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biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist

not my circus however the monkeys appear to be holding me hostage

dawnfire-stardust

Had this silly idea after seeing the new Kinger merch that I HAVE to draw down LOL

putting-kinger-in-places

dash con ball pit please

Ball Pit, Dashcon

iitsnotme-123

Tumblr should make different colors of verified checkmark

iitsnotme-123

maybe even… give them as achievements…

anaenime

just-shower-thoughts

If unicorns were real, they would have been hunted to extinction.

wishmania-deactivated20181104

Instagram is depressing. I prefer tumblr where everyone is upfront about their misery and constant desire to die

thyrell

i dont "use" tumblr im just here

thyrell

staff accidentally added me to this website in an update years ago and they havent figured out which part of the code im in yet

its so dusty in here

HOWL’S MOVING CASTLE 2004, dir. Hayao Miyazaki

yourplayersaidwhat

Stop Critting

Dm: "Gonna roll insight for him...okay, when you ask him which spells he knows, he thinks you don't consider any if his spells useful and he deflates."

Monk: "I literally just told him he's the smartest person I know."

Dm: "You've met his brother."

Monk: "And in my journal, I made it very clear I think his brother is the less intelligent of the two."

Dm: "Okay, roll me persuasion."

Monk: "Natural 20, so 37."

Sorcerer: "What about the queen of Asalon?"

Paladin: "Or Mystra?"

Sorcerer: "And Larloch."

Mystic: "Or me."

Dm: "Good point. Roll deception."

Monk: "Even if I honestly believe it?"

Dm: "You know multiple gods personally."

Monk: "...Natural 1 makes that a 5."

Dm: "You seem sincere, but your face falls as you start to remember several people."

Monk: "If it helps, I can't cast magic at all. I just punch people and sometimes they explode."

just-shower-thoughts

Batman is propaganda to get us to cheer for the billionaires

disgustinggf

biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist

I ever tell you about the time I accidentally kidnapped my neighbor’s dog and took them for a walk?

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Be a dear and tell us already!

biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist

this is the most polite reply I have ever received, I feel like I’m accepting an invitation to tea with someone’s grandma.

*settles down into comfy floral armchair* ok so I was new to the neighborhood and one afternoon there was a small dog wandering the sidewalk. we get very little traffic but it was still a safety issue, so I got a dog leash and (after a frightfully one-sided game of Tag You’re It) managed to convince the slightly chubby corgi to let me attach the leash to their collar. Unfortunately their collar didn’t have tags, no address or phone number, and I was new to the area and too shy to knock on random doors. The corgi, meanwhile, was champing at the bit, so I decided to just hope they knew their way home and could lead me there. We set off through the neighborhood and walked for about a mile, which would have felt like a goose chase except the corgi was trotting along seeming very purposeful about where we were heading. Sure enough 15 minutes later we’ve made one big circle and are pretty much exactly where we started, except one house over.

And that is how I met my next-door neighbor, a friendly older lady who informed me her corgi’s name is Biscuit.