Peter Parker is Pretty Neat

(formerly spider-warriorcats) (Icon by multilefaiye and header by Duma on Lioden!) I really like Spider-Man in case that's not obvious

[normal-horoscopes]

sleep with lots and lots of plushies on your bed. note which ones fall off as you sleep and in what direction from your bed. use for divination

No you're onto something here

[peter-purrker]

Oh my God I haven’t been on here in like three years. Hi

[greelin]

let me just make one thing clear

i have no clue what’s going on, ever, in any moment, at any point in time. who knows what’s going on? not me. not ever

[memescomedy]

[rontieremodeled-deactivated2023]

My dreams are attainable and I will reach them. My dreams are attainable and I will reach them. My dreams are attainable and I will reach them. My dreams are attainable and I will reach them. My dreams are attainable and I will reach them. My dreams are attainable and I will reach them. My dreams are attainable and I will reach them. My dreams are attainable and I will reach them.

[esthete-god]

Everything

[friendlyfatigue]

remember when linguini brought a rat he found back to his apartment and got all embarrassed and was like it’s not much. to the rat

[asleepyteen]

linguini is the only millennial character ever written correctly

[iggykoopa666]

[deep-dive]

[ketamie]

immnbbbbsbbqcdzfu1egi9t4u3u2r8¸0408r308080814992’

[thewomenandthechildren]

Aela the Huntress

[tintinintibet]

whats wrong with a little light cannibalism between bros? between comrades?

[baddiemode]

pixar please do these again why did you stop doing these

[gaynfl-moved]

depression and being in the closet stole my teenage years from me so if you catch me doing some juvenile shit in my late twenties mine your own damn business

[tommyswiseau]

me talking to myself trying to justify spending $12 on dice that glow in the dark 

[canadad-deactivated20171111]

*apologizes for being distant* *apologizes for being affectionate*

[tiaraturnabout]

*apologizes in general*

[yo-its-matt]

*apologizes for apologizing*

[alexanderisnotmyname]

Just a couple of kids hanging out

[achromic-red-dreams-doze-angrily]

Me, at fictional characters: THIS WOULDN'T BE A PROBLEM IF YOU JUST TALKED ABOUT YOUR FEELINGS

Me, in real life: if i give even the vaguest notion of my feelings to anybody i would die

[agirlfrommarz]

what do you mean i have to write the story that i came up with the idea for

[babyanimalgifs]

[elliehopaunt-deactivated2025073]

worth watching for the end

[uglyassbinch420]

yo what tHE FUCK ¡

[catgirl9696]

Interesting fact these two are playing but they are using play behaviors of their own species so they dont really “match up”!

Dog - is “bowing” and using open mouth “bites” as forms of play

“Play fight with me!”

Cat - is giving the little paw bats they use when playing with kittens

“Cute kittens get booped!”

They are both trying to engage the other in a playful way but not understanding the others responce.

The dog is like “you smack so no play? but not hard smack and no bad noise so not angry?”

The cat is like “why you jump around? open mouth but no chomp? no hiss so is okay?”

And then they sort of settle with a kind of communal grooming gesture they both understand!

Dog: no play? okay i lay… we calm now friend!

Cat: sad? no play? is ok i luv u weird kitten!

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

AMAZING