That gay bitch

.

[echophiliac]

tag yourself i'm golden gate bridge

[picsthatmakeyougohmm]

[buffbuzzvapedaddy]

THEY CALL ME TITTY SQUEEZE MCGEE

[buzzlightyearhugecock]

no they DON’T!!!!!

go to FUCKING therapy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[pleatedjeans]

[clown-gf]

THIS IS IT. IVE FOUND THE FUNNIEST THING ON THIS PLANET.

[fantasticparksandwheretofindthem]

Newt: Wow, and how long have you been training to be a prat? Percival: You can’t address me that way. Newt: I’m sorry, how long have you been training to be a prat…my Lord?

Merlin (BBC Series); Season 1, Episode 1: The Dragon’s Call

for @shakespeareaddict

Now for something completely different

(Not taking any more requests that are not about Parks and Recreation. Please no more)

[otp-headcanon]

Person A: ok you have 5 seconds to name 3 kinds of tapes. GO.

Person B: uh….ok….painters tape…uh…masking tape…and aaaaaaaaAAAAAAA MY MIX TAPE.

Person A:

[surreptitious-us]

Grindelwald strolling through MACUSA after taking over Graves’ body:

[sakura803-memes]

[taquito]

the 3 bosses u fight before being able to enter the shaving cream aisle

[mechanicalriddle]

final boss

[bozers]

FIGHT

[terefah]

[rodnt]

[windynebula]

[Cat meows, but it’s been autotuned]

[weirdness-is-good]

Drop an album!!!

[universeofmemes]

[jjks]

a baby struggling with his jacket

[tweenw]

Me vs my friends when I start talking about fandoms and conspiracy theories

[bpdritsu]

me: (googling) snake bite leg what to do

google: elevate and apply pressure

me: (lifting snake real high) apologize or else

[estivate9-deactivated20220722]

Thor age 8 

[bookeatingworm]

??? Never elevate a snake bite?

It causes the poison to run through your blood faster and become more dangerous if it gets to your heart

[bpdritsu]

ur supposed to elevate the snake asshole did you even read the post???

[taejoon]

so handsome

[toxicmen]

me: i’m gonna be productive today! gonna do shit!!! here i go!!!!!!!!

me, 4 hours later: