welcome to the bad medieval zone

percy, they/them, 22, i’ve watched the movie Holes once or twice

[brucebocchi]

[saintmelangell]

[icantspellthings]

Top 3 things people love insisting they don't have despite it being impossible

Pronouns

An accent

Bias

[mangonetics]

wow this pizza is great it's so good it's unreal *remembers the unreal engine is dogshit* I mean uh it's Source how good this pizza is

[nycswebhead]

theres a new villain roaming around new york that has all the powers of a tapir. give me an hour or two im gonna go google what the fuck tapirs do ill let you know if we need to be scared

[nycswebhead]

OK it seems if you are fruits or berries this is really really bad news for you otherwise youre fine

[hollow-head]

"who do you self insert as when you read?"

This is me when I read:

[dogpuppy]

[threedollarsdotcom]

weve decided not to move forward with you at this position because a meteor has hit our office and destroyed the whole shit big mode. we hope your job search goes well

[vinceaddams]

It's nice that loud noises don't stick to clothes like smells do. That would be really bad if they did.

[passumbapper]

did chikorita ever end up decreasing the increase or was that another of bidens failed promises

[beadyeyes]

Where's it made? Who brought it here? How much were they paid? Who makes it? Is it made in separate parts and put together? How much were they all paid to do this? Where do they get the materials? Who paid for that? Who brings it there? How much were they paid? Who streamlined the base materials? How much were they paid? Who gathered the base materials? Where? How much were they paid? Is it good for them? Is it good for us? Is it good for the land? Is it necessary? Is it biodegradable? How much does it hurt? Do I need it? Do I even want it?

[crawfishcomic]

Mappa Mundi

[wutheringheightsfilm]

every day it just concerns me how little compassion people have. no compassion for those living in the global south. no compassion for immigrants. no compassion for disabled ppl. no compassion for addicts. no compassion for prisoners. no compassion for children. like holy shit ...

[wutheringheightsfilm]

i made a separate post about this but actually there are plenty of people cough white people who care about animals more than they ever do human people . not what i'm talking about make your own post

[nourishedbytime]

[skele-lin]

Fishing day!

[charlestrask]

sexual thrill at the mere prospect of cataloging things in a database

[energyprison]

let me decide for each please

[flipchild]

Think like Windows... decide like Anubis

[shovelwareyaoi]

you can really tell when a guy character has become a tumblr popularboy because everything about him that can be wrung dry for overwrought angst is wrung dry for overwrought angst to the point of making him sound like a dog that's going to die at the end of a children's movie

[shovelwareyaoi]

[shovelwareyaoi]

i want to live in your world so badly