all you know is eat hot chip and lie

my name is zoey and i love cats a lot

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save him

[captainfawful]

He has no freedom,

He has no time.

This Kong

Must attone for his crimes.

[broshi-4-lyfe]

[perzikatt]

that mbmbam question about the guy peeling a whole lemon but its fitzroy talking about argo

[wet-monsoon]

i’m convinced that the ice age franchise won’t end until the squirrel that always chases after the nut gets an equally hideous girlfriend with Squirrel Tits™ and eyelashes

[wet-monsoon]

no….. No

NO

[claratyler]

No you don’t understand, I have this entire developed theory about the Ice Age universe which has been cooking up in my mind and has only be reinforced by the latest 5th installment. Scrat is the god of the Ice age universe. The story began with him and the story will end with him. If there weren’t hints before, in this latest installment, it becomes clear that Scrat’s actions dictate what happens on Earth and to the protagonists. Yes, maybe Scart’s only goal is to get the nut, but his actions SHAPE what happens in the film. If we needed any further proof then may I point out something Buck said in the 5th film along the lines of “we’re 6 mins early! Somebody up there likes us!” That phrase is usually used to refer to a god and in this case it’s used to refer (unknowingly) to scrat!

However, there is an ALTERNATE theory that I have been working on. What if Scart isn’t the god of the ice age universe, but rather, the NUT is? As i have already said, Scart’s actions shape the course of the story but what motivates Scart? That’s right: the nut, it is truly because of the nut that Scart does what he does that leads to the events that take place in the story. This would create an interesting metaphor here. Scrat is chasing the nut like man chases divinity. So when will the Ice Age saga end?? When Scart finally gets the nut for good. When man catches God.

[wet-monsoon]

[busket]

i didnt even read this but im laughing at how many times scrat is typoed as scart

[creature-enjoyer29]

“what motivates Scart? That’s right: the nut” is the funniest fucking string of words I’ve read in my life

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[hearthome-deactivated20210601]

uh oh sisters!!!! *guillotine noise*

[gunpla]

[fuks]

[dslitemoved-deactivated20190720]

me in divorce court: wow epic fail

[slimetony]

your honor these alimony payments are cringey

[onceiwashere]

wolfgang amadeus mozart has been dead for 226 slutty, slutty years 

[bandmaiko]

[five-flats]

WOLFGANG AMADEUS MOZART HAS BEEN DEAD FOR EXACTLY 226 SLUTTY, SLUTTY YEARS

[ankle-beez]

[vogels]

hey guys we updated the tumblr app to make your experience more fun

in this update we

- removed the features

- we removed all the features !

[pancakeke]

[parakeet]

did i ever tell you guys abt how i thought edibles and lunchables were the same thing for like, a year. like i thought all those ‘when the edibles kick in’ memes were just funny jokes about how fucking wild kids get around Snacks or something. 

[powerfulwizard]

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Visit Original Link

[spectralgf]

DUCK SMOKED WEED

[cyclelogically]

My mom just said “who was that science boy…Timmy? Timmy Testosterone?”

She was thinking about Jimmy Neutron

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@whoooshhh