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freshprincesubs

utterly-insane-panda

Ahahahahhah

ron-weasley

"i’m not a feminist because i believe (describes feminism)"

rnutualfollow

im reading gone girl by gillian flynn and it is so so so good

rnutualfollow

i just finished it!!! it was really good if youre lookin for a good book read this

charmancler

shortvideosandstuff

thedeathecchi

I WANTED THOSE REPORTS ON MY DESK AN HOUR AGO

dividebysix-deactivated20150203

SUSAN HAVE YOU SEEN BRIAN HE HAS MY STAPLER.

budacub

SUSAN stop dancing. This is serious.

thefingerfuckingfemalefury

HEY SUSAN I’M GOING TO GET SOME LUNCH YOU WANT ANYTHING?

SUSAN?

SUSAN STOP SCREAMING PLEASE

itsreallystupid

SUSAN MY COMPUTER CRASHED. I COULD REALLY USE YOUR HELP.

spankzilla85

SUSAN I FEEL WE NEED TO HAVE A DISCUSSION ABOUT YOUR RECENT TARDINESS IS EVERYTHING GOING OK AT HOME HOW IS RICHARD.

coolaftbh-deactivated20190813

SUSAN THE PRINTER IS DOING THE BEEPING THING AGAIN HOW DO I GET IT TO STOP?

patternofdefiance

SUSAN HELP THERE IS A HUMAN IN MY OFFICE WHAT DO I DO

dxnar

SUSAN I ASKED FOR DECAF COFFEE CAN’T YOU FOLLOW SIMPLE INSTRUCTIONS

mayhem-is-hand-wash-only

SUSAN HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO TELL YOU TO THROW YOUR PAPERS IN THE RECYCLING NOT THE TRASH. YOU EITHER HELP THE EARTH OR YOU GO EXTINCT, TRUST ME ON THIS..

normalshrimp

indie teen song first draft

*ukulele begins*

hey girl ya know you look so good

eating pizza on the couch in your star wars hoodie

let’s cuddle and play mario kart

and just blog about our sweaters and our mason jars

*tambourine fades in*

I LOVE YOUR LITTLE FLORAL DRESS

AND YOUR FUCKIN SHOES AND YOUR HAIR

AND I LOVE YOUR GLASSES AND YOUR TONGUE PIERCING

EVEN THOUGH MY MOM SAYS TONGUE PIERCINGS ARE TRASHY

WHAT DOOOESSSS SHHEE KNOOOWWWW ANYWAY

WHAT DOOESSSS MY MOM KNOW ANYWAY

skyethepunkrockwhore-deactivate

coeyjooper-deactivated20170515

"When I was pregnant with you, this old, homeless, dirty gipsy woman on the lower east side of Manhattan stopped me in the street to tell me that I was having a boy because of how low my stomach was hanging. When I gave birth to a girl, I tried to find the old beggar to tell her that she was wrong & I gave birth to a beautiful girl. 21 years later, I need to go back, find that smelly snaggle toothed troll & tell her she was right all along" - My mother’s words on me being transgender.