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Roy held a sentinel’s skull up to his face, rotating it in his hand slowly whilst he closely studied it “Someone was controlling them– someone could see what they were seeing…I feel as if we were played with and when the person– or people, had enough fun they left us with the holograms…hey these things should have GPS fitted in them somewhere right? Can’t we track them back to their source?”

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Quill eyed the robot head with a sense of confusion and curiosity. Those things had come out of nowhere and it still played on his mind that they knew exactly where everyone was at one time. They were being watched, that was for sure. “Yeah, man, I think so,” Quill shrugged. It was usually his friend Rocket that was good with that stuff. “We could take it to the lab and see if someone can dismantle it? I don’t want to touch that shit.”

#;— thread.

As he brought the bottle of beer up to his lips, Quill felt a rumble around him and before he knew it all hell broke loose. Giant robot things that he’d never seen before were suddenly attacking and he was so over something or someone always trying to ruin him having a good time.

“Aw, man. You gotta be shittin’ me,” he groaned, instantly dropping the bottle in his hand not caring that it had smashed to the ground. “Can’t even get through one damn party without some evil being trying to kill us all.”

Lifting his hand up to behind his ear, he pressed his helmet on and set off his jet boots instantly flying into the air. Good job he’d decided to bring his blasters just in case. Pulling them out from his back pocket, he began firing at the sentinels but it didn’t seem to be working. “Someone want to explain to me what the heck these giant tin cans are and how the hell we get rid of them?” @imhqstarters

#imhq:start #imhq:sentinelattack

chvosmagik‌:

❝ yes, yes ! i am sure that we are all excited about the multiverse and all that ! i am not from this dimension myself ― but… why is no one talking about the dream ? i mean, i wasn’t the only one who dreamt of that, right ? ❞

“Man, I have no fudgin’ clue what’s going on around these parts most days lately. New people showing up all over the place and I’m pretty sure half of them are bats or spider people. There’ll be goat people or something popping up outta nowhere next and that’s when you know we’re screwed. Never mess with a goat. Anyway, I think we don’t talk about the dream... well, it’s more a nightmare, right? We don’t talk about it because then it becomes real and I don’t want that to be real.”

#;— thread.#;— thread / chvosmagik.

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#; — muse.

pvtriotisms‌:

❛ — so , i assume you don’t want to talk about it. ❜

“No, I don’t want to talk about how I almost blew my junk off with those deadly bombs that I thought were just ornaments. I’ll be having words with Tony about the shit he leaves lying around or maybe it was Rocket. Either way, I think someone’s out to get me. It’s like they know I can’t just walk past something shiny.”

#( c: steve )

kittysprydc‌:

“A real jerk. But if they’re funny and handsome and smart, well… I guess I’m just at a loss for reasons why Tony Stark would do such a thing. What a coincidence, the bottle’s gone. Must be the affect you have on people, Star Guy.”

“What?! Tony? No! It was me. I’m the funny, handsome and smart guy. I thought that was obvious. Really offended you think Tony is funnier and more handsome than me. You must be drunk. Okay, I know you’re just trying to annoy me but if I don’t correct you it’ll bug me all day but it’s Star Lord.”

#( c: kitty )

kittysprydc‌:

“I’ve spent the last 5 hours taking a wrench and hammer to the Holofield’s modem because someone thought it’d be cute to reprogram its video surveillance component to splice together highlights of everyone’s wipeouts and epic fails. Long story short, my baby was turned into an Earth’s Funniest Home Videos generator in the time it took me to go get a bagel so if anyone needs me, I’ll be drinking a bottle of tequila and trying to forget about this meager existence.”

“Wow, what kind of a person would do such a thing? So rude, so unthoughtful. I bet they’re probably super smart and really handsome, though. I mean, only someone with an amazing sense of humour could really pull that off. I guess we’ll never solve the mystery of who did it. You could at least share the tequila. If you do, I’ll tell you who did it.”