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The dance scene but with Roper instead of Roxana...

NO! NO! WAIT! Jonathan is Roxana, Roper is Jonathan! Jonathan is trying to make the dadson happen. There it is!

#shit now i have to write this #(i won't tho because i haven't written in months)#(and i don't have the mental energy or the time)#there's also a version with teddy as roxana #seducing his stepdad and getting his dad in bed as well #so many options #the night manager #jonathan pine #teddy dos santos #richard roper

The dance scene but with Roper instead of Roxana...

#the thought just entered by mind and was too powerful to be contained #makes no narrative sense #would require a complete AU to make it work #but it's in my head now and it's not going away #the night manager #jonathan pine #teddy dos santos #richard roper

Checking ao3 fandom tags that never (or hardly ever) contain MM fics on an almost daily basis because you never know, today might be the day. It never is.

#rivals #bridgerton #dalgliesh #so many others #(this is how I've ended up reading more het recently)#(FMM was the gateway drug)

morgenlich

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Just let Rupert and Tony hatefuck already. And let Declan watch.

#rivals #rupert campbell black #tony baddingham #declan o’hara #when both ao3 *and* canon let you down where do you turn?#make rivals gay

Any chance the Rivals ao3 fandom can get a little less straight this series?

#rivals #i'd take literally any m/m at this point #or f/m/m #(those rupert/taggie/declan fics are responsible for me being open to reading more het in general)

Thinking about Series 3 of Doctor Foster, and if Tom isn't gay with extreme daddy issues, I don't want it.

#doctor foster #tom foster #simon foster #i want those dadson fics ao3 #don't disappoint me #(hopefully by the time s3 comes out i'll have the time to write something myself)#i'm still mad at bertie #but i still want to read all the smut about him and his characters #because he is hot and i am shallow #(he's even making me read het ffs)

allthingswhumpyandangsty

“you cannot ship these two fictional characters because—” actually I can because they are not real people. they are just toys I play with. you cannot apply real-world morality to fiction or how strangers play with their imaginary toys in their imaginary sandboxes.

you can, however, curate your own internet experience by minding your own business, muting/blocking/scrolling past what upsets you but does not hurt anyone in real life in any way, shape or form.

allthingswhumpyandangsty

“ship whatever you want except xyz. there is a limit” so you miss the entire point of what I just said 👌🏻

there is, in fact, no limit. I may be uncomfortable with it, I may even find it unpleasant/disturbing, but my personal feelings are not rules that can be applied to other people, and they absolutely do not justify shaming or harassing other people.

Barely posting but somehow pissing some people off for reasons my stupid autistic brain will never understand, but will obsess over for weeks, is why I second guess everything.

#maybe this is what i need to shitpost freely #i created this blog to shitpost #then someone followed me and i got immediately self-concious

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Bertie Carvel as Adam Dalgliesh Dalgliesh 1.02 (2021)

#adam dalgliesh #bertie carvel #i've been obsessed with this scene since it aired #if only they let us see that tear fall...

Every time I see EastEnders making an effort with a mental health storyline for a male character, I get angry about how they handwaved away Max's all over again. All because them taking Max's seriously would mean having to admit that what the Beales (and Phil and the others) did deserved far more punishment than they got.

#eastenders #max branning #one of the many grudges that keeps me from watching #phil and ravi have done so much worse than max as well #yet they get the works and redemption #while max's mh got brushed aside and his every mistake is brought up constantly

Just finished Young Sherlock, so like any sane rational person, I'm thinking about Moriarty fucking Sherlock's entire family (yes, all four of them) and making Sherlock watch.

#young sherlock #james moriarty #sherlock holmes #(if the dad wasn't so cartoonishly evil i'd be going even further down the holmescest route)

Right when I needed it most, my favourite terrible fic has returned. (Kind of.)

#everybody fucks everybody #how soap fic should be

Poor Martin Fowler. His first best mate/crush died before he could shag him, and then he died before his second best mate/crush started shagging men for money.

#eastenders #martin fowler #zack hudson #kush kazemi #this plot sounds like something from the fics i plan but never write

pervertedbraindump

I would question why using the term yaoi makes me feel like I'm appropriating despite being a gay man who has been reading about men fucking each other for over half his life, but I'm not sure I want to get into it.

pervertedbraindump

Against my own wishes, I've thought about this some more and it's not limited to "yaoi", it's all vocabulary popular online. And I think it comes from a fear of being told I'm using it wrong. Which in itself stems from a fear of being perceived. (Also not really an age thing, I've had a fear of using slang since I was a teen.)

For example, I was told I was probably autistic about three and half years ago now (and have been stuck on a waiting list ever since) and I've slowly been realising that some of the things I do would likely be considered stims, but would I feel comfortable calling them that? Absolutely not. Out of fear that someone could call me out on using it wrong.

#everything comes down to a fear of doing something wrong #i don't use emojis for the same reason #i even cringe and second guess myself when i use the word emoji #(i am aware that this is pathetic)

I would question why using the term yaoi makes me feel like I'm appropriating despite being a gay man who has been reading about men fucking each other for over half his life, but I'm not sure I want to get into it.

#i miss 'slash'#never really been a fandom guy either tbh #i've always just been here for the fic #and being on the outskirts means very little makes sense to me

I appreciate the commitment to giving Peter a new daddy every film, and I'm sure Frank will fill the role well, but I'm still disappointed it's not Matt.

#spiderman #spider man brand new day #(don't really care about marvel anymore)#(just here for the inevitable fic)

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