Real Dissociation Hours

"Uh...hi there? Can I help you?" [Indie OC with a side muse // Written by Sparkle]

[pessimxs]

(You might just be overthinking it a little? Characters actually, lore wise, may have used multiple weapons, and some don’t match.

The Primordial Jade series were implied to be used/made (Cutter was used, Spear was made) by Morax at some point, and he’s not only used the Vortex Vanquisher, I believe he’s used the Summit Shaper as well, he also has the Memories of Dust Catalyst with him too.

I thiiiiinnnkkk Venti has used the Skyward Atlas in lore, the one we use/pull for in game actually isn’t the real/original one, it’s a copy.

There’s a couple more cases but i can think of them off the top of my head righ now.)

[pessimxs]

(Not that I mean to like...burst the bubble, nor do I disagree that parts of Inazuma feel rushed but characters and lacking matching weapons isn’t that great of an indicator given there’s been a lot of that.

Venti arguably doesn’t have a matching weapon, it could be Skyward harp and possibly Amos’ Bow, but that’s debatable.

Klee didn’t have a matching weapon for the longest time, and her current one is a 4 star, not a 5.

Albedo doesn’t have a matching weapon.

Mona also does not.

Depending on how you look at it, Jean also has no matching weapon, she’s portrayed using the Favonius sword most of the time, but that’s A. a 4 star, and B. part of a general weapon set styled off the Knights as a whole, not just her.

Eula’s weapon being matching is debatable, her “matching weapon” is actually part of the same set as the Bow that ran alongside Venti’s rerun banner, the “Elegy of the End”, so the set isn’t unique to her.

As for the Liyue Crew:

Ganyu lacks her own matching weapon, she makes do with Amos’s bow, but that bow has lore ties to Mondstadt, not Liyue.

Keqing also lacks a matching weapon, and her most used one is part of the same series as Xiao’s. Interestingly, the sword she uses in her art isn’t in the game yet either, implying she may get one later down the line.

Xiao is also a special case himself, his weapon was in the game long before he was, it didn’t release with him.

Qiqi also lacks a matching weapon.

And an honorable mention

Childe also doesn’t have a matching weapon, rumors are he may be getting one and Rust may go with his overall aesthetic, but it’s not his bow nor intended to match with him design wise.

So it’s no uncommon for characters to lack matching weapons when they release, and it doesn’t mean they won’t get them later, as was the case with Klee.)

[pessimxs]

(What if...

I made a return?)

[pessimxs]

Oh hey.

It’s a floor Emi.

And there’s a yawn too, so a slightly sleepy floor Emi.

[stratoscityshakedown-archived]

@pessimxs​ || semi-plotted starter

It was dark out at this point, and much to Daniel’s dismay, it had started to rain. “Stupid weather..” The rain was cold too, which just made his mood even more sour. He was on his way home when he noticed a young woman standing under an awning, probably shielding herself from the rain. Seems she’d forgotten her umbrella.. but he had one that he was using to shield himself from the elements.

He approached, moving the umbrella to guard her from the cold rain in the areas the cover she already had was failing to stop the downpour. “You forget your umbrella?” He asked in a casual way, tilting his head. “You wanna share? I can walk to you to wherever you need to go.”

[pessimxs]

If she had a dollar for every time it rained when she thought it wouldn’t, oh boy.

At least she had this awning as her best friend for a while, and a while it had been before a stranger happened along, his greeting causing her to jump a little, very startled..

“U-uh yeah i did I’m o-okay though you dont have to waste time on m-me it’s alright!”

[miraiixborn-deactivated20240211]

pessimxs​:

Making friends and bonds online wasn’t usually commonplace for Emi, sure she met people and got along well due to being a little more outgoing thanks to digital freedom, but she still did her best often not to stick out, so not only had be been surprised at making a friend to begin with, but having them stick around for what she’d considered a long time…

Honestly, she’d been freaking out about this sort of meetup, she figured this would be the iceberg that would sink the titanic so to speak, already she had a feeling she wouldn’t meet expectations, but there was the paranoia of messing up, what to wear, dress down or dress up? She’d driven her sister crazy both asking what to do and put on, and trying to get said sister to not stalk the entire date out of overprotectiveness.

After swallowing close to a hundred time on the walk there, and doing her best to steel herself despite a light nervous shaking, she’d made her approach…

“O-oh hiya! Nice to meet you Cassia.”

Her brain was occupied with all the worrying she almost didn’t catch the greeting, a second to snap herself back from distraction and into a short tangent of apologies before slipping into the opposite chair and playing with her fingers a little.

“Uhhh hot works, d-does this place do hot chocolate? I’ve never really been here specifically before um…”

  Hearing her stutter made Cassia’s heart flutter; she really was just like she was online. Her blue hair surprisingly fit her frame, and she was so polite.

  More than Cassia normally got from dates, that was for sure.

  Hearing that she’d want a hot chocolate, Cassia made mental note of it before disappearing inside; several minutes later and she was back, hot drinks in hand. She’d bend down to place Emily’s drink down, stealing a glance and giving her a wink before sitting down.

“I… Really appreciate you coming out here, I mean– It’s, uh… The first time I’ve agreed to date someone online, y’know?”

  It wasn’t her norm; Cassia had good-enough looks to be able to date without going online. But she’d gotten tired of dating scumbags and drunkards, so she’d kept to herself, found Emil online, and…

  Well, now they were here, drinking together. 

“So, um…”

  And now she was feeling awkward; just what did she talk about? What did she bring up?

“I, um… Meant what I said, online; that I, um… Would be happy for us to, y’know– Um… Be a thing.”

  She was fidgeting under her table, fingers clasping the cup hard enough to break it; she wasn’t normally so shy nor reserved, but with matters like this, she had to be. It’d determine if they were going to continue on the date or not.

“Now that you’ve seen me in person, what… Do you think?”

[pessimxs]

Emi was quick to dive into the chocolate to calm her nerves, before wincing a little at it being...hot...she’d glossed over that little detail in her anxiety-ridden haste and it was far too late to realize, so she had to stop herself and cool her mouth and tongue down embarrassingly, her face absolutely red from both the heat and her own blush.

Be a thing...

Luckily she hadn’t taken another sip or she’d’ve spit it out, she thought that whole dating thing was just a product of circumstance, or that Cassia had just suggested it because she didn’t know better.

She was still willing to date? Even after seeing a mess like herself? What kind of bizarre reverse world was this?

“A th-thing? Like a Thing a thing? A serious thing? A seriously s-serious thing?”

Breathe, she has to level with this absolutely madlady...

“S-surely you could do better right? Like wayyyyyyy better y’know? Like I’m just a socially inept shut in and like don’t compare at all to anything someone like you could get like for real i...” 

“Why?”

[lachrymosestorm]

pessimxs​:

“Ha…..ha, that’s a really great joke, me? If I’m out of anyone’s league its because I’m wayyyyy below average. Don’t make the cut, y’know?”

She’s giving a lot of weak awkward laughs, which she also hoped wouldn’t come off as rude towards the other, just rude at herself…or something.

“I think telling anyone how I feel would end badly, either through ruining the mood or ruining their day honestly.”

‧̍̊·̊‧̥°̩̥˚̩̩̥°̩̥‧̥·̊‧̍̊ ♡ °̩̥˚̩̩̥°̩̥ ·͙̩̩͙˚̩̥̩̩̩̥·̩̩̥̩̩̥˚̩̥̩̩̩͙‧͙ °̩̥˚̩̩̥°̩̥ ♡ ‧̍̊·̊‧̥°̩̥˚̩̩̥°̩̥‧̥·̊‧̍̊ “It’s not a joke. You’re a very pretty girl. You should give yourself more credit.” A hum left her as she rocked on the heels of her shoes and was quiet for a moment before looking at her.  “..I don’t understand how that could ruin anyone’s day. I think it might make them feel good knowing they’re liked. Wouldn’t it make yours?” 

[pessimxs]

“I’m...inclined to disagree? I mean I guess I don’t look half bad at face value but it’s all about getting to know someone beyond that, and lemme tell you, my “beyond that” is absolutely miserable...”

“I’d be happy if someone liked me sure, but also they really would deserve better y’know? If they’re into me they’re likely just settling and I wouldn’t want that.”

[pessimxs]

(Ya’ll are so wholesome to my girl lmao.)

[pessimxs]

(She does appreciate hugs.)

[pessimxs]

(I love how lots of people are like “Omg Emi’s super cute!” and stuff.)

(Meanwhile she’s like “Look...I’m a 2/10 at best and that’s pushing it tbh.”)

[miraiixborn-deactivated20240211]

@pessimxs​

  Cassia quite enjoyed playing online games. She’d been playing that one Final Fantasy game for years now; few others had come and gone during that time, though now she was hooked on the latest installment. 

  That’s when she’d met this other person; they claimed to not live too far away, and though Cassia had her doubts, they were apparently female in real-life too.

  Time had passed and they’d grown a lot, lot closer; she was jumping on the game daily to talk to her, to find out more about them. If nothing else, Cassia herself felt her getting closer to this stranger…

  To the point where she’d asked her out for a date in real life; and much to Cassia’s surprise, it was a yes! Organized for the following weekend, Cassia couldn’t wait to meet this girl for the first time. Heart in her chest, she waited at the appointed cafe…

  When she noticed the blue-haired figure walking towards her; well, she looked exactly as described!

“Ah… E-Emil? It’s Cassia– from online? I… I’m glad you came.”

  She was almost going to suggest that she didn’t think she would, though that would be incredibly rude; she was just glad to see that the other looked exactly as described.

  Cassia could feel her heart thump against her chest, wanting to break free; she was gorgeous, all that Cassia had hoped for and more.

“Please– take a seat! I’ll get us something to drink, okay? Do you have any preferences? Hot or cold?”

[pessimxs]

Making friends and bonds online wasn’t usually commonplace for Emi, sure she met people and got along well due to being a little more outgoing thanks to digital freedom, but she still did her best often not to stick out, so not only had be been surprised at making a friend to begin with, but having them stick around for what she’d considered a long time...

Honestly, she’d been freaking out about this sort of meetup, she figured this would be the iceberg that would sink the titanic so to speak, already she had a feeling she wouldn’t meet expectations, but there was the paranoia of messing up, what to wear, dress down or dress up? She’d driven her sister crazy both asking what to do and put on, and trying to get said sister to not stalk the entire date out of overprotectiveness.

After swallowing close to a hundred time on the walk there, and doing her best to steel herself despite a light nervous shaking, she’d made her approach...

“O-oh hiya! Nice to meet you Cassia.”

Her brain was occupied with all the worrying she almost didn’t catch the greeting, a second to snap herself back from distraction and into a short tangent of apologies before slipping into the opposite chair and playing with her fingers a little.

“Uhhh hot works, d-does this place do hot chocolate? I’ve never really been here specifically before um...”

[pessimxs]

“That feeling you get when you have massive crushes on lots of characters and people but they’re all massively out of your league…”

“Feels bad…”

[lachrymosestorm]

‧̍̊·̊‧̥°̩̥˚̩̩̥°̩̥‧̥·̊‧̍̊ ♡ °̩̥˚̩̩̥°̩̥ ·͙̩̩͙˚̩̥̩̩̩̥·̩̩̥̩̩̥˚̩̥̩̩̩͙‧͙ °̩̥˚̩̩̥°̩̥ ♡ ‧̍̊·̊‧̥°̩̥˚̩̩̥°̩̥‧̥·̊‧̍̊ “Well, maybe they feel like you’re out of their league. Maybe you should tell them how you feel.” Dez didn’t even know the other but she was putting her two cents in anyway. 

[pessimxs]

“Ha.....ha, that’s a really great joke, me? If I’m out of anyone’s league its because I’m wayyyyy below average. Don’t make the cut, y’know?”

She’s giving a lot of weak awkward laughs, which she also hoped wouldn’t come off as rude towards the other, just rude at herself...or something.

“I think telling anyone how I feel would end badly, either through ruining the mood or ruining their day honestly.”

[pessimxs]

“That feeling you get when you have massive crushes on lots of characters and people but they’re all massively out of your league...”

“Feels bad...”

[pessimxs]

“I....”

“Is that an actual talking dog?”

“Like...for real?”

[pessimxs]

(I have some starters im waiting on to be done but imma nap, like this you want a thingy? Could be a one-liner or an ask or starter, who knows?

It’s a mystery.)

[naughtyandnicerpmemes]

ANONYMOUSLY TELL ME YOUR HONEST OPINION ABOUT ME. I CAN’T REPLY/COMMENT, JUST PUBLISH.

[pessimxs]

“Girls Hot...”

“But Boys also Hot...”

“Everybody Hot.”