASED TO THE WIDER PUBLIC????? ALL THOSE EVIL INNOCENT CORPORATIONS WOULDN'T BE ABLE TO STEAL PEOPLE'S MONEYYYYY

THINK OF THE CORPORATIONS!!!

[kingdragon6]

Oh man, well at least there’s no way to avoid the paywalls for papers on scientific literature that can make scientific papers inaccessible to the people who wrote them. At least all the publishers get to horde that knowledge

[itsuwari-no-kibo-offical]

Oh how terrible it would be a shame if someone made a huge archive keeping relics of the past safe for future generations

[sodamnbored]

I know Tumblr is full of posts about the virtues of commenting on AO3 fics and such. But like. It works.

I just knocked out 8.5k words in one single day for a chapter update because of one reader leaving one of the most absurdly endearing comments I’ve ever gotten. That is unheard of levels of productivity for me.

The power of the fandom. The power of the comment.

[citrus-gh0st]

PLEASE COMMENT ON THE FICS YOU READ GUYS. EVEN IF ITS JUST A SIMPLE "loved this!!" OR "this was amazing 🥹" IT DOESNT HAVR TO BE ANINDEPTH ANALYTICAL PARAGRAPH. AS MUCH AS THOSE ARE ENJOYED, IM BEGGING YOU EVEN COMENTING A DMALL PHRADE CAN BOOST THE AUTHORS CONFIDENCE SO MUCH!! <33

[what-even-is-thiss]

I don’t like using horses in video games for the same reason I don’t like using cars irl. Gotta remember where I parked the damn thing.

[42autisticfrogs]

REALIST SHIT EVER

[koiagain]

fun game called pick at ur scalp until it bleeds

[42autisticfrogs]

and baby im going pro

[g1pper]

U should pirate more movies

[fragiledate]

the strongest bond is probably pad wings to themselves. the weakest is probably pad wings to your underwear

[galionne-vibin]

Everyone headcanoning White as having a terrible time visiting Green's family's farm and being grossed out by all the mud and the worms and whining about not having wifi and only going along because they want to make Green happy but what if it's the opposite. What if they love it

Suddenly there's no board meetings and shareholders and no emails and no one is fussed when they get a stain on their shirt and they're lent clothes that are a tad too big but comfortable and the meals are actual food with grease and salt and carbs and calories that are satisfying and filling to eat unlike White's usual "two canapés and a glass of wine" dinner and also they can touch?? The mud?? They can touch mud and grass and dirt with their own two hands and it doesn't bother anyone?? It doesn't instantly give them one million disease like they've always been told?? And maybe worms aren't that gross actually aND HOLY SHIT WAIT ARE THOSE STARS?! You can see the STARS here?? There's no light pollution?? woah holy shit... the stars.....

[intosnarkness]

legit the best advice i can give you: feed your friends

any time someone is in any kind of crisis or upheaval, offer to feed them. tell them they don't have to choose what it is if they can't make decisions, just ask about allergies and preferences and tell them you're just gonna make food happen at their house.

friend having a baby? delivery gift certificate to order food to the hospital after the kid shows up.

someone's relative passes away? offer to make them dinner.

buddy gets laid off? ask if you can order them lunch.

pal stuck in a depressive episode? offer to drive them to fucking mcdonalds, if that's what they want.

people in crisis are tired and sad and angry and the last thing most of them are doing is thinking about feeding themselves. so if you have the ability or time or money, providing that is always, always a good move.

legit i do this all the time, and it is 100% always appreciated. i have taught all my friends that when something happens, we feed each other. it makes people feel extremely cared for, and I cannot recommend it enough.

[sandersstudies]

Right after I reblogged this I found out a friends’ mom was hospitalized — this is such a good reminder

If you can, provide disposable plates/utensils and save them from doing dishes — when my husband was diagnosed with cancer, bulk paper products were our most appreciated gift

[daysleftofsecondterm]

the best thing about the internet is that you can do this even if you aren’t close- if your buddy lives in idk Japan, you can find their favourite takeout place and have them send food to their house. You can order a pizza for someone in Guam while living in Minnesota. There are no limits. Feeding your friends is unleashed.

[ghost-guard-13]

Simon: Hold the fuck up

Grace, who wasn't even talking: ???

Simon:...I'm the fuck up

Simon, on the verge of tears: hold me

[weirdo-offical]

Chat I’m gonna get a cane :3

My ankles have been killing me for the past almost 3 years and I really need one

I’m so happy

[42autisticfrogs]

YAYYYY IM SO HAPPY FOR YOU!!

[this-is-trans-joy]

Don’t care. Ryland Grace counts as a sexyman because they made him pathetic. They made him scream and cry at the slightest inconvenience. They made him sopping wet. Every other Ryan Gosling character wouldn’t count because he’s too conventionally attractive but Grace has the aroace swag that is absolutely VITAL to being a sexyman. I literally don’t give a shit you can kill me. You can kill me for this.

[anyataylorjoys]

The Watermelon Woman (1996) dir. Cheryl Dunye

[seeveekat]

Hey this movie is really important in queer history! It was the first feature length film directed by a black lesbian! You can watch it here for free!

I really recommend you do because while it is a rom-com (and a drama), it also looks at how the stories of black queers are over looked in history.

[galionne-vibin]

I really like the fandom interpretation of White as being a clueless nepobaby rather than a snooty rich asshole.

Their first line in the show is "Just like everyone else [...]", uttered right before bringing up their yacht and sommelier and high paying job handed down by mommy and daddy. They've been so completely sheltered that they've probably never interacted with the lower class directly, to the point where poverty is a vague, distant concept and they just assume the majority of people are like their """friends""" ("cops, influencers, children of politicians..."). Hell even when Yellow vents about corporate practices and Green asks "What's a capitalist?", White gleefully answers "Oh, that's me!" like they've never heard the term used in a negative context. They don't look down on poorer/not-rich people ; they barely even know those exist.

But then they board the Skeld.

Had they not been the first to die, I think it would have been really interesting to see how the events could/would have influenced them. Spending more time around Green, who comes from a worm farm and is the first in their village to pursue higher education ; talking with Yellow and Brown, the anticapitalist union leaders- and then when the imposter(s) start killing crewmates, getting hit with the realization that all their money and networking and business ties mean absolutely nothing.

They can't buy their way out- the murderous shapeshifting aliens don't care about money.

Their parents and associates aren't coming to help.

Even MIRA won't do a thing- as rich as White is, MIRA is richer. They'll cover up the incident in no time.

Basically I need this fucker to have a meltdown and existential crisis.