Just-A-6üd3

previously known as just-that-asshole-withaknife. lost my previous account. header art by @ministarfruit. am just a dude that's tryna not get into fandoms cause of girls. He/They/It. obsessed with Yang Xiao Long, Amelia Watson and Stephanie Brown

[personwithaknife]

Just-a-6üd3

Likes RWBY, cold coffee, any and all women and a handful of men. Just trying to live life without getting into another fandom because of les

Old account. This is my new one

[hootlenoodle]

ma’am we’ve been dating for five years….. based off this post!

[gazeldhazel]

Did they change asks?

[gazeldhazel]

okay so. there's just a big fat "post" button where originally it was the "respond"?? to the ask?? and then post it?? like why the fuck did they change that??? this is literally just worse?? you have to hit EDIT, an entirely different button, faded out like three to the left, like it sucks. why is tumblr staff literally the worst at everything ever, i dont think they've done a single good thing in the last decade, genuinely

[gazeldhazel]

you have to hit the little pencil to actually. RESPOND TO THE ASK YOU GOT. i hate this website

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Tumblr really is like "we want more people to use this site! Let's make everything way more confusing to use! That'll bring in users!"

[tumblingxelian]

@staff why!?

[personwithaknife]

What tye fuck is this, staff?????

[personwithaknife]

I know ppl like to be like, "Ruby is like Summer, Yang is like Tai" an' so on.

Bur wouldn't Ruby act more like YANG than any of her other parents that she rarely, if ever, saw enough to imitate the behaviour of? If anythin', she'd me more like Qrow than Summer, with any action that resembles ger bein' purely accidental.

Summer died when Ruby was as young as like, three? Tai is. There. Somewhere. Raven is Raven, an' Qrow despite bein' alcoholic is there for em at least. Tye only constant in her life is probably Yang, I honestly think she acts more like her than shs does anyone else

[not-spiders]

here’s to all the weird little girls growing up into even weirder men

[injuries-in-dust]

And to all the weird little boys who grew up into weird women.

[nick-nonya]

and the weird little whatevers that grew up into weirder whatevers

[pjharvey-moved-deactivated20250]

making fun of americans is pretty much always ok if youre not doing it in an edgelord “you guys have so many school shootings” way or acting like we’re the only country that has racism. but like posts about americans and hamburger get me every time

[empress-hancock]

This is just objectively hilarious

[officerhaughtstuff]

You’ve heard of the Roaring 20s........

now get ready for the Screaming 20s - coming to a decade near you in 2020

[heterokatedison]

is it too early or can we start screaming now

[heterokatedison]

in retrospect perhaps we should have started sooner

[jorolle]

this post is the equivalent of a newspaper from the day of the outbreak being blown past by the wind after you wake up in a post apocalyptic world

[charlesoberonn]

[prettyinpinkcatgamer]

reblog to form a mighty faggot with your mutuals

[starwarspissorgy]

I also felt this part was hilarious and should be included

[i-post-hilarious-tweets]

[prettycottonmouthlamia]

Is this a fucking joke????

[prettycottonmouthlamia]

This is what I mean about content labels existing as a way to control and suppress posts. I don't believe for a fucking minute this post was automatically assigned. But of course, their stupid fucking AI mod exists so now there's no accountability. The machine cannot make a decision :)

[ateazure]

"and the stars look very different today..."

[anxeious]

this is making me emotional

[android-boywife]

it is so important that you are a little bit ugly. please get comfortable with having unplucked eyebrows and nonexistent jawlines and wrinkles. let your blue hair grow out into an uneven pale green and your clothes be old and mend them and modify them until they’re unique to you. wear lipstick which doesnt compliment your skintone and mismatched outfits which went out of fashion 5 years ago. be a little bit too loud and a little bit too passionate and as weird as you can be because oh my god there is nothing more disturbing to me than perfection. beauty is manufactured and sold to us and you need to realise that you are a fucking animal to live a joyful life I am so serious. you cant obsess over aesthetics forever please just live messily and make your body your home however you please.

if you dont do it for you, do it for all the teenagers who will see u in the street and know that they are not obligated to be attractive

[aceofpans]

fun fact being a little ugly makes you a lot pretty

[lonestarflight]

Apollo 17 vs Artemis II

[mementochao]

Despite everything, it's still you.

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That's really cool actually

[tanoraqui]

#excuse me but are you telling me that the Apollo pic is made with the help of the SUN and the Artemis one with the help of the MOON??? #that's actually so poetic i want to cry

@gorandomshesaid wait i need to sit with this one. wait.

[ginger-ale-official]

Jesus, after coming back from the dead: hey guys it’s me Jesus, just look at the scars on my hands

Thomas, a known freak: show us the feet as well please

[ginger-ale-official]

[ginger-ale-official]

Happy Easter everybody

[ginger-ale-official]

Every single Easter you monsters give me a million notes on this post

[slowpokegamer]

*looking at myself in the mirror*

Fanfiction is supposed to be cringy. You're allowed to write bad. You're allowed to be cringe. Fanfiction is supposed to be self indulgent. You're allowed to be cringe. Let yourself be cringe. Fanfiction is supposed to be fun. Stop putting arbitrary rules on yourself and be free.

[wherewolfwerewolf]

I need this affirmation today

[sistertaxon]

why are there so many posts about asexuals being immune to sirens. people. sirens don’t lure you in with sex (necessarily). they sing about whatever it is that you want most. they could sing about mothman or cinnamon toast crunch and guess what then your asexual pirate is fucking dead

[thesylverlining]

this is the only kind of ace discourse i ever want to see on my dash. the only kind. ever again. good job

[kittyknowsthings]

Do you think the sirens would be grateful that they finally get some variety? 

[systlin]

“Oh my god we can finally just sing about pasta thank the fucking gods.” 

[totohoy-blog]

I’m not asexual but I’m fairly certain sirens would do a far better job luring me into the depths with a song about pasta rather than sex…

[systlin]

I mean. 

“WHAT THE FUCK STAY AWAY FROM THE ROCKS.”

“FUCKER THEY SAID THEY HAVE FETTUCCINE CARBONARA AND HOT GARLIC BREAD OVER THERE HANG ON BITCH.” 

[musicalhell]

This is true; Odysseus heard them promising him knowledge of the future.  So the next time you see artwork like this:

Remember those sultry naked chicks are saying “We’ll tell you the winning lotto numbers.”

[fuckstaffposts]

Them: “We have unlimited wifi at incredible speeds~” Me: *diving headfirst into the water*

[rpluvsyj]

This post is a blessing

[wittyusername97]

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[kitvalkyrie]

Oh my god sirens were literally scam websites

[10thingsihateabout-all-yall]

Oh my god they were phishing