[heterophobian]

me: i’m really stressed

someone: just relax!!!!!

me:

[whitepeopletwitter]

[wadey-wilson]

no offense to 2020 but what the fuck

[twhkid08]

....nah, full offense to 2020. This is some bullshit.

[pglang]

this chapter of my life is called (damn bitch you sure you’re alright?)

[thecarolinitiative]

incels are at it again

[tonystarkstan]

me, taking a nap to avoid all my responsibilities: I can have a little unconsciousness. as a treat.

[shirleyjacksons]

i know this will make me sound old and boring but once i’m home for the night i’m home. i don’t like upsetting my plans even when i don’t have any. yes it’s only 8pm but i spent the whole evening believing i’m not going anywhere, i cannot perceive or be perceived right now, try again later

[snorlaxatives]

i’m pretty sure this scene changed an entire generation

[radicalserendipityy]

I still get unreasonably happy watching this wowow thank you this made my night

[mordecai-put-your-phone-away]

is this how that damn song became popular

[the-memedaddy]

[charlesoberonn]

No offense, Americans, but your impeachment process is a fucking joke.

[charlesoberonn]

Imagine a trial where half the jury members are the defendant’s friends and co-workers and the other half are the prosecutor’s friends and co-workers, and the verdict is decided based on their vote.

In any normal trial this jury would be disqualified, but in a Senate trial this is the only option. It’s fucking absurd.

[malus-syl-vestris-deactivated20]

Yeah we know

[yeehawlw]

‪adulthood is just experiencing this gif again and again until you ‬die

[callginalinetti]

this is the funniest thing i’ve ever seen

[1989taylorsversion]

I miss being 7 and designing a Valentine's Day shoebox and buying 25 little paper valentines with whatever I loved on them and writing them to each of my classmates and adding a little piece of candy to each valentine and dropping them in all my classmate's boxes and then opening my own box at the end of the day to discover 25 little valentines from the rest of my class showing what they all loved.... Oh to be a 7-year-old on February 14th

[elisabetholsens]

#me versus life

[michaun]

@murdershegoat

[la-paritalienne]

[caroldanversenthusiast]

THE SHADE