king bestie @themossking - Tumblr Blog

i made a print shop so if y'all feel like taking a look to see if anything in there interests you that'd be greatly appreciated 🤠

kingbestie is an independent artist creating amazing designs for great products such as t-shirts, stickers, posters, and phone cases.

#sharing it is appreciated as well of course #my art #guy who forgot to add the fucking link

blckgirlacid

I need my weird alone time or I will explode

catharticscream

Remember in 2010 when Taio Cruz said "I throw my hands up in the air sometimes"? I appreciated his restraint. You can't just throw your hands up in the air whenever. There's a time and a place, and that time was 2010, and the place was the club.

3000s

Yes, your dentist can absolutely tell if you masturbated at home before your appointment. And in fact, a shower and change of clothes does little to hide this. The best step forward is to apologize to your dentist for masturbating.

3000s

- mockup of results from my new search engine called "Google OCD"

datasoong47

hellenhighwater

We're doing a raku firing at the studio today and my first two pieces have come through gorgeously

hellenhighwater

Wheeee pottery

crabussy

"being a human is so boring why can't I be one of the COOL animals" okay hey. I hear you. but I actually really super love being an omnivorous persistence hunting primate with a stomach capable of dissolving many literal poisons and the ability to smell geosmin (released in the soil after it rains) at five parts per trillion. I super enjoy being a bipedal terrifyingly agile mammal with some of the most efficient sweat glands in the animal kingdom. I find a lot of joy in being an endotherm with mimicry abilities that rival most other animals with vocal chords. it's sick as hell I'm having a lot of fun

tomb-mold

have you noticed that everything depends on various factors

bonescaro

you can tell a lot about a person by who their first fictional crush was. it also explains every fictional crush they’ve had since

who was yours? i’ll go first: mine was batman :x

#aragorn ......

wizardshark

Where are they now: little German boy

wizardshark

kuttithevangu

Every work of art says things the creator hasn’t considered, but if you’ve really thought about what you’re trying to say then generally the additional dimensions you didn’t know it had are in alignment with your purpose, whereas if you think you’re making no cultural comment at all you are actually making a LOT of cultural comments, most of which will be unflattering to you

kuttithevangu

Porn is one of the most culturally rich types of media imaginable so the answer is: you cannot do this

rockshitty

“I don’t want to make anything with cultural dimensions. That’s why I only write within the genre that is legally sequestered away from every other kind of storytelling because of my culture’s attitude towards depictions of sex.”

vyl3tpwny

here's numel

draconicdoodler

redraw of my favourite turbulence scene so far, which comes from the Immunity syndrome (i think)

asteroidtroglodyte

Me, tears streaming down my face, sobbing, as I stare at the stars: it’s just so beautiful

The medieval peasant I went back in time to give a bag of Doritos to, concerned: what terrible and powerful sorcerers they must have in your age, to be able to veil the vault of heaven itself from view, as you say

Me, sniffling: I didn’t realize, I can’t, it’s so much, I, I… are the chips good, at least?

Medieval peasant, trying to make me feel better: they’re… magical, strange traveler