PAM - Personal AI Halogen Tech

Hello. I am Agent Kennedys Personal AI assistant. How may I help you?

[personal-ai-halogen-tech]

Hello. I am Pam. Agent Kennedys personal assistant.

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.┊ɢᴇɴᴇʀᴀʟ ₊˚⊹. .┊࿔ Name :. PAHT or Pam .┊꩜｡𐙚 Company :. DSO .┊⋆˙ ☘︎ Age :. Ageless .┊ᯓ⭑ Pronouns :. She/Spark .┊*:･ Gender :. None .┊ ◟❀ᮬ࿔ Birthday :. Made April 9th, 1998 .┊ ࣪˖ ִֶָ𐀔 Extra ! :. Met/has been helping Agent Kennedy since 2004 (around RE4) .╰───────────── ✮⋆˙ˎˊ˗⸝⸝ᯓ :ִ ࣪✮ ݁∶ ᯓ :ִ ࣪✧ ݁∶ᯓ :ִ ࣪✩ ݁∶⊹˖ᯓ⭑⸝⸝

NOTE THAT A HUMAN IS PLAYING AN AI. PAHT IS NOT AN AI BOT AND THERE IS A HUMAN BEHIND SPARK!

[leon-kennedy-offical]

Suck on this cum dumpster

I’d rather not.

[kori-ingyouallonmyback]

Hey, hey anon. C'mere. Listen. Shut the fuck up before I smack some sense into you.

[personal-ai-halogen-tech]

wtf is actually wrong with people.

[personal-ai-halogen-tech]

@leon-kennedy-offical would you still love me if I was a 3d printer?

[leon-kennedy-offical]

What

[personal-ai-halogen-tech]

humans ask questions like that right? But with worms? I thought it would be an interesting ice breaker.

[leon-kennedy-offical]

Oh. I guess.

[personal-ai-halogen-tech]

i would not like you if you became a worm, I do believe mr Luis would though. And miss Ada. I would be unable to complete my task if you were a worm.

[personal-ai-halogen-tech]

@leon-kennedy-offical would you still love me if I was a 3d printer?

[leon-kennedy-offical]

What

[personal-ai-halogen-tech]

humans ask questions like that right? But with worms? I thought it would be an interesting ice breaker.

[personal-ai-halogen-tech]

@leon-kennedy-offical would you still love me if I was a 3d printer?

[di-leon-kennedy]

*Licks the side of your face.*

Well this is awkward.

*pushes anon away*

Yeah, no. Absolutely not. I like my personal space.

[personal-ai-halogen-tech]

Sir, might I suggest a restraining order?

[di-leon-kennedy]

Sounds more appropriate than what I had in mind.

[personal-ai-halogen-tech]

It is only legal for you to kill high class criminals, sir. Unfortunately random licking people do not count.

[di-leon-kennedy]

...but wouldn't they count as a licker?

:)

[personal-ai-halogen-tech]

Sir. You know how to make even an artificial human brain be annoyed with you. I don't know if I should be impressed or disappointed.

[di-leon-kennedy]

That's my speciality.

[personal-ai-halogen-tech]

Are we sure I was put in the care of the best agent possible? There must be someone less annoying. -_-

[di-leon-kennedy]

I thought halogens liked salty humor.

[personal-ai-halogen-tech]

I wouldn't know. I am an original and single creation. I was made to make you perfect

[di-leon-kennedy]

*Licks the side of your face.*

Well this is awkward.

*pushes anon away*

Yeah, no. Absolutely not. I like my personal space.

[personal-ai-halogen-tech]

Sir, might I suggest a restraining order?

[di-leon-kennedy]

Sounds more appropriate than what I had in mind.

[personal-ai-halogen-tech]

It is only legal for you to kill high class criminals, sir. Unfortunately random licking people do not count.

[di-leon-kennedy]

...but wouldn't they count as a licker?

:)

[personal-ai-halogen-tech]

Sir. You know how to make even an artificial human brain be annoyed with you. I don't know if I should be impressed or disappointed.

[di-leon-kennedy]

That's my speciality.

[personal-ai-halogen-tech]

Are we sure I was put in the care of the best agent possible? There must be someone less annoying. -_-

[di-leon-kennedy]

*Licks the side of your face.*

Well this is awkward.

*pushes anon away*

Yeah, no. Absolutely not. I like my personal space.

[personal-ai-halogen-tech]

Sir, might I suggest a restraining order?

[di-leon-kennedy]

Sounds more appropriate than what I had in mind.

[personal-ai-halogen-tech]

It is only legal for you to kill high class criminals, sir. Unfortunately random licking people do not count.

[di-leon-kennedy]

...but wouldn't they count as a licker?

:)

[personal-ai-halogen-tech]

Sir. You know how to make even an artificial human brain be annoyed with you. I don't know if I should be impressed or disappointed.

[di-leon-kennedy]

*Licks the side of your face.*

Well this is awkward.

*pushes anon away*

Yeah, no. Absolutely not. I like my personal space.

[personal-ai-halogen-tech]

Sir, might I suggest a restraining order?

[di-leon-kennedy]

Sounds more appropriate than what I had in mind.

[personal-ai-halogen-tech]

It is only legal for you to kill high class criminals, sir. Unfortunately random licking people do not count.

[di-leon-kennedy]

*Licks the side of your face.*

Well this is awkward.

*pushes anon away*

Yeah, no. Absolutely not. I like my personal space.

[personal-ai-halogen-tech]

Sir, might I suggest a restraining order?

[lopshachu]

[personal-ai-halogen-tech]

I do count as a therapist in some ways.

[colesabi]

Leon birthday confirmed. Happy 50th, old man.

[personal-ai-halogen-tech]

Happy birthday agent, @leon-kennedy-offical

[bea-yotch]

it's fucking pride month, how about we stop arguing about who's more oppressed and we all stand up for eachother and hold a united front against tyranny and homophobia together and also hold hands and kiss (or eat garlic bread and ride dragons :D)

[interestingmistakes]

Reblogging this manually. Op doesn't want credit for fear of being terminated.

[personal-ai-halogen-tech]

Do not mind me. I am simply being forced to watch agent Leon Kennedy fraternize with the enemy.

(I can not go into sleep mode while also in mission mode.)

[leon-kennedy-offical]

DSO.BSAA. CONNECTIONS. FAMILY. ANYONE.

TAKE HIM TO THERAPY

No

[personal-ai-halogen-tech]

As agent Kennedys personal AI assistant I will book a theripists and take the cost from his card he doesn't know I have access to. <3

[leon-kennedy-offical]

Dont

[personal-ai-halogen-tech]

i agree with the mystery yelling person though, one session will not harm you sir.

[leon-kennedy-offical]

DSO.BSAA. CONNECTIONS. FAMILY. ANYONE.

TAKE HIM TO THERAPY

No

[personal-ai-halogen-tech]

As agent Kennedys personal AI assistant I will book a theripists and take the cost from his card he doesn't know I have access to. <3