From my tumblr blog - http://stupidokcupidmessages.tumblr.com/
I probably let this one go on for more than I should have, but eh. Clearly this one wasn’t going anywhere good anyway….
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Him: Hey there whats up
Me: Please read my profile before messaging me again, thanks.
Him: I read it and sorry. But still lol
Me: So, since you read it you must have deliberately ignored the sections about how I prefer to be contacted?
Him: Well yea. Other then message here yes and i am working alot so cant type a bunch
Me: So you’re saying that you intentionally contacted me in a way that my profile explicitly states not to? And you expect a polite and accepting response for that?
Him: Well i suppose you expect a bit. Much
Me: I think that asking that strangers follow 5 simple guidelines when contacting me isn’t really that much at all.. Do you remember them? Just in case, here’s a refresher:
1. Comment on my appearance (this includes ‘you’re cute,’ 'you’re hot,’ 'hey sexy,’ 'hi beautiful,’ etc.) 2. Message me with under a 60% match rating. 3. Bash poly, pan, ase, or pretty much anything or anyone. Except Hitler. Bash Hitler all ya want. 4. Message me a short, one-line message. This includes, but is not limited to 'hi,’ 'how are you?’ 'I’d love to get to know you,’ 'hey sexy,’ 'we should hang out,’ 'what’s up,’ etc. 5. Send msgs in chatspeak were u dont use punctuation n full wrds n stuf
Him: Yea i saw all of that. And guidelines make this harder
Me: So are you telling me that you have absolutely no guidelines?
Him: In speaking with ppl no
Me: Clearly spouting off whatever you want to whoever you want thus far has worked well for you so far, seeing as you’re here bothering me…
Him: I actually keep mesaage you cause its fun
Me: Not for me… Bye.
Him: Bye bye bitch :-P
THIS is why we need dating sims... Because guys in real life are assholes...
